KING LITERATE, November 23, 2010, 4:30 PM: Sends text message to girl he met on Tagged (the girl sent him a message on his inbox, referring to him as "sexc" and giving him her number). In the message, King asks if he can visit the girl today. Girl asks for picture, King finds it odd that the girl forgets what he looked like so quickly, but he complies. Girl remembers, and says King can come over. King asks for the address, and the girl gives it.
King goes on Google Maps, finds the address/bus route, springs from his chair, puts back on his clothes, gets his Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms (being the longtime sufferer of Premature Ejaculation), and heads out the door into the cold, cold rain.
5:02 PM: King walks from his neighborhood to the bus stop. His shoes get muddy as fuck.
5:05 PM: King continues to walk from his neighborhood to the bus stop. His shoes continue to get muddy as fuck.
5:14 PM: King waits at the bus stop in the cold, cold rain. Shoes muddy as fuck.
Around 6: King gets off the bus and wanders around subdivisions (at this point his shoes look as if they've been dumped into a pile of dog shit) until he finally finds the house of the girl. He knocks on the door, girl's sister asks who he is, King gives his name. Sister gets girl for him, and lets him in. King looks around the house and wonders for a quick second if he's stepped into a whore/crackhouse, and looks in one of the "rooms" to find the girl doing some guy's (later to be revealed her uncle) hair. King wonders if he is the "baby daddy" the girl (who's a mother of three, as revealed in text messages) mentioned.
King says hi to the girl, girl too busy to notice, uncle tells her to say hi, and girl complies. King asks what she did today, girl says "nothing", King notices the girl is wearing no pants or PJs but a large jersey. King is now 100% sure that he might possibly be getting laid tonight (when everyone else is asleep). After a moment of long, awkward silence, the girl finishes with her uncle's hair, and walks out of the room. Eventually the uncle does the same as well, leaving king alone.
King waits for the girl to come back in the room, thinking she wouldn't be that fucking stupid to leave a guest she invited alone. She never comes back. King goes to the living room and waits for the girl there. Finally, the girl comes out the kitchen with a bowl of food and sits on the couch. King follows suit and starts a conversation with the girl.
Flashforward to the girl mentioning a shower she was about to take. King continues to flirt/mildly tease the girl (as he's been doing ever since she sat down) and mentions that he would go in with her. The girl says no (of course), gets her washcloth and towel, and goes in the kitchen to talk to her sister. King, realizing for the first time since he left his house that he really needs to take a piss, goes to the bathroom*. Upon his way to the bathroom, King gets noticed by a girl (now named Girl2) and some guy (who looks suspiciously like the guy in the Huntsville rapist video) who've both just arrived in the house.
Girl 2 asks who King is, King replies that he's with the girl, and Girl 2 then informs King the guy is, in fact, the girl's boyfriend. Sensing impending doom, King immediately apologizes, and the guy goes into the kitchen to argue with the girl (amidst Girl 2's laughter). King grabs his coat; apologizes once again to the guy, walks into an older female (presumably the mom), tells her happy holidays, and gets the fuck out of there into the cold, cold weather.
As he trudged through the mud to the nearest bus stop (which is a mile away), a familiar tune ranged through his head. One that he always enjoyed as a kid and now seemed oddly appropriate given the events that had just transpired: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFIy3ykWofY
*This is lie. King was actually planning on performing one last flirt on the girl before she went into the bathroom
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This is the best QTE failure consequence I've ever seen.
edit: Spider-man 3 I guess. I wanna play the 2nd game again... too much fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpKtarjTvqU
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
we eat a library
then, all libraries
A meal fit for a mad Emperor
but yeah i want one too and i'd name him Edgar and teach him to curse!
King goes on Google Maps, finds the address/bus route, springs from his chair, puts back on his clothes, gets his Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms (being the longtime sufferer of Premature Ejaculation), and heads out the door into the cold, cold rain.
5:02 PM: King walks from his neighborhood to the bus stop. His shoes get muddy as fuck.
5:05 PM: King continues to walk from his neighborhood to the bus stop. His shoes continue to get muddy as fuck.
5:14 PM: King waits at the bus stop in the cold, cold rain. Shoes muddy as fuck.
Around 6: King gets off the bus and wanders around subdivisions (at this point his shoes look as if they've been dumped into a pile of dog shit) until he finally finds the house of the girl. He knocks on the door, girl's sister asks who he is, King gives his name. Sister gets girl for him, and lets him in. King looks around the house and wonders for a quick second if he's stepped into a whore/crackhouse, and looks in one of the "rooms" to find the girl doing some guy's (later to be revealed her uncle) hair. King wonders if he is the "baby daddy" the girl (who's a mother of three, as revealed in text messages) mentioned.
King says hi to the girl, girl too busy to notice, uncle tells her to say hi, and girl complies. King asks what she did today, girl says "nothing", King notices the girl is wearing no pants or PJs but a large jersey. King is now 100% sure that he might possibly be getting laid tonight (when everyone else is asleep). After a moment of long, awkward silence, the girl finishes with her uncle's hair, and walks out of the room. Eventually the uncle does the same as well, leaving king alone.
King waits for the girl to come back in the room, thinking she wouldn't be that fucking stupid to leave a guest she invited alone. She never comes back. King goes to the living room and waits for the girl there. Finally, the girl comes out the kitchen with a bowl of food and sits on the couch. King follows suit and starts a conversation with the girl.
Flashforward to the girl mentioning a shower she was about to take. King continues to flirt/mildly tease the girl (as he's been doing ever since she sat down) and mentions that he would go in with her. The girl says no (of course), gets her washcloth and towel, and goes in the kitchen to talk to her sister. King, realizing for the first time since he left his house that he really needs to take a piss, goes to the bathroom*. Upon his way to the bathroom, King gets noticed by a girl (now named Girl2) and some guy (who looks suspiciously like the guy in the Huntsville rapist video) who've both just arrived in the house.
Girl 2 asks who King is, King replies that he's with the girl, and Girl 2 then informs King the guy is, in fact, the girl's boyfriend. Sensing impending doom, King immediately apologizes, and the guy goes into the kitchen to argue with the girl (amidst Girl 2's laughter). King grabs his coat; apologizes once again to the guy, walks into an older female (presumably the mom), tells her happy holidays, and gets the fuck out of there into the cold, cold weather.
As he trudged through the mud to the nearest bus stop (which is a mile away), a familiar tune ranged through his head. One that he always enjoyed as a kid and now seemed oddly appropriate given the events that had just transpired: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFIy3ykWofY
*This is lie. King was actually planning on performing one last flirt on the girl before she went into the bathroom
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Seriously. If I didn't back down after the confusing messages, I would have at least walked out as soon as I went inside.
NSFW, but you probably know that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIdI8khMkw
would that be a legal play in the NFL?
see also, wrong ball trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQGfM6a3-Q
Ok, that's kind of a mean trick by that coach on little kids who are just learning.
The high school one I posted seems like the other team just fell for it.
I dunno, it's different somehow.
yeah, it's really dirty to get the coach involved like that
the kid in the first video has a pair of big, brass ones, though
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.