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Childs Play Facebook Message

ctowsleyctowsley Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Social Entropy++
Edit: I have removed the original offensive message, and now post a new one. I want this post to spur people into sharing childs play with others in ways that can resonate with their friends, co-workers, family and customers. Get it out there!

Adjustments have been made. I restate my original purpose, share your facebook/blog/website invitations to date, give others an idea that they can use to help them get their friends to resonate with the cause.

"I have been instructed that my previous link to childs play is probably far too vulgar, so if you didn't like the one try this one on for size. Childs Play donates many hundreds of thousands of dollars to sick kids and the hospitals they spend alot of their time in to provide games, toys, and downright happiness during a dark time. Take some of your money if you can and give it to those who can put it in the right hands for the best use. Donate Today."

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    swearing and charitable causes don't usually go together

    unless you're fighting tourettes, I guess

    YaYa on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't donate to charities

    That's for sissies

    Sheri on
  • ctowsleyctowsley Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    While I understand that, were I to be having a fund raiser right next to a childrens hospital, it would seem more than uncouth to use the term "fuckbags" to describe possible donators I have to trust in the assumption that my friends and many in the PA community, particularly in the SE forum will resonate with it at least in humor. I think the contrast of a call to donate to a childrens charity given in a very...vivacious form will hold peoples attention long enough to get to the donate button.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't think you understand humor.

    How about you try to raise money with kind words about giving cool stuff to sick kids?

    Uriel on
  • ctowsleyctowsley Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sheri, in that case i would direct you to the edit in my original post, detailing how you can give to charity in such a way as to still be awesome, and hurt others.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But guys, swears are funny!

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Your argument would probably hold more water if we hadn't just done Solid Saints

    However, calling your friends fuckbags and then expecting them to take you seriously about a charity is a pipe dream

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't think you understand humor.

    How about you try to raise money with kind words about giving cool stuff to sick kids?

    Fag.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Are you extorting charity donations by putting your fake internet friendship on the line?

    I don't see this as being terribly successful.

    How about something along the lines of illustrating the virtues of the charity and explaining the benefit to sick children in their time of need?

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  • ctowsleyctowsley Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't think you understand humor.

    How about you try to raise money with kind words about giving cool stuff to sick kids?


    i think there will be plenty of that, from me later and others who take up the cause. i'm just trying to offer a different perspective. I find it funny...I'm sorry if you don't.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Your argument would probably hold more water if we hadn't just done Solid Saints

    However, calling your friends fuckbags and then expecting them to take you seriously about a charity is a pipe dream

    I personally only ever give money to people that can out-swear me.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't think you understand humor.

    How about you try to raise money with kind words about giving cool stuff to sick kids?

    Fag.

    This isn't in the spirit of the season.

    Uriel on
  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Demanding that people give money to something kind of defeats the point of charity.

    Peen on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Watch as the glorious edict is slowly eroded.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I don't think you understand humor.

    How about you try to raise money with kind words about giving cool stuff to sick kids?

    Fag.

    This isn't in the spirit of the season.

    You're right, I probably should have saved this one for Valentine's Day.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I say, how rude.

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  • ctowsleyctowsley Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Are you extorting charity donations by putting your fake internet friendship on the line?

    I don't see this as being terribly successful.

    How about something along the lines of illustrating the virtues of the charity and explaining the benefit to sick children in their time of need?

    actually most of the 87 people on my facebook i know personally, and it's an empty threat at best. i'm sorry if you find it offensive...it wasn't the intent, even though it was probably inevitable.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That would be a nice gesture sarukun.

    Uriel on
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is an outrage. I'm going to rob a hospital.

    Aroused Bull on
  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Give before it hurts!

    CorporateLogo on
    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so you're pretty dumb then, huh guy

    YaYa on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I never go to the hospital anyway, what are they even good for

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Your argument would probably hold more water if we hadn't just done Solid Saints

    However, calling your friends fuckbags and then expecting them to take you seriously about a charity is a pipe dream

    Spoken like a true fuckbag.

    Hunter on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well we shouldn't argue yaya, if he raises some money that is good. If not at least his heart was in the right place?

    Uriel on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    speaking of child's play, rule 34 is running a donation thing for it, so uh

    yeah

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  • ctowsleyctowsley Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Adjustments have been made. I restate my original purpose, share your facebook/blog/website invitations to date, give others an idea that they can use to help them get their friends to resonate with the cause.

    "I have been instructed that my previous link to childs play is probably far too vulgar, so if you didn't like the one try this one on for size. Childs Play donates many hundreds of thousands of dollars to sick kids and the hospitals they spend alot of their time in to provide games, toys, and downright happiness during a dark time. Take some of your money if you can and give it to those who can put it in the right hands for the best use. Donate Today."

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    That would be a nice gesture sarukun.

    I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Can someone turn this thread around and ride it backwards through time fast enough to concuss its source at the moment of collision, creating an alternate timeline that is better than this one in at least one noticeable way?

    Larlar on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Capitulated by page 2.

    You guys are the best.

    sarukun on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarukun you should write me a letter instead.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Can someone turn this thread around and ride it backwards through time fast enough to concuss its source at the moment of collision, creating an alternate timeline that is better than this one in at least one noticeable way?

    I can if you decompress the main shuttle bay the moment I fire an inverse tachyon beam from the main deflector dish and bounce it off the shields while randomizing the frequency.

    Hunter on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Can someone turn this thread around and ride it backwards through time fast enough to concuss its source at the moment of collision, creating an alternate timeline that is better than this one in at least one noticeable way?

    I can if you decompress the main shuttle bay the moment I fire an inverse tachyon beam from the main deflector dish and bounce it off the shields while randomizing the frequency.

    Beep beep boop. Done.

    Larlar on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sarukun you should write me a letter instead.

    What shall it say?

    I've already promised my heart to Uriel this year.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Can someone turn this thread around and ride it backwards through time fast enough to concuss its source at the moment of collision, creating an alternate timeline that is better than this one in at least one noticeable way?

    I can if you decompress the main shuttle bay the moment I fire an inverse tachyon beam from the main deflector dish and bounce it off the shields while randomizing the frequency.

    Beep beep boop. Done.

    If this doesn't work, it's been an honor to serve with you.

    Hunter on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Can someone turn this thread around and ride it backwards through time fast enough to concuss its source at the moment of collision, creating an alternate timeline that is better than this one in at least one noticeable way?

    I can if you decompress the main shuttle bay the moment I fire an inverse tachyon beam from the main deflector dish and bounce it off the shields while randomizing the frequency.

    Beep beep boop. Done.

    Did you remember to inverse the Tachyons?


    Because if you do it wrong, we'll all be killed.

    sarukun on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Can someone turn this thread around and ride it backwards through time fast enough to concuss its source at the moment of collision, creating an alternate timeline that is better than this one in at least one noticeable way?

    I can if you decompress the main shuttle bay the moment I fire an inverse tachyon beam from the main deflector dish and bounce it off the shields while randomizing the frequency.

    Beep beep boop. Done.

    Did you remember to inverse the Tachyons?


    Because if you do it wrong, we'll all be killed.

    Quick, beam Ensign Fuckstick to Jefferies Tube 69 to manually inverse the beam and to die horribly.

    Hunter on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Careful around those unsecured panels in every corridor, if you push the wrong buttons you can rig the ship to explode without proper authorization codes.

    I saw it on DS9

    Uriel on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Shit, I think I reversed the tachyons.

    Larlar on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sarukun you should write me a letter instead.

    What shall it say?

    I've already promised my heart to Uriel this year.

    Something about our forbidden love and also when Diablo III is coming out.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Can someone turn this thread around and ride it backwards through time fast enough to concuss its source at the moment of collision, creating an alternate timeline that is better than this one in at least one noticeable way?
    Well, this thread was almost off of the front page, but then Yaya had to ruin things by posting in it. :x

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