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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »

    If your wife aspires to be on Bridezilla then you shouldn't even being marrying the dumb broad.

    Oh hell no, we just like watching it for our 45 minutes of hate. Our wedding was a destination one in Vegas for cheap. My mother in law was the zilla with her outlandish demands and bitchy behavior.

    Like she had never met my father ever prior to us getting married, within twenty minutes of meeting him she was asking what he was going to pay towards the after wedding dinner. Now she had never talked to me about this, and just said it out of the blue, that was fucking embarrasing.

    I was speaking in general, I never got the impression that Mrs. Preach was the bridezilla type.

    Watching the show =/= being on the show.

    My mom watches Hoarders.

    She's a just this side of a neat freak.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am going to be on Bridezillas and have a mental breakdown and end up in the hospital laughing and smearing my poop on the camera.

    It'll be a commentary on the voyeuristic, mercenary, soulless nature of reality TV.

    Why would they pay you to do what is already free to watch in your Youtube channel?

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    FINALLY i had a science idea that no one else has done yet

    this is only important to me but i thought i would share

    Share the idea. We won't steal it and if you put the sciencey words in pig latin it won't show up in a google search :)

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hmm, checking wikipedia, it seems that I entirely missed the first album of theirs.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Drez. I downloaded some Rilo Kiley. Under the Blacklight. An odd #1 band (played) to have.

    That's the weak album of theirs.

    Is it? I'll get the others. I've been going a little download-happy with the zunepass.

    More Adventurous is the best by a decent margin. The Execution Of All Things is good too. Under The Blacklight was rather different and not at all what they are good at.

    Totally agree.

    Though I really, really love The Initial Friend EP as well. Frug, Papillon, Sword, the other version of Always...actually I'm pretty sure I like every song on TIF EP.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »

    If your wife aspires to be on Bridezilla then you shouldn't even being marrying the dumb broad.

    Oh hell no, we just like watching it for our 45 minutes of hate. Our wedding was a destination one in Vegas for cheap. My mother in law was the zilla with her outlandish demands and bitchy behavior.

    Like she had never met my father ever prior to us getting married, within twenty minutes of meeting him she was asking what he was going to pay towards the after wedding dinner. Now she had never talked to me about this, and just said it out of the blue, that was fucking embarrasing.

    I was speaking in general, I never got the impression that Mrs. Preach was the bridezilla type.

    Watching the show =/= being on the show.

    My mom watches Hoarders.

    She's a just this side of a neat freak.

    Hoarders is interesting to me, I wouldn't want to watch too much of it, but its fascinating because you can see the evolution of what happened to them.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm, checking wikipedia, it seems that I entirely missed the first album of theirs.

    Hahah jinx.

    Get it! It's awesome. I love it immensely.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Guys I has a tech question.

    My 40" HDTV is 720p but also 1080i compliant. The PS3 has set itself to 1080i. What's better though?

    It will scale everything to 720p anyway, so go with that. What's the actual native resolution?


    No idea :P

    EDIT: 1366x768.

    Go with 720p, nominally. Otherwise whatever you like the look of better - though 720p will be easier on the eyes in the long term because it's not interlaced.

    Okay doky.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    I am going to be on Bridezillas and have a mental breakdown and end up in the hospital laughing and smearing my poop on the camera.

    It'll be a commentary on the voyeuristic, mercenary, soulless nature of reality TV.

    Why would they pay you to do what is already free to watch in your Youtube channel?

    Because I'll be wearing a 6,000 dollar dress.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm, checking wikipedia, it seems that I entirely missed the first album of theirs.

    Hahah jinx.

    Get it! It's awesome. I love it immensely.

    I don't really buy music these days and only The Execution Of All Things and Under The Blacklight are on spotify :P

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Well, this SQL was mind-boggling.

    Basically: I have one result table with two columns. I have another two-column table from a join, and I want to remove the rows from table 1 that have a matching row in column 2.

    Sounded easy: WHERE t1.col1 != t2.col1 AND t1.col2 != t2.col2

    But noooo, suddenly that removed things that didn't match. When I switched the AND to OR it gave the expected result.

    I r confused. Guessing something to do with operator precedence.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am slowly (rapidly) consuming all the gin & tonic in my house.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

    Free hug people are horribly creepy.

    I've seen some good emotional fights at airports. I think I'd pay to see that too.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

    Free hug people are horribly creepy.

    I've seen some good emotional fights at airports. I think I'd pay to see that too.

    Once I turned down a free hug guy on campus and he called me a prude and screamed BITCH!! after me

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

    Free hug people are horribly creepy.

    I've seen some good emotional fights at airports. I think I'd pay to see that too.

    The whole "free hugs" thing has always weirded me out. To me it's always conjured an image of a fat sweaty person who I most definitely do not want to be touched by.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

    Free hug people are horribly creepy.

    I've seen some good emotional fights at airports. I think I'd pay to see that too.

    The whole "free hugs" thing has always weirded me out. To me it's always conjured an image of a fat sweaty person who I most definitely do not want to be touched by.

    Every one I've seen has been rather tubby and unkempt. I think it is the only human contact they get. And it suggests that prior to them attempting this that they had been paying for their hugs.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    FINALLY i had a science idea that no one else has done yet

    this is only important to me but i thought i would share

    Share the idea. We won't steal it and if you put the sciencey words in pig latin it won't show up in a google search :)

    omparative-cay omology-hay of-ay evelopmental-day enes-gay involved-ay in-ay asexual-ay eproduction-ray etween-bay wo-tay elated-ray orm-way amilies-fay

    i don't know pig latin very well, is that correct?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

    Free hug people are horribly creepy.

    I've seen some good emotional fights at airports. I think I'd pay to see that too.

    The whole "free hugs" thing has always weirded me out. To me it's always conjured an image of a fat sweaty person who I most definitely do not want to be touched by.
    I don't mind the free Krishna hugs, but just random people trying to hug you is weird.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Well, this SQL was mind-boggling.

    Basically: I have one result table with two columns. I have another two-column table from a join, and I want to remove the rows from table 1 that have a matching row in column 2.

    Sounded easy: WHERE t1.col1 != t2.col1 AND t1.col2 != t2.col2

    But noooo, suddenly that removed things that didn't match. When I switched the AND to OR it gave the expected result.

    I r confused. Guessing something to do with operator precedence.

    I'm guessing your aliases refer to the same table. Can't you just use one alias and call it a day? or am i reading it wrong.

    WHERE
    t1.col1 <> t1.col2

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

    Free hug people are horribly creepy.

    I've seen some good emotional fights at airports. I think I'd pay to see that too.

    The whole "free hugs" thing has always weirded me out. To me it's always conjured an image of a fat sweaty person who I most definitely do not want to be touched by.
    I don't mind the free Krishna hugs, but just random people trying to hug you is weird.

    If they could get the Old Spice guy to do a free hugs campaign, I believe that would have universal appeal.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Another show that would be good is one where it's just scenes of people hugging each other

    reunions at airports, family reconciliations, friendly people, free hugs offerers, etc

    Free hug people are horribly creepy.

    I've seen some good emotional fights at airports. I think I'd pay to see that too.

    The whole "free hugs" thing has always weirded me out. To me it's always conjured an image of a fat sweaty person who I most definitely do not want to be touched by.

    Every one I've seen has been rather tubby and unkempt. I think it is the only human contact they get. And it suggests that prior to them attempting this that they had been paying for their hugs.

    The only people I've ever seen handing out "free hugs" were two rather pretty girls in London.

    I still stayed away because like everything in London they were probably made mostly of soot and rats.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2010
    I'll check out those tracks where I'm not at work (where youtube is not OK, but pandora is (which totally makes sense)).

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »

    The only people I've ever seen handing out "free hugs" were two rather pretty girls in London.

    I still stayed away because like everything in London they were probably made mostly of soot and rats.

    They likely would not have let go and then you'd have been sold into sex slavery.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I'm guessing your aliases refer to the same table. Can't you just use one alias and call it a day? or am i reading it wrong.

    WHERE
    t1.col1 <> t1.col2

    Nah, two tables - one is the result from SELECT, the other comes from a view. If a result row has a match in t2 I want it removed from the result.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Cass is a prude

    this is rich

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    FINALLY i had a science idea that no one else has done yet

    this is only important to me but i thought i would share

    Share the idea. We won't steal it and if you put the sciencey words in pig latin it won't show up in a google search :)

    omparative-cay omology-hay of-ay evelopmental-day enes-gay involved-ay in-ay asexual-ay eproduction-ray etween-bay wo-tay elated-ray orm-way amilies-fay

    i don't know pig latin very well, is that correct?

    I don't know. I translated it back and it still doesnt make any sense to me. :P
    Then again I only have a slightly more advanced understanding of science than your average juggalo.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2010
    Applying for job in: Philly.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »

    The only people I've ever seen handing out "free hugs" were two rather pretty girls in London.

    I still stayed away because like everything in London they were probably made mostly of soot and rats.

    They likely would not have let go and then you'd have been sold into sex slavery.

    yaaaaaaaay

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Speaking of weird public interaction, I'm on the elevator this morning and two women get on, and the following conversation ensues:

    A: So who was that, sending you all those freaky texts?
    B: Oh that was Henry, he was like, "So girl you like head or ass."
    A: *laughing*
    B: I was like "I'm all about head, I give head any damn time but lickin' ass, I'm on the fence about that."


    At that point the doors opened and I got off but seriously what the fuck people.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch that is fucking esoteric. Describe what awesome things it may lead to for mankind!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    I'll check out those tracks where I'm not at work (where youtube is not OK, but pandora is (which totally makes sense)).

    Cool, let me know what you think.

    And for the record, I haven't used my Zune in over a year, so what you are looking at with regard to my profile is outdated and likely highly inaccurate. For instance, if I check my other software, right now, my most played band is...Rilo Kiley.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I'm guessing your aliases refer to the same table. Can't you just use one alias and call it a day? or am i reading it wrong.

    WHERE
    t1.col1 <> t1.col2

    Nah, two tables - one is the result from SELECT, the other comes from a view. If a result row has a match in t2 I want it removed from the result.

    so if Column 1 and Column 2 in both tables are the same you want them gone, right?

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »

    The only people I've ever seen handing out "free hugs" were two rather pretty girls in London.

    I still stayed away because like everything in London they were probably made mostly of soot and rats.

    They likely would not have let go and then you'd have been sold into sex slavery.

    Frankly, i can see an upside.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bill Maher interviews this conservative christian dude who is quite vehemently anti gay in his film. Towards the middle of the interview the guy gets pissed and tries to end the interview but Maher smoothes it over. Later he accuses the guy of "looking gay". The guy is not offended, and at the end of the interview he hugs Maher goodbye.


    Then later in the film he interviews a Jew for Jesus and just rips into the guy over and over again, hilarious.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Cass is a prude

    this is rich

    Sir, are you accusing me of being an improper lady?

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Speaking of weird public interaction, I'm on the elevator this morning and two women get on, and the following conversation ensues:

    A: So who was that, sending you all those freaky texts?
    B: Oh that was Henry, he was like, "So girl you like head or ass."
    A: *laughing*
    B: I was like "I'm all about head, I give head any damn time but lickin' ass, I'm on the fence about that."


    At that point the doors opened and I got off but seriously what the fuck people.

    o_O

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    FINALLY i had a science idea that no one else has done yet

    this is only important to me but i thought i would share

    Share the idea. We won't steal it and if you put the sciencey words in pig latin it won't show up in a google search :)

    omparative-cay omology-hay of-ay evelopmental-day enes-gay involved-ay in-ay asexual-ay eproduction-ray etween-bay wo-tay elated-ray orm-way amilies-fay

    i don't know pig latin very well, is that correct?

    If the research doesn't pan out, just show your superiors video of two worms on the sidewalk fighting.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Cass is a prune.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »

    The only people I've ever seen handing out "free hugs" were two rather pretty girls in London.

    I still stayed away because like everything in London they were probably made mostly of soot and rats.

    They likely would not have let go and then you'd have been sold into sex slavery.

    Frankly, i can see an upside.

    Best get hugging those girls then.

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