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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch was lied to by a bioterrorist masquerading as a CDC official who stole the smallpox sample and replaced it with chickenpox.

    Chicken Pox would still be a pretty nasty viral weapon, especially used on adults.

    It would, but pretty much everyone is immune to it.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ...Horde or Alliance?

    first one then the other

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I mean

    about 90% of viral diseases would make a "nasty" viral weapon

    Arch on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Quizzy, wear an undershirt?

    I'll give that a shot, this shirt might be too snug for an undershirt. But then again I do have a couple really tight undershirts.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    ...Horde or Alliance?

    first one then the other

    and then two factions at the same time, man

    Arch on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I am anti-vaccine

    Smallpox vaccine

    Why should I have to be tortuously injected with a strain of a disease I can only get from direct contact with cows that is designed to protect me from a different disease that is extinct

    Nobody gets vaccinated for it nowadays.

    Except like US military being deployed to Afghanistan or Korea, I guess someone's done a risk-analysis of the potentiality of US military being given smallpox and they'd rather not have the entire invasion force annihilated by one disease in that case.

    Well it just so happens...

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Combining: Even my undershirts show my rude smallpox-infected titties. Suck on that patriarchy.

    GLOBES OF DEATH.

    Arivia on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch was lied to by a bioterrorist masquerading as a CDC official who stole the smallpox sample and replaced it with chickenpox.

    Chicken Pox would still be a pretty nasty viral weapon, especially used on adults.

    It would, but pretty much everyone is immune to it.

    I'm not, I didn't have chicken pox as a child, its something I have to be careful of as an adult.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    taoist drunktaoist drunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    bill maher is anti-vaccine

    yes, that's one thing

    I know that's generally enough for people here to write him off, but I'm curious if there are actually more things or not.

    he is literally incapable of presenting a view in a way that isn't douchey

    even when they are agreeable views

    but that doesn't mean "almost all of bill maher's beliefs are misguided"

    it just means he has one really misguided view, and is a douche about the others

    i am not disagreeing here, i just want you to either present other stupid things he believes, or tone down the hyperbole

    There are lots of things I disagree with bill maher on (death penalty, racial profiling, the vaccine thing, privatization of social security [don't have time to get into a long talk on any of those things though sorry]). also he is kind of a dick in his presentation of everything.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    R6D6.jpg

    I think I've settled on my rapier. :D

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I am anti-vaccine

    Smallpox vaccine

    Why should I have to be tortuously injected with a strain of a disease I can only get from direct contact with cows that is designed to protect me from a different disease that is extinct

    Nobody gets vaccinated for it nowadays.

    Except like US military being deployed to Afghanistan or Korea, I guess someone's done a risk-analysis of the potentiality of US military being given smallpox and they'd rather not have the entire invasion force annihilated by one disease in that case.

    Well it just so happens...

    Yeah, I know you're in Afghanistan. Still, it's a pretty sensible strategic decision:
    The last cases of smallpox in the world occurred in an outbreak of two cases (one of which was fatal) in Birmingham, UK in 1978. A medical photographer, Janet Parker, contracted the disease at the University of Birmingham Medical School and died on September 11 1978,[65] after which the scientist responsible for smallpox research at the university, Professor Henry Bedson, committed suicide.[2] In light of this accident, all known stocks of smallpox were destroyed or transferred to one of two WHO reference laboratories which had BSL-4 facilities; the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in the United States and the State Research Center of Virology and Biotechnology VECTOR in Koltsovo, Russia.

    I've previously read up about BSL-4 facilities, they are fucking rad.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man I'm in OCD productivity mode today

    like seriously my next week is planned out by the hour.

    now I've just got to stick to it

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    bill maher is anti-vaccine

    yes, that's one thing

    I know that's generally enough for people here to write him off, but I'm curious if there are actually more things or not.

    he is literally incapable of presenting a view in a way that isn't douchey

    even when they are agreeable views

    but that doesn't mean "almost all of bill maher's beliefs are misguided"

    it just means he has one really misguided view, and is a douche about the others

    i am not disagreeing here, i just want you to either present other stupid things he believes, or tone down the hyperbole

    There are lots of things I disagree with bill maher on (death penalty, racial profiling, the vaccine thing, privatization of social security [don't have time to get into a long talk on any of those things though sorry]). also he is kind of a dick in his presentation of everything.

    see, i didn't know this stuff because i wrote him off after the vaccine thing

    this is what i wanted to hear, not "almost all his beliefs are misguided" --> "he opposes vaccines and is a dick"

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    R6D6.jpg

    I think I've settled on my rapier. :D

    I think I saw that in Kingdom Hearts once.

    Arivia on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Actually most of the population would die horribly since smallpox vaccines are pretty rare nowadays and they are only effective for about ten years

    But that will never happen because smallpox is extinct

    It's gone

    There is no more smallpox

    Edit: Are you sure it wasn't cowpox? Cowpox is what is used to inoculate people against smallpox but I thought (And I may be wrong) that the only remaining samples of smallpox were being held by the CDC. Anyways though what I meant was that it no longer lives in nature.

    it was a CDC affiliated virology lab

    "being held by the CDC" means that someone under the CDC banner has it. it doesn't necessarily mean "in atlanta"

    unless i was lied to

    I think some French centre, and some Russian centre have samples as well.

    Also possibly North Korea cause we have no fucking idea what they're up to.

    I don't think the DPRK government is competent enough to handle a smallpox sample without obliterating a city at a bare minimum.

    Res on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I am anti-vaccine

    Smallpox vaccine

    Why should I have to be tortuously injected with a strain of a disease I can only get from direct contact with cows that is designed to protect me from a different disease that is extinct

    Nobody gets vaccinated for it nowadays.

    Except like US military being deployed to Afghanistan or Korea, I guess someone's done a risk-analysis of the potentiality of US military being given smallpox and they'd rather not have the entire invasion force annihilated by one disease in that case.

    Well it just so happens...

    Yeah, I know you're in Afghanistan. Still, it's a pretty sensible strategic decision:
    The last cases of smallpox in the world occurred in an outbreak of two cases (one of which was fatal) in Birmingham, UK in 1978. A medical photographer, Janet Parker, contracted the disease at the University of Birmingham Medical School and died on September 11 1978,[65] after which the scientist responsible for smallpox research at the university, Professor Henry Bedson, committed suicide.[2] In light of this accident, all known stocks of smallpox were destroyed or transferred to one of two WHO reference laboratories which had BSL-4 facilities; the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in the United States and the State Research Center of Virology and Biotechnology VECTOR in Koltsovo, Russia.

    I've previously read up about BSL-4 facilities, they are fucking rad.

    I just read that, and now I am certain I was lied to.

    I am going to mock my friend in a virology lab....or get the lab shut down

    i thought they were BSL4

    they are not apparently

    which means there wouldnt be smallpox unless someone was breaking lots of rules

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Jeep, that sounds terrible. Absolutely terrible.

    Yeah, you're not there yet Rivs.

    When I first heard the term "post-gay" in my 20's and had it described to me, I found it offensive. Now I'm heading towards my mid-30's and it makes soooo much more sense.

    It's part of growing up, and unfortunately, part of not being grown up is feeling outrage whenever someone points out to you that you are, in fact, not grown up.

    wow that was condescending

    I kind of agree with both of you, but I think it's different points.

    Like, using extreme language to describe the opposing side - death before dishonor and all that - is a good way to get fucking nowhere because it's just political ignorance.

    Conversely: It's taken me a while to realize that I fucking hate the people who value virginity, and it's a direct insult to me and anyone I'm associated with.

    Eh, my only real point was that the vast majority of people don't stay crusaders forever and part of growing up is that at some point you have to decide to what degree you're going to buy in to society. And for some people admittedly the answer is "not at all". But those people are hardly the norm.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010

    Eh, my only real point was that the vast majority of people don't stay crusaders forever and part of growing up is that at some point you have to decide to what degree you're going to buy in to society. And for some people admittedly the answer is "not at all". But those people are hardly the norm.

    Older crusaders are also so obnoxious, like most topics become about their favorite pet topic and then it just turns into a lecture on whatever.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch was lied to by a bioterrorist masquerading as a CDC official who stole the smallpox sample and replaced it with chickenpox.

    Chicken Pox would still be a pretty nasty viral weapon, especially used on adults.

    It would, but pretty much everyone is immune to it.

    I'm not, I didn't have chicken pox as a child, its something I have to be careful of as an adult.

    Dude, just go get yourself a varicella-zoster vaccine. Problem solved, you are now immune.

    Most people are vaccinated nowadays anyway..

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I think I saw that in Kingdom Hearts once.

    It's a replication of a historical design, it's quite possible that KH lifted from the same source.

    Anyway, sushi time, toodles.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it's early for sushi

    Variable on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »

    Dude, just go get yourself a varicella-zoster vaccine. Problem solved, you are now immune.

    Most people are vaccinated nowadays anyway..

    I think I need a lot of vaccines I probably don't have. After I reached adult hood I kind of let my going to the doctor maintenance stop. Haven't been in like 10 years.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Pretty snazzy, Inquisitor. I was looking at what they had at the Darkwood website. These weapons aren't sharp and don't have a real point, right?

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Actually most of the population would die horribly since smallpox vaccines are pretty rare nowadays and they are only effective for about ten years

    But that will never happen because smallpox is extinct

    It's gone

    There is no more smallpox

    Edit: Are you sure it wasn't cowpox? Cowpox is what is used to inoculate people against smallpox but I thought (And I may be wrong) that the only remaining samples of smallpox were being held by the CDC. Anyways though what I meant was that it no longer lives in nature.

    it was a CDC affiliated virology lab

    "being held by the CDC" means that someone under the CDC banner has it. it doesn't necessarily mean "in atlanta"

    unless i was lied to

    I think some French centre, and some Russian centre have samples as well.

    Also possibly North Korea cause we have no fucking idea what they're up to.

    I don't think the DPRK government is competent enough to handle a smallpox sample without obliterating a city at a bare minimum.

    Who's to say they haven't?

    We have no clue!

    Now I'm imagining N Korean zombies.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »

    Dude, just go get yourself a varicella-zoster vaccine. Problem solved, you are now immune.

    Most people are vaccinated nowadays anyway..

    I think I need a lot of vaccines I probably don't have. After I reached adult hood I kind of let my going to the doctor maintenance stop. Haven't been in like 10 years.
    Wow, and I thought I was bad about that. You should probably go get a checkup, dude.

    Bama on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Jeep, that sounds terrible. Absolutely terrible.

    Yeah, you're not there yet Rivs.

    When I first heard the term "post-gay" in my 20's and had it described to me, I found it offensive. Now I'm heading towards my mid-30's and it makes soooo much more sense.

    It's part of growing up, and unfortunately, part of not being grown up is feeling outrage whenever someone points out to you that you are, in fact, not grown up.

    I'm testing out the phrase, "Oh my god, that is so post-gay," out loud, and it has potential.

    desc on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    did somebody say rude titties

    I cam as soon as I could

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    http://privilegedenyingdude.tumblr.com/

    There's a good one in there for every thread.

    Doc on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    heh D6 dagger.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    did somebody say rude titties

    I cam as soon as I could

    false alarm, there are only uncultured birds here

    tyrannus on
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Eh, my only real point was that the vast majority of people don't stay crusaders forever and part of growing up is that at some point you have to decide to what degree you're going to buy in to society. And for some people admittedly the answer is "not at all". But those people are hardly the norm.

    I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    did somebody say rude titties

    I cam as soon as I could

    false alarm, there are only uncultured birds here

    How impolite!

    Senjutsu on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    heh D6 dagger.

    heh

    desc on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »

    Dude, just go get yourself a varicella-zoster vaccine. Problem solved, you are now immune.

    Most people are vaccinated nowadays anyway..

    I think I need a lot of vaccines I probably don't have. After I reached adult hood I kind of let my going to the doctor maintenance stop. Haven't been in like 10 years.
    Wow, and I thought I was bad about that. You should probably go get a checkup, dude.

    Yeah I know, I'm just worried they'll find some incurable disease and tell me I have a couple years to live. Basically I worry they are a creepy gypsy lady.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Jeep, that sounds terrible. Absolutely terrible.

    Yeah, you're not there yet Rivs.

    When I first heard the term "post-gay" in my 20's and had it described to me, I found it offensive. Now I'm heading towards my mid-30's and it makes soooo much more sense.

    It's part of growing up, and unfortunately, part of not being grown up is feeling outrage whenever someone points out to you that you are, in fact, not grown up.

    I'm testing out the phrase, "Oh my god, that is so post-gay," out loud, and it has potential.

    I am sooooo post-gay. I was gay back before it was cool, when you had to get a mouth full of trucker penis at a Jersey rest stop, but now with these kids it's just so commercial. What a bunch of posers.

    post-gay is my new favorite word. I'm going to a bourbon lounge with two of my gay friends this weekend. How can I make a joke using "post gay" in the most awkwardest way possible?

    Deebaser on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »

    Dude, just go get yourself a varicella-zoster vaccine. Problem solved, you are now immune.

    Most people are vaccinated nowadays anyway..

    I think I need a lot of vaccines I probably don't have. After I reached adult hood I kind of let my going to the doctor maintenance stop. Haven't been in like 10 years.
    Wow, and I thought I was bad about that. You should probably go get a checkup, dude.

    Yeah I know, I'm just worried they'll find some incurable disease and tell me I have a couple years to live. Basically I worry they are a creepy gypsy lady.
    but hey, pie!

    Bama on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Doc wrote: »
    http://privilegedenyingdude.tumblr.com/

    There's a good one in there for every thread.

    love it

    Arch on
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »

    Dude, just go get yourself a varicella-zoster vaccine. Problem solved, you are now immune.

    Most people are vaccinated nowadays anyway..

    I think I need a lot of vaccines I probably don't have. After I reached adult hood I kind of let my going to the doctor maintenance stop. Haven't been in like 10 years.
    Wow, and I thought I was bad about that. You should probably go get a checkup, dude.

    Yeah I know, I'm just worried they'll find some incurable disease and tell me I have a couple years to live. Basically I worry they are a creepy gypsy lady.

    Going to the doctor with no symptoms and just for a "wellness check-up" pretty much has a 100% chance with you ending up having a finger up your bum.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Deebaser wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Jeep, that sounds terrible. Absolutely terrible.

    Yeah, you're not there yet Rivs.

    When I first heard the term "post-gay" in my 20's and had it described to me, I found it offensive. Now I'm heading towards my mid-30's and it makes soooo much more sense.

    It's part of growing up, and unfortunately, part of not being grown up is feeling outrage whenever someone points out to you that you are, in fact, not grown up.

    I'm testing out the phrase, "Oh my god, that is so post-gay," out loud, and it has potential.

    I am sooooo post-gay. I was gay back before it was cool, when you had to get a mouth full of trucker penis at a Jersey rest stop, but now with these kids it's just so commercial. What a bunch of posers.

    post-gay is my new favorite word.

    That is what I thought of as well

    and how i will interpret it

    jeep is the hipster now

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think my brain is breaking. I saw a list of new release movies and out of everything I thought


    "oh that could be fun!"
    santa-paws.jpg

    what the hell man. . . .

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