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Secret Satans 2010 - Send/Receive gifts! Read OP for new rules. NSF 56k, deadbeats

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Legba wrote: »
    First thing I thought of. That and the Boba Fett hoodie.
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    ?

    I would kill for that hoodie. Way expensive though. And also out of stock.

    $186 on ebay

    There you go Legba. That's not even killing wages, you may only have to main someone for that!

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Real world friends and coworkers are beginning to take note of Blake's International Banana Day and one is already attending.

    ...if he only knew.
    Yesssssss. It is beginning.

    Blake T on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, I have some hard choices to make.

    And of course some thinking to do because just picking things from a wishlist is boooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg.

    Gotta spice it up with a couple of additional tidbits.

    sarukun on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Legba wrote: »
    First thing I thought of. That and the Boba Fett hoodie.
    pECKO1-4814192dt.jpg
    ?

    I would kill for that hoodie. Way expensive though. And also out of stock.

    $186 on ebay

    There you go Legba. That's not even killing wages, you may only have to main someone for that!

    Wait you can mainline people now

    science

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    In response to neville's 'post a wishlist/don't make people guess'

    No

    If my Satan needs help, they can talk to any number of people who know me well enough to recommend shit (mostly Javen though)

    Alternatively, if you can't be bothered to help your Satan out then you don't have any reasonable expectation of them putting out any effort.

    How does telling someone exactly what to buy motivate effort?

    Posting a wishlist and just picking something from it is actually the opposite of 'putting out any effort.'

    Jesus fucking christ, this has been covered countless times. A wishlist, or a post explaining what you're into, what sizes you wear, etc does NOT limit the Satan from being creative AT ALL. It gives them information that's actually useful in figuring out what that person might like instead of having to rely strictly on stalking them and digging through old posts. Stalking someone and digging through old posts should supplement information the person has already posted about themselves, it shouldn't be their only recourse.

    Again, if someone can't be bothered to toss out some ideas for their Satan then they deserve whatever random stuff they hopefully end up getting from a Satan that also can't be bothered.

    Sorry, that's bullshit.

    Whether my person has a wishlist or not, I'm still going to do the legwork to find out what they want, or if I just want to send them general awesome stuff, I will. I'm not going to work any less just because they gave me ideas. That may just be me, but whatever.

    Also, you all know my list would just be 'Hey I like photography, crocheting stuff, and Disney.' How is that gonna help someone any more than a simple search of my posts?

    Again, I just want whatever my Satan feels like sending me. If they aren't going to be bothered to send cool stuff or personalized stuff, I don't think that my posting a list of what I like is going to change that either way.

    Lastly, it's my choice whether or not I want to post a wishlist. You don't like it? Well, chances are you're not my Satan. :P

    Sheri you do realise that if you said I like crocheting, Disney and photography and wouldn't mind if you got me something creative or outside the box everyone wouldn't have a problem with this?

    I mean it's nice to think that everyone sees your posts and knows what you are really into, but let's be honest here a lot of us, myself included just post a lot of crap. It's honestly hard to sift through everything. The year before last NaS posted exclusively in the politics thread. That didn't help me at all. His summary of himself was heaps helpful.

    Also if we can get you anything can we get you sega master system games? Some people gave said that they own one so it's not outside the realms of possibility.

    Blake T on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh, yeah and my Satan should also contact Nuzak for gay british ideas.

    Pharezon on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    As I mentioned in another thread, I'm finally expecting this big payment I've been waiting on forever to hit my direct deposit in the next few days, so hopefully I can send my persons gift before December hits.

    Weaver on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Legba wrote: »
    First thing I thought of. That and the Boba Fett hoodie.
    pECKO1-4814192dt.jpg
    ?

    I would kill for that hoodie. Way expensive though. And also out of stock.

    $186 on ebay

    There you go Legba. That's not even killing wages, you may only have to main someone for that!

    Wait you can mainline people now

    science

    ...

    dammit

    maim

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Legba wrote: »
    First thing I thought of. That and the Boba Fett hoodie.
    pECKO1-4814192dt.jpg
    ?

    I would kill for that hoodie. Way expensive though. And also out of stock.

    $186 on ebay

    There you go Legba. That's not even killing wages, you may only have to main someone for that!

    I will maim the person of your choice for $186.

    Throw in shipping and I'll upgrade to a full blown murder. Limited time offer!

    Legba on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I will choke a bitch to death for $683.89.


    I'll even take HD video and stills.

    Stale on
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale is that a contractually binding price or are there added fees later on?

    There's always added fees ...

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    I will choke a bitch to death for $683.89.


    I'll even take HD video and stills.

    fuck i would do that if somebody made me the perfect rainbow cake

    Sweeney Tom on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Flate rate.


    Plus 7% GA Sales Tax.

    Plus Dry Cleaning of the suit I'll wear.

    Stale on
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The bitch-[STRIKE]slapiest[/STRIKE]-chokiest suit

    MetroidZoid on
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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    I will choke a bitch to death for $683.89.

    I'll even take HD video and stills.

    That seems like such a bargain.

    Most professional hitmen require all sorts of fees!

    What's the $$$ for Stale?

    Aphostile on
    Nothing. Matters.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Insulin Pump Supplies.


    My insurance has decided me staying alive is a luxury.


    It costs $683.89 a month.

    Stale on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Flate rate.


    Plus 7% GA Sales Tax.

    Plus Dry Cleaning of the suit I'll wear.

    Do I get to pick the suit?
    Hotdog-Costume-22766.jpg

    Legba on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Legba wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Flate rate.


    Plus 7% GA Sales Tax.

    Plus Dry Cleaning of the suit I'll wear.

    Do I get to pick the suit?
    Hotdog-Costume-22766.jpg

    No.

    photo-1.jpg

    Stale on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh man that's pretty fierce.

    Blood stains are going to be a bitch, though.

    e: Also, that's messed up about your insurance. Sorry man.

    Legba on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Flate rate.


    Plus 7% GA Sales Tax.

    Plus Dry Cleaning of the suit I'll wear.

    Do I get to pick the suit?
    Hotdog-Costume-22766.jpg

    No.

    photo-1.jpg

    Hey I've been there! :3
    And it's a badass suit.

    And insurance companies are sleazy as all hell.
    News to nobody, but f them, Dan, that sucks :(

    neville on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey satan, I couldn't think of anything to list explicitly I'd like as a gift before, but if you feel like dropping $100 plus shipping on me I could use a new keyboard and this one looks really nice: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823239011&cm_re=steelseries-_-23-239-011-_-Product

    BahamutZERO on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Satan if you want to buy me a car a restored '67 charger would be cool too.

    Blake T on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The General Lee was a '68 Blake.

    Stale on
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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    El Camino.

    There is no other answer.

    Kakodaimonos on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish my uncle hadn't sold his El Camino because of his bitch-ex-wife.

    He so would've sold it to me if I made my cousin dissappear off the face of the earth. Which I might've.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    also I could use some spanish doubloons

    BahamutZERO on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I need a mini-van or SUV. Fitting a family into a 1999 Mercury Tracer is not easy.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stalking my Satan is fun. Though I am only sure that like 3 Google searches turned up the right <insert Satan's name here>.

    Hell, I'm still not even sure if my Satan is a guy or a girl. I hope to find this out eventually because that would be swell.

    E: Whoever got Raijin should get him one of these:

    Acadia_Roof_Mounted_Cargo_Carrier_med.jpg

    Plenty of room for 2, maybe 3 kids!

    MetroidZoid on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Insulin Pump Supplies.


    My insurance has decided me staying alive is a luxury.


    It costs $683.89 a month.

    stale

    have you hit your lifetime maximum yet?

    Nogs on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Stalking my Satan is fun. Though I am only sure that like 3 Google searches turned up the right <insert Satan's name here>.

    Hell, I'm still not even sure if my Satan is a guy or a girl. I hope to find this out eventually because that would be swell.

    E: Whoever got Raijin should get him one of these:

    Acadia_Roof_Mounted_Cargo_Carrier_med.jpg

    Plenty of room for 2, maybe 3 kids!

    I'm pretty sure it wouldn't work on my car.

    When we moved to Minnesota a few year back we had one strapped to the roof but the only way to make it work was to run the straps inside the car. I drove 3000 miles with my neck slightly bent.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    raijin, you moving back to minnesota?

    Nogs on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    raijin, you moving back to minnesota?

    It could always happen. We just moved to Indiana and don't like it. The only other place we have family is Minnesota so it's a possibility. Well my wife's cousin and best friend lives in Orlando and I wouldn't mind moving to Orlando.


    This is her cousin actually

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3dhgpRKH0&feature=related

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I added a Thinkgeek to my wish list because, well, I hate myself.

    Cogliostro on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If my Satan is looking at getting apparel of some sort, I'm a XL shirt and 50 waist.
    I prefer boxers :winky:

    BYToady on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    The General Lee was a '68 Blake.

    There is one thing right with this and two things wrong.

    The thing that is right is:

    The first general lee was a 68.

    The two things that are wrong are:

    Many of the cars in the series were not actually 68's but 69's with their front grills replaced to look like a 68 (ala a Hoover)

    I do not like vacuum cleaners.

    Blake T on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Sheri you do realise that if you said I like crocheting, Disney and photography and wouldn't mind if you got me something creative or outside the box everyone wouldn't have a problem with this?

    I mean it's nice to think that everyone sees your posts and knows what you are really into, but let's be honest here a lot of us, myself included just post a lot of crap. It's honestly hard to sift through everything. The year before last NaS posted exclusively in the politics thread. That didn't help me at all. His summary of himself was heaps helpful.

    Also if we can get you anything can we get you sega master system games? Some people gave said that they own one so it's not outside the realms of possibility.

    Yeah, sure, you could get me that

    I'm not sure why anyone DOES have a problem with the fact that I don't want to post a list

    Anyone except my Satan

    And I have explicitly stated that there is someone to ask, if they do, in fact, run into a problem

    Sheri on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    raijin, you moving back to minnesota?

    It could always happen. We just moved to Indiana and don't like it. The only other place we have family is Minnesota so it's a possibility. Well my wife's cousin and best friend lives in Orlando and I wouldn't mind moving to Orlando.


    This is her cousin actually

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3dhgpRKH0&feature=related

    DO NOT MOVE TO ORLANDO

    (it sucks here)

    Sheri on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Somebody get me a couple of artificial vertebrae

    Weaver on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I live in Terre Haute, Indiana right now. Almost anything is better. Plus I kind of want to go to UCF for photography.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Apparently no other schools in the whole country offer degrees in photography

    No other schools in much better places :P

    Sheri on
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