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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I couldn't sit through The Grudge 2, I had to leave for a little while and smoke some pot in my car so I could make it through.

    That was a bad one.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I tried watching The Happening for the first time today

    ohhhh hoh hoh hoh


    man

    holy shit nobody ever lied about The Happening unless they said something good

    I stopped after like ten minutes

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    NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sweeny Todd pushed me and my wife's limit for almost walking out of a movie.

    Then we decided the empty-save-for-us movie theater was a good spot for shenanigans.

    Yeah the murder-singing still gives me a boner.

    Hey, I get Planet 51 wood for pretty much the same reason.

    We, that, and The Rock's voice.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Unlucky wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    I actually can't like the Incredibles.

    Spoilered is the personal reason:
    My mom took my brother and me to see it. She made it sound mediocre to my dad, dismissing it as something the kids wanted to see to make sure he didn't come along. About 20 minutes into the movie, she said she was taking a phonecall and didn't come back until it was almost over. What she was actually doing was seeing another man in the parking lot. My dad found out and they divorced.
    Y'know

    If ever there was a perfectly valid emotional reason to not like a movie

    That is it.

    I should've walked out of Monsters vs. Aliens
    for whatever reason I stayed

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Monsters vs Aliens wasn't that bad at all

    I've seen worse

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Not a day goes by that I don't regret watching every minute of Superman Returns.

    Oh, and Transformers 2

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    go to hell antimatter

    that's how much of a fucking vapid piece of shit it was
    a statement of approval in its favor will make me damn people I rather like to eternal torture

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the live action transformers movies never happened
    don't let the merchandise fool you

    they were just massive shared hallucinations
    I hate michael bay :C

    :C tam

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    NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, Staleg, you haven't even gotten to the real meaty bullshit

    Shit's got layers

    Layers

    Grab some hooch and throw that bitch back in.

    Also, Monsters vs. Aliens was ok. I mostly enjoyed the blob guy.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lord, Nazarene, Light, grant me the strength of benevolence to overcome my impotent rage at the very memory of that blight upon the conscious of humanity

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can pick out at least one thing the live action movies gave me that I liked.

    Longhaul. He is the bestest toy.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the live action transformers movies never happened
    don't let the merchandise fool you

    they were just massive shared hallucinations
    I hate michael bay :C

    :C tam
    they haven't tainted beast wars, i could give a shit about g1 transformers

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    look, I can't hate it completely, tam
    it had Hugh Laurie!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the live action transformers movies never happened
    don't let the merchandise fool you

    they were just massive shared hallucinations
    I hate michael bay :C

    :C tam
    they haven't tainted beast wars, i could give a shit about g1 transformers

    they already did a human transformer
    what's stopping them from doing animals next movie?

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    not even Hugh Laurie

    NOT EVEN THE IDIOT PRINCE OF WALES COULD SAVE IT

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I tried watching The Happening for the first time today

    ohhhh hoh hoh hoh


    man

    holy shit nobody ever lied about The Happening unless they said something good

    I stopped after like ten minutes

    With Rifftrax it's at least mildly enjoyable to listen to, though

    so there's that

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the live action transformers movies never happened
    don't let the merchandise fool you

    they were just massive shared hallucinations
    I hate michael bay :C

    :C tam
    they haven't tainted beast wars, i could give a shit about g1 transformers

    they already did a human transformer
    what's stopping them from doing animals next movie?

    quiet, you'll give him ideas!

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I walked out of 10,000 BC.

    So dinosaurs, woolly mammoths, tropical jungles, and pyramid building civilizations all existed at the same time? Also tanned good guys = good, dark-skinned dudes = evil? Really?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the live action transformers movies never happened
    don't let the merchandise fool you

    they were just massive shared hallucinations
    I hate michael bay :C

    :C tam
    they haven't tainted beast wars, i could give a shit about g1 transformers

    they already did a human transformer
    what's stopping them from doing animals next movie?

    quiet, you'll give him ideas!

    actually there was that panther thing in the second movie

    and the scorpion in both of them

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I walked out of 10,000 BC.

    So dinosaurs, woolly mammoths, tropical jungles, and pyramid building civilizations all existed at the same time? Also tanned good guys = good, dark-skinned dudes = evil? Really?

    Wait did it actually have dinosaurs?

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I never saw A Bug's Life or Cars.

    I've seen and pretty much loved every other Pixar movie. Those ones just never appealed to me for some reason.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the closest I ever came to walking out of a movie was Mirrors and it wasn't even because it was bad.

    I mean don't get me wrong, it was completely terrible

    but I can never know that until the end of a flick, so I can't picture myself walking out of a movie just because it's bad

    But there's a scene of entirely pointless and unnecessary violence and gore halfway through. A girl pulls her own jaw bone off. I'm talking close up detail of bones pulling out of sockets and tendons snapping and flopping around.

    #pipe on
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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I walked out of 10,000 BC.

    So dinosaurs, woolly mammoths, tropical jungles, and pyramid building civilizations all existed at the same time? Also tanned good guys = good, dark-skinned dudes = evil? Really?

    Wait did it actually have dinosaurs?

    Yes

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phorusrhacidae

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I walked out of 10,000 BC.

    So dinosaurs, woolly mammoths, tropical jungles, and pyramid building civilizations all existed at the same time? Also tanned good guys = good, dark-skinned dudes = evil? Really?

    Wait did it actually have dinosaurs?

    Yes

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phorusrhacidae

    Oh goddamnit

    I knew it played fast and loose with history but I thought they knew better than to put the dino-birds in there

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    birds aren't dinosaurs!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    birds aren't dinosaurs!

    they used to be!

    #pipe on
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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So, I just finished watching Cars.

    I actually liked it. Not my favorite Pixar movie, but I enjoyed it enough. I might actually go watch Cars 2 in theaters now.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    birds aren't dinosaurs!

    You know what I mean Cent! There's no evidence those birds survived past like 2 million years ago
    I was using dino as an oversimplified descriptive term to indicate their antiquity!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    birds aren't dinosaurs!

    they used to be!

    that's cheating!

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    we could do with another extinct things thread

    also I guess my favorite kid's movie is Coraline

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Read the wikipedia synopsis for that movie, do it.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Coraline is the best movie

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Read the wikipedia synopsis for that movie, do it.

    Wow

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Read the wikipedia synopsis for that movie, do it.

    Wow

    I wanted to yell or laugh but everyone in the theater was so serious. I just had to leave. I got my money back.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    10,000 bc is the most historically accurate movie of the last 50 years

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    No it's not Kusus the world is only 6000 years old and The Passion hold that title.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    birds aren't dinosaurs!

    they used to be!

    that's cheating!

    Actually, you are technically incorrect birds ARE dinosaurs

    Birds are the direct descendants of dinosaurs, making it as fair to say a bird is a dinosaur as a human is a monkey

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    no the passion is the worlds poopiest poop from a thorn crowned sphincter

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    no the passion is the worlds poopiest poop from a thorn crowned sphincter

    I've never seen it.

    I'm not into snuff.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    birds aren't dinosaurs!

    they used to be!

    that's cheating!

    Actually, you are technically incorrect birds ARE dinosaurs

    Birds are the direct descendants of dinosaurs, making it as fair to say a bird is a dinosaur as a human is a monkey

    No, Christ, we're apes but we're certainly not monkeys, or descended from them

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