Options

The defining [experimenting with bestiality] of our generation!

1235719

Posts

  • Options
    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ok, seeing this tonight

    Grey Ghost on
  • Options
    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    i like the look but hate the voice


    i am opposite man

    Kusuguttai on
  • Options
    runaway_pancakerunaway_pancake Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    <

    The best villains are the ones who speak softly but look like absolute horrors.

    runaway_pancake on
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I liked the Twilight dig

    yeah i laughed at that

    Garlic Bread on
  • Options
    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    So many people were dressed up for this tonight, most of them were college girls in the schoolgirl uniforms! :P

    aaaaaaaand now I actually want to go see it

    http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/3906/10195101lg9810129981897.jpg

    POOF!

    The judges would have also accepted this.

    jackal on
  • Options
    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    HBP was a mess, but this sounds like it's pretty good

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Options
    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    You must have gotten an "O" in Charms, because you're making me Engorgio right now.

    Antimatter on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    why don't people just shoot voldemort

    like

    guns are a thing that exists and move faster than magic

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    magic jams up muggle stuff, I thought

    same with dresden files

    Antimatter on
  • Options
    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh man someone just walking up and shooting Voldermort would be hilarious.

    And really there's nothing about him that would stop it.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Options
    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    why don't people just shoot voldemort

    like

    guns are a thing that exists and move faster than magic

    because teens aren't supposed to have guns, not even wizard teens

    although that would make for an exciting film

    rated R Harry Potter

    Harry goes insane

    Hermione becomes a prostitute

    Ron becomes a pimp

    also just the idea of someone walking up and shooting Voldemort is hilarious

    Sweeney Tom on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    magic jams up muggle stuff, I thought

    same with dresden files

    lots of guns

    or lots of dudes stabbing him

    like, the amount of power the dude exhibits is not staggering or something

    just

    just drop a fucking bomb on whatever faggot island he lives on and kill him

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Let's call your left leg "Platform 9" and your right leg "Platform 10," because my long red Hogwarts Express is slipping right in between them.

    Antimatter on
  • Options
    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wizards are pretty lame in Harry Potter world.

    Especially in the movies.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Options
    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Muggle Prime Minister: Don't worry, we got this.
    Minister of Magic: I don't think you understand what you are dealing with.

    cut to two hours later, and the SAS repel through a window and put a bullet into Valdemort's head.

    jackal on
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    why don't people just shoot voldemort

    like

    guns are a thing that exists and move faster than magic

    also why do wizard teens wear the same fashion as muggle teens if most of them haven't ever been in the muggle world

    also also if this movie is set in 1997 in England how come when they turned the radio on the Spice Girls weren't playing

    Garlic Bread on
  • Options
    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Let's call your left leg "Platform 9" and your right leg "Platform 10," because my long red Hogwarts Express is slipping right in between them.

    I think that one was my favorite.

    KalTorak on
  • Options
    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why

    Why do I find the idea of someone shooting Voldermort so funny

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Options
    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Because the entire world being utterly baffled by what just happened while some dude holsters a Glock is pretty funny.

    KalTorak on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    look suspension of disbelief and all

    I get that

    but, if this dude is supposed to be such an enormous threat and being that calls for special treatment to eliminate

    then why not just fucking shoot him and be done with it


    just put a goddamn .50 from a kilometer away

    I promise none of his little fruffy magic will let him see it

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    50 Cent: Got shot nine times, lived.

    Voldemort: Got shot once, he ended up crying like a little bitch.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    [IMG][/img]
  • Options
    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well, he still had the horcruxes.

    KalTorak on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    viddy ain't in g-unit

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    voldemort's the type of guy where

    if he actually did get shot

    he would never stop bitching about it

    Sweeney Tom on
  • Options
    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Or you could just, you know, not give the kid who's clearly psychotic a lesson in how to use magic.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
    [IMG][/img]
  • Options
    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    time to watch Wizard People, Dear Reader again

    Macera on
    xet8c.gif
  • Options
    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    voldemort's the type of guy where

    if he actually did get shot

    he would never stop bitching about it

    Fargo.jpg

    DO you see this? I got shot! I got shot in the fucking face!

    KalTorak on
  • Options
    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Avada kedavra is a lot less scary when you realize that there are actual sticks that can shoot 10 pieces of metal at three times the speed of sound in the time it takes to use the curse. On the downside thinking about that makes real life much scarier.

    jackal on
  • Options
    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look suspension of disbelief and all
    I get that
    but, if this dude is supposed to be such an enormous threat and being that calls for special treatment to eliminate
    then why not just fucking shoot him and be done with it
    just put a goddamn .50 from a kilometer away
    I promise none of his little fruffy magic will let him see it

    Because magic folk are supremely unconcerned with the non-magic world in a very elitist way. It would never occur to them to seek out and use non-magical weapons.

    ThreadbareSock on
  • Options
    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    magic folk dont even understand toasters let alone thinking to use rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty's

    ThreadbareSock on
  • Options
    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yeah, wizards are dicks about non-magic people in the books

    Macera on
    xet8c.gif
  • Options
    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Even Arthur Weasley is pretty patronizing.

    KalTorak on
  • Options
    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I liked the Twilight dig

    yeah i laughed at that

    which part was that?

    Kusuguttai on
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look suspension of disbelief and all
    I get that
    but, if this dude is supposed to be such an enormous threat and being that calls for special treatment to eliminate
    then why not just fucking shoot him and be done with it
    just put a goddamn .50 from a kilometer away
    I promise none of his little fruffy magic will let him see it

    Because magic folk are supremely unconcerned with the non-magic world in a very elitist way. It would never occur to them to seek out and use non-magical weapons.

    which would be fine except both Harry and Hermione are from the muggle world and both could've been like "go get an AK" and then given the ministry some gangsta rap CDs

    Garlic Bread on
  • Options
    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    keith tell me what part was the twilight dig

    Kusuguttai on
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What baffled me about the world of HP was the fact that at no point did anyone use the internet. I wouldn't want to live like that. No videogames either.

    Muse Among Men on
  • Options
    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    who said it was 1997? imma go with that number

    i think it was mostly aol then
    and not many people

    ThreadbareSock on
  • Options
    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What baffled me about the world of HP was the fact that at no point did anyone use the internet. I wouldn't want to live like that. No videogames either.

    Well, the time setting goes from 1990 to 1997 I believe, so it kind of just predates the rise of the internet in households (although in one or two of the books Harry talks about Dudley's computer and how he would sneak time on there when the Dursleys left him home alone).

    Just took my brother to see it, so I have seen it twice in the span of 15 hours. My nerd readings must be off the charts.

    Goose! on
  • Options
    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I still love that the entire timeline of the books was figured out because of the date on the cake at Sir Nicholas's Death Day party.

    Huzzah, math!

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • Options
    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So the internet would have been shitty. Okay. Videogames would still have been mostly ugly but fun anyway. Cell phones existed then, right? Cell phones are kind of neat and useful.

    They must have all dressed so badly when not in uniform.

    Muse Among Men on
Sign In or Register to comment.