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ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited November 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the most important adaptation we've made to domesticated animals is probably increased development time. Like dogs basically never leave adolescence mentally and thus can imprint on people for most of their lives. Wild animals tend to mature much faster and once they're grown up its impossible to ever get them to identify with humans as their social group.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the most important adaptation we've made to domesticated animals is probably increased development time. Like dogs basically never leave adolescence mentally and thus can imprint on people for most of their lives. Wild animals tend to mature much faster and once they're grown up its impossible to ever get them to identify with humans as their social group.

    gogo pedomorphing!

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    the most important adaptation we've made to domesticated animals is probably increased development time. Like dogs basically never leave adolescence mentally and thus can imprint on people for most of their lives. Wild animals tend to mature much faster and once they're grown up its impossible to ever get them to identify with humans as their social group.

    gogo pedomorphing!

    That sounds dirty.

    We also need to get started on domesticating giant salamanders.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    hi5 Arch

    more Peep show for me

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ]Yes, unfortunately. The only solution to this is to essentially abort the baby and then have your baby abort its own baby. This is what is called a "double abortion."

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    the most important adaptation we've made to domesticated animals is probably increased development time. Like dogs basically never leave adolescence mentally and thus can imprint on people for most of their lives. Wild animals tend to mature much faster and once they're grown up its impossible to ever get them to identify with humans as their social group.

    gogo pedomorphing!

    Sounds like what Nexus does on weekends.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well that's. . .hard not to watch

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    although elldren/others i will say that there is a bit of a fine line between conscious selection and unconscious

    like i am fairly certain we didn't go "oh this wolf bites less, let us raise it and its nicer offspring"

    it just happened that the nicer ones were more likely to associate with us without getting killed in defense and then we got to where we are now. we didn't do this like the russian fox experiment.

    but then again you could argue that even though no one may have thought "oh lets keep the nice ones" it was definitely there

    however something like making breeds? definitely directed and conscious.

    i am running up to the limit of what i feel comfortable saying without having the evidence i need to back it up though because i can't find the papers i want because my hospital doesn't have access to archaeology journals

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    the most important adaptation we've made to domesticated animals is probably increased development time. Like dogs basically never leave adolescence mentally and thus can imprint on people for most of their lives. Wild animals tend to mature much faster and once they're grown up its impossible to ever get them to identify with humans as their social group.

    gogo pedomorphing!

    That sounds dirty.

    We also need to get started on domesticating giant salamanders.

    God damn it another lizard person?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This [Chat] does not have enough Walt Kowalski, or imperitives to vacate his lawn.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just think Lizard People is the best candidate for the office.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    heeheehee

    musicians
    Besides, you still owe me for the big computery thing we don't know how to work

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elki wrote: »
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    If you focus on this long enough you can trick your brain into seeing the blades spin in the opposite direction.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yesss elki

    A friend just sent me a link to that tumblr: http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/

    So rad.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elki wrote: »
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    If you focus on this long enough you can trick your brain into seeing the blades spin in the opposite direction.

    D:

    I just realized they were spinning in the opposite direction the whole time

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it didn't take that long for me matt

    in fact i am getting a headache because every time i glance at it they are going in a different direction

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Me too.

    Ugh, I need to go lie down.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    I can't make it stop!

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    Which is why cats are better.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Any Philly people up in here?

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    most domesticated animals are pedomorphed

    humans as well to some extent

    there is some evidence that our longer developmental period (the time it takes to reach sexual maturity and adulthood) is one of the reasons we are so intelligent

    we learn for a much longer time than most other animals, and some people almost indefinitely

    technically man-children have the potential to be the most intelligent people ever

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If you can't handle the ceiling fan .gif it probably means you're a replicant.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?"

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    also for the last few pages [chat] has been "welcome to conversations i have with my fiancee"

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That tumblr has two quotes relating to a movie called Solaris. This is available for instant watch on netflix; is it worth watching?

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    I friend of mine wrote a science fiction story that involved, as a minor bit of flavour, commercially sold puppies genetically engineered to die after they grow to a certain age at which they are no longer considered sufficiently cute.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    desc wrote: »
    yesss elki

    A friend just sent me a link to that tumblr: http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/

    So rad.

    It indeed is rad. I put the link in the image so it could be an easter egg. With only the curious mouse-overers getting it.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    How cute. Arch is like WHOA I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITHOUT JOURNALS TO BACK ME UP.


    fuuuuck that.

    Watch this Arch.


    Top Soil is composed mainly of skin cells, banana peels, and bug guts.
    -Dr. Ludious Von Ludious

    FACE.

    peace out

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    I friend of mine wrote a science fiction story that involved, as a minor bit of flavour, commercially sold puppies genetically engineered to die after they grow to a certain age at which they are no longer considered sufficiently cute.

    man you know you can do that without lethal mutants

    it ain't hard, in fact we are isolating the genes responsible for canine pedomorphism right now

    pretty soon we can just keep them continually upregulated by knocking out specific silencing regulators and the puppy will be a puppy

    forever

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tamin wrote: »
    That tumblr has two quotes relating to a movie called Solaris. This is available for instant watch on netflix; is it worth watching?
    Solaris and Solyaris are different movies.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tamin wrote: »
    That tumblr has two quotes relating to a movie called Solaris. This is available for instant watch on netflix; is it worth watching?

    Depends, did you think that 2001 was too fast paced and needed to slow down?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tamin wrote: »
    That tumblr has two quotes relating to a movie called Solaris. This is available for instant watch on netflix; is it worth watching?

    The American version no. The Russian version supposedly, but I haven't seen it. The Stanislaw Lem story is worth reading in any case.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    there's a reason labs are smart yet so very dumb at the same time

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    I friend of mine wrote a science fiction story that involved, as a minor bit of flavour, commercially sold puppies genetically engineered to die after they grow to a certain age at which they are no longer considered sufficiently cute.

    man you know you can do that without lethal mutants

    it ain't hard, in fact we are isolating the genes responsible for canine pedomorphism right now

    pretty soon we can just keep them continually upregulated by knocking out specific silencing regulators and the puppy will be a puppy

    forever

    Yes, but where's the business opportunity in that? Planned obsolescence.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    I friend of mine wrote a science fiction story that involved, as a minor bit of flavour, commercially sold puppies genetically engineered to die after they grow to a certain age at which they are no longer considered sufficiently cute.

    I'm sure I've advocated for that in here.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "My [chat]? Let me tell you about my [chat]..."

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    yesss elki

    A friend just sent me a link to that tumblr: http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/

    So rad.

    It indeed is rad. I put the link in the image so it could be an easter egg. With only the curious mouse-overers getting it.

    I gotcha. Teach a man to mouseover, you've fed him for a lifetime kinda thing.

    You're always educatin', Elki.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Tamin wrote: »
    That tumblr has two quotes relating to a movie called Solaris. This is available for instant watch on netflix; is it worth watching?

    Yep.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    The idea of perpetual canine adolescence is profoundly depressing to me

    it's like brave new world

    I friend of mine wrote a science fiction story that involved, as a minor bit of flavour, commercially sold puppies genetically engineered to die after they grow to a certain age at which they are no longer considered sufficiently cute.

    man you know you can do that without lethal mutants

    it ain't hard, in fact we are isolating the genes responsible for canine pedomorphism right now

    pretty soon we can just keep them continually upregulated by knocking out specific silencing regulators and the puppy will be a puppy

    forever

    Yes, but where's the business opportunity in that? Planned obsolescence.

    psh i dont have a head for business

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