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If WOW was made by a Korean Company

airvinsanityairvinsanity __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2007 in Games and Technology
orignal posted by meteo from mmosite
Original Source

lmao what a dumb post

WARNING: this thread may contain mmorpg stereotypes that are unsuitable for readers who are too serious or sensible about it.

If WoW was made by a Korean company... (not listed in any particular order)

1. If WoW was made by a Korean company... No matter what your class is, you would always need to bring at least 1000 hp and mp pots...

2. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be no lvl cap at lvl 70(burning crusade expansion), however, no matter how hard u lvl/train, you would never reach lvl 70...

3. If WoW was made by a Korean company... IronForge would be filled entirely with afk vendors' stalls and any item could be found there...

4. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Number of quests would be 1/1000 of what WOW has now, but number of mobs spawns would be 1000x of what WOW has now.

5. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Almost everybody would have a cute little pet

6. IIf WoW was made by a Korean company... Having millions of golds in game is perfectly normal

7. If WoW was made by a Korean company... You come back to the game after leaving it for half year, it would still be the same version

8. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There likely would be item malls and your tier 4, 5, 6 & legendaries (even exp) can be bought there

9. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Fishing would only require you to click on water, then you could go on and watch some anime or sumthing...

10. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Developers would just add 2 new mobs, 3 more cloth and 1 more map, then they would call this a new version...and just add a tiny bit more for expansions...

11. If WoW was made by a Korean company... After you've played it for 2 years, WoW2 would be already coming out soon...

12. If WoW was made by a Korean company... You would probably like the background musics at first, but eventually you would get annoyed by them.

13. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Characters would look very beautiful, but actual motion would look very dull

14. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Attacks, spells and also equips would look over flashy, there might need a seisure warning at beginning

15. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be many grammar errors and typo in its text

16. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be few skills, and still half of them could be useless

17. If WoW was made by a Korean company... When they promote the game, they would always claim it's the most visually stunning ever.

18. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Before beta, no one doesnt know about the game, after the beta, no one would care about the game.

19. If WoW was made by a Korean company... After 2 years of playing, you would ask yourself if the developer will repay you for the lost of your youth.

20. If WoW was made by a korean company... you would discover the only enjoyment of the game to be making enemys, so you could find ppl to pk, to get out your anger when your bored.

21. If WoW was made by a Korean company...the English version would have like 200 delays before it could be "officially" released.

22. If WoW was made by a Korean company... a humans starting location is the same as an elves' starting location

23. If WoW was made by a korean company... It would be marketed and advertised to preteens.

24. If WoW was made by a korean company... Half the people playing would be bots.

25. If WoW was made by a korean company... It would have 2 Versions the Korean version and the "International Version" The International Version would be used Strictly to fund and add content to the Korean Version.

26. If WoW was made by a Korean comapny... u would have at least 30 ppl ask u where the job changing npc is located..after telling them 5 minutes later they come back and ask u the same question

27. If WoW was made by a korean company... PVP would consist of two individuals. The LONGEST PLAYING PLAYER vs THE PLAYER WITH MONEY.

28. If wow was made by a Korean Company...Female character models would have chests larger than their heads with plenty of detail and animation around that area.

29. If wow was made by a Korean Company...you would confuse male characters with female characters on occasion until you got use to what features the male characters can have as opposed to females

30. If wow was made by a Korean Company...the emotes would not be preformed by your character, rather, a chat bubble would pop up with a "cutsie" anime face performing the emotion.

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ...maybe this should go in the WoW forum?

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Crayon wrote:
    ...maybe this should go in the WoW forum?
    I'm not really sure this should go anywhere.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Crayon wrote:
    ...maybe this should go in the WoW forum?
    I'm not really sure this should go anywhere.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Crayon wrote:
    ...maybe this should go in the WoW forum?
    I'm not really sure this should go anywhere.

    At least he waited almost a month.

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  • atkbobatkbob Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lmao what a dumb post

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This is fucking stupid.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I think, no, I know I hate you. I really hate you.

    I really fucking hate you.

    Goomba on
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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    28. If wow was made by a Korean Company...Female character models would have chests larger than their heads with plenty of detail and animation around that area.

    29. If wow was made by a Korean Company...you would confuse male characters with female characters on occasion until you got use to what features the male characters can have as opposed to females

    These seem mutually exclusive...

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goomba wrote:
    I think, no, I know I hate you. I really hate you.

    I really fucking hate you.

    Wow Goomba.

    I don't think you've ever FORMALLY hated me.

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  • hambonehambone Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    TAKE THAT, KOREA.

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hambone wrote:
    TAKE THAT, KOREA.

    I now have a companion, provider, and master for whom I care.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    28. If wow was made by a Korean Company...Female character models would have chests larger than their heads with plenty of detail and animation around that area.

    29. If wow was made by a Korean Company...you would confuse male characters with female characters on occasion until you got use to what features the male characters can have as opposed to females

    These seem mutually exclusive...
    Well, a lot of male models in games have huge biceps that look like boobs.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Goomba wrote:
    I think, no, I know I hate you. I really hate you.

    I really fucking hate you.

    Wow Goomba.

    I don't think you've ever FORMALLY hated me.
    Well aside from me hating everyone, there was that time when we would get into an argument over how blue the sky was, with both sides being "-ish".

    Goomba on
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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goomba wrote:
    Goomba wrote:
    I think, no, I know I hate you. I really hate you.

    I really fucking hate you.

    Wow Goomba.

    I don't think you've ever FORMALLY hated me.
    Well aside from me hating everyone, there was that time when we would get into an argument over how blue the sky was, with both sides being "-ish".

    And then we agreed that we're pretty much two sides of the same hatred coin.
    And our hatred fuels our friendship <3

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You see, white people walk like this.

    And the black people, they talk like this.

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  • Google Image SearchGoogle Image Search Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This has managed, somehow, to be dumber than "You might be a redneck if..."

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Goomba wrote:
    Goomba wrote:
    I think, no, I know I hate you. I really hate you.

    I really fucking hate you.

    Wow Goomba.

    I don't think you've ever FORMALLY hated me.
    Well aside from me hating everyone, there was that time when we would get into an argument over how blue the sky was, with both sides being "-ish".

    And then we agreed that we're pretty much two sides of the same hatred coin.
    And our hatred fuels our friendship <3

    [13:13:08] <+Cent|Birthday> Well, more specifically, what you just said is ridiculous
    [13:13:25] <+Goomba> rediculous, Cent
    [13:13:26] <+Goomba> re
    [13:13:56] <+ArcticFox> Goomba I will kill you so hard
    [13:14:10] <+Goomba> sound it out artic
    [13:14:11] <+Goomba> jeez

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WHITE PEOPLE, EH EH EHHH EH EH EH EHHH

    BLACK PEOPLE, DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Goomba wrote:
    Goomba wrote:
    I think, no, I know I hate you. I really hate you.

    I really fucking hate you.

    Wow Goomba.

    I don't think you've ever FORMALLY hated me.
    Well aside from me hating everyone, there was that time when we would get into an argument over how blue the sky was, with both sides being "-ish".

    And then we agreed that we're pretty much two sides of the same hatred coin.
    And our hatred fuels our friendship <3
    Basically I hate this guy slightly less than WoW.

    Goomba on
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  • BoilerbirdBoilerbird Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've been trying to improve my grammar Nazi ways, but seriously, seeing "If WoW was made" 30 times instead of "If WoW were made" is throwing me into a frothing rage.

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Anyone who continues to spell ridiculous as 'rediculous' is a douche.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Boilerbird wrote:
    I've been trying to improve my grammar Nazi ways, but seriously, seeing "If WoW was made" 30 times instead of "If WoW were made" is throwing me into a frothing rage.
    Oh there was more than that, which wouldn't bother me if not for the "Korea is sucks at grammars lol" thing.

    And sound it out, sneak. Just sound it out.

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  • apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    We really don't allow this sort of thing here. Thank you for trying to participate, but perhaps lurk and embrace our style further before creating a new thread.

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