orignal posted by meteo from mmosite
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lmao what a dumb post
WARNING: this thread may contain mmorpg stereotypes that are unsuitable for readers who are too serious or sensible about it.
If WoW was made by a Korean company... (not listed in any particular order)
1. If WoW was made by a Korean company... No matter what your class is, you would always need to bring at least 1000 hp and mp pots...
2. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be no lvl cap at lvl 70(burning crusade expansion), however, no matter how hard u lvl/train, you would never reach lvl 70...
3. If WoW was made by a Korean company... IronForge would be filled entirely with afk vendors' stalls and any item could be found there...
4. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Number of quests would be 1/1000 of what WOW has now, but number of mobs spawns would be 1000x of what WOW has now.
5. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Almost everybody would have a cute little pet
6. IIf WoW was made by a Korean company... Having millions of golds in game is perfectly normal
7. If WoW was made by a Korean company... You come back to the game after leaving it for half year, it would still be the same version
8. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There likely would be item malls and your tier 4, 5, 6 & legendaries (even exp) can be bought there
9. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Fishing would only require you to click on water, then you could go on and watch some anime or sumthing...
10. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Developers would just add 2 new mobs, 3 more cloth and 1 more map, then they would call this a new version...and just add a tiny bit more for expansions...
11. If WoW was made by a Korean company... After you've played it for 2 years, WoW2 would be already coming out soon...
12. If WoW was made by a Korean company... You would probably like the background musics at first, but eventually you would get annoyed by them.
13. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Characters would look very beautiful, but actual motion would look very dull
14. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Attacks, spells and also equips would look over flashy, there might need a seisure warning at beginning
15. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be many grammar errors and typo in its text
16. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be few skills, and still half of them could be useless
17. If WoW was made by a Korean company... When they promote the game, they would always claim it's the most visually stunning ever.
18. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Before beta, no one doesnt know about the game, after the beta, no one would care about the game.
19. If WoW was made by a Korean company... After 2 years of playing, you would ask yourself if the developer will repay you for the lost of your youth.
20. If WoW was made by a korean company... you would discover the only enjoyment of the game to be making enemys, so you could find ppl to pk, to get out your anger when your bored.
21. If WoW was made by a Korean company...the English version would have like 200 delays before it could be "officially" released.
22. If WoW was made by a Korean company... a humans starting location is the same as an elves' starting location
23. If WoW was made by a korean company... It would be marketed and advertised to preteens.
24. If WoW was made by a korean company... Half the people playing would be bots.
25. If WoW was made by a korean company... It would have 2 Versions the Korean version and the "International Version" The International Version would be used Strictly to fund and add content to the Korean Version.
26. If WoW was made by a Korean comapny... u would have at least 30 ppl ask u where the job changing npc is located..after telling them 5 minutes later they come back and ask u the same question
27. If WoW was made by a korean company... PVP would consist of two individuals. The LONGEST PLAYING PLAYER vs THE PLAYER WITH MONEY.
28. If wow was made by a Korean Company...Female character models would have chests larger than their heads with plenty of detail and animation around that area.
29. If wow was made by a Korean Company...you would confuse male characters with female characters on occasion until you got use to what features the male characters can have as opposed to females
30. If wow was made by a Korean Company...the emotes would not be preformed by your character, rather, a chat bubble would pop up with a "cutsie" anime face performing the emotion.
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At least he waited almost a month.
I really fucking hate you.
These seem mutually exclusive...
Wow Goomba.
I don't think you've ever FORMALLY hated me.
I now have a companion, provider, and master for whom I care.
And then we agreed that we're pretty much two sides of the same hatred coin.
And our hatred fuels our friendship
And the black people, they talk like this.
[13:13:08] <+Cent|Birthday> Well, more specifically, what you just said is ridiculous
[13:13:25] <+Goomba> rediculous, Cent
[13:13:26] <+Goomba> re
[13:13:56] <+ArcticFox> Goomba I will kill you so hard
[13:14:10] <+Goomba> sound it out artic
[13:14:11] <+Goomba> jeez
BLACK PEOPLE, DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
-So sayeth the wise Alaundo
Mario Kart friend code: 227.692.747.075
Tetris friend code: 742.696.731.030
Pokemon code: 2921 5590 8486
Super Smash Bros. Brawl: 0602-5937-3565
And sound it out, sneak. Just sound it out.
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