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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.
    It's true!

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Exhibit A:

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  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DiscGrace wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.

    LIES
    Did I supply your title? If so, yay!

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Elendil wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.
    It's true!

    I was going to respond with a picture of an impossibly cute puppy and a horrible ugly cat, but then I found this and I realized it is a tough call.

    http://pics.hoobly.com/full/2AIAB2GSMREKRKKQCN.jpg

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    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DiscGrace wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.

    LIES
    I agree with Grace here -- my calculations make it approximately .0009 time cuter, you must have misplaced a decimal Cass.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cats are approximately 9000 times less cute than a battered and bloody Choco.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Elendil wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times less cute than a battered and bloody Choco.

    Beating with a phonebook doesn't leave a mark :D

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Elendil wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.
    It's true!
    It's one of the universal axioms that the universe itself revolves around.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Gim wrote:
    DiscGrace wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.

    LIES
    Did I supply your title? If so, yay!

    You did, it was too good to pass up. :D

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Exhibit A:

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    you're right. That is a really wierd looking blury dog.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Elendil wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.
    It's true!

    I was going to respond with a picture of an impossibly cute puppy and a horrible ugly cat, but then I found this and I realized it is a tough call.

    http://pics.hoobly.com/full/2AIAB2GSMREKRKKQCN.jpg

    The Welsh Corgi is probably what you are looking for. It almost shook my faith when i first saw it, but then I went home and saw my cats. <3 <3 <3 <3

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Elendil wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.
    It's true!

    I was going to respond with a picture of an impossibly cute puppy and a horrible ugly cat, but then I found this and I realized it is a tough call.

    http://pics.hoobly.com/full/2AIAB2GSMREKRKKQCN.jpg

    The Welsh Corgi is probably what you are looking for. It almost shook my faith when i first saw it, but then I went home and saw my cats. <3 <3 <3 <3

    Man, that is definitely the cutest dog in the universe.

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    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Elendil wrote:
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.
    It's true!
    It's one of the universal axioms that the universe itself revolves around.
    But cats are so stupid. The number of cat idiocy-related shenanigans I've seen lead me to conclude that they are the assholes of the animal world.

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  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote=Snopes]On 23 September 1999, aspects of this chilling legend played out in real life when the body of 1-month-old Joseph Lewis Martinez was discovered in the microwave of his parents' home. His mother, Elizabeth Renee Otte (19) was arrested for his murder, but her representatives claimed she had been in a state of confusion at the time she folded her son in half, loaded him into the microwave, and powered it on. She'd had epileptic seizures before, and they speculated that while in the throes of one she mistook her child for a bottle of milk she was attempting to warm.[/quote]
    :shock:

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that isn't exactly new gim. I think she was also a crack head.

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  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redx wrote:
    that isn't exactly new gim. I think she was also a crack head.
    Sorry, my copy of Fucked Up Shit Quarterly was lost in the mail in late 99.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys, I almost went to bed a half hour ago. It was eight thirty!! :(

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    LaOs wrote:
    Guys, I almost went to bed a half hour ago. It was eight thirty!! :(
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    LaOs wrote:
    Guys, I almost went to bed a half hour ago. It was eight thirty!! :(
    I'm hitting the sack at 11 tonight. :cry:

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gim wrote:
    redx wrote:
    that isn't exactly new gim. I think she was also a crack head.
    Sorry, my copy of Fucked Up Shit Quarterly was lost in the mail in late 99.
    we've had at least one thread about it.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's only nine and I'm still really tempted to just go to bed.

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  • Thought PolicemanThought Policeman Registered User
    edited February 2007
    I get up at 6. And that's an hour later than I get up when I'm working. Going to bed early is my curse.

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    celery77 wrote:
    Perhaps the skinny ones get to be part of the inner circle, which secretly controls the rest. Just make the door to the secret chamber really narrow.
    We actually refer to it as the thinner circle, but yeah same concept.
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redx wrote:
    Gim wrote:
    redx wrote:
    that isn't exactly new gim. I think she was also a crack head.
    Sorry, my copy of Fucked Up Shit Quarterly was lost in the mail in late 99.
    we've had at least one thread about it.
    I was busy baking children into cakes at the time.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Yeah, getting up at 6:00 on Mondays and Wednesdays this semester to catch the bus for my lab class is proving difficult so far. :(

    Especially when the 6:41 bus didn't bother coming on Monday and I stood out in the snow and the dark waiting for twenty minutes till the next one came. :evil:

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  • Thought PolicemanThought Policeman Registered User
    edited February 2007
    DiscGrace wrote:
    Yeah, getting up at 6:00 on Mondays and Wednesdays this semester to catch the bus for my lab class is proving difficult so far. :(

    Especially when the 6:41 bus didn't bother coming on Monday and I stood out in the snow and the dark waiting for twenty minutes till the next one came. :evil:

    Yes, busses are very lame. I hope to never have to use them again.

    Edit: buses?

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    celery77 wrote:
    Perhaps the skinny ones get to be part of the inner circle, which secretly controls the rest. Just make the door to the secret chamber really narrow.
    We actually refer to it as the thinner circle, but yeah same concept.
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User
    edited February 2007
    DiscGrace wrote:
    Yeah, getting up at 6:00 on Mondays and Wednesdays this semester to catch the bus for my lab class is proving difficult so far. :(

    Especially when the 6:41 bus didn't bother coming on Monday and I stood out in the snow and the dark waiting for twenty minutes till the next one came. :evil:

    Yes, busses are very lame. I hope to never have to use them again.

    Edit: buses?
    The really stupid thing is that the stop outside our condo is the first one on the route, with a timed stop beforehand. So there is no way the bus should have been a full FIVE MINUTES early already (which it would have had to have been, since I was out there four minutes before the bus should have arrived). Grrrr.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    damn, need a camara. My brother's kitty is totally watching kiss kiss bang bang.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
    Fix'd.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
    And they're cute, and they bury their poop.

    They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.

    Dogs are almost hilariously dumb.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
    And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
    And they're cute, and they bury their poop.

    They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.

    Dogs are almost hilariously dumb.

    Don't male cats have a penis? What?

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
    And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.

    O_o

    This is a cat. Are we talking about the same thing?

    cute-kitty.jpg

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
    And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.
    You would be getting judged harshly by my cat right now were I at my own computer where upon I have pictures.

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  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
    And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.
    What kind of devil cats have you been in contact with?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cats are approximately 9000 times cuter than dogs.
    This is objectively false.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    LaOs wrote:
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
    And they're cute, and they bury their poop.

    They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.

    Dogs are almost hilariously dumb.

    Don't male cats have a penis? What?

    They store it like landing gear.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But cats are so stupid.
    Cats are independent.
    Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
    And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.

    If a cat is drooling then they should be taken to a vet.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Debate over.

    P.S. Turn up your sound and you'll catch its adorable mewling.

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