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GRAN TURISMO

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    In GT 4 I had a 1962 Buick Special that I tuned up to get 245 mp/h out of it.

    I refused to use weight reduction on it, though, so I could have gone faster, but oh did i love slamming that muscle car into the little bitty tuners and having them fly off the track.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is a ps3 game right

    makes me want a ps3

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I bet Prologue is real cheap right now

    I should go get it and remind myself if I actually like Gran Turismo

    I don't like Forza 3, so

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The worst thing about Gran Turismo (after the FUCKING LICENSE TESTS GODDAMNIT) is wanting to compete in a new race that you haven't done before. So you watch the demo race a couple of times to figure out which car in the class is quickest. Then you grind lower-level races to earn the money to buy the car you want.

    So you buy the car, do a bit of practice with it and enter the race.

    And get absolutely pantsed by another car which wasn't in any of the demo races and just happens to shit all over the car you just spent hours getting.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the good thing about that though is you can get in a race, race it twelve times straight and keep getting thrashed by that orange skyline, seriously, who has an orange skyline? quit out, decide to have one more go and end up blitzing it because all the cars this time are slower

    it's actually a good thing. it means the races are always different, even when they're... the exact same race

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    the good thing about that though is you can get in a race, race it twelve times straight and keep getting thrashed by that orange skyline, seriously, who has an orange skyline? quit out, decide to have one more go and end up blitzing it because all the cars this time are slower

    it's actually a good thing. it means the races are always different, even when they're... the exact same race

    Even better when you then blow $70 000 in tuning to blitz said skyline, and then it isn't even there

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah nope. It takes long enough to watch the demos, figure out what kind of car is regularly in the top three, then go and sift through all the new car stats for similar vehicles and decide on the one with the balance of the best power to weight ratio and lowest weight overall, buy that car and practice with it to get used to its foibles, and then race and get beaten like a red-headed stepchild by some car you can only get in-game on a certain day from the used car yard, or win from getting a gold on an S-class license test.

    I have all the full GTs 1 through 4 so far (no prologues), and by the fourth game I was burned the fuck out. I think I've put about 100 hours into it and I'm still basically broke with about a 2-5 win-loss ratio. So I downloaded a save file from gamefaqs with all gold licenses and the resulting freebie cars, and I still don't enjoy the game.

    I strongly doubt I will even rent GT5.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Anybody ever do the rubberband trick for some of those endurance races? Easiest F1 car ever.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So over this game

    Wanna gonna attend a midnight launch, that last delay pushed me too far.

    Might as well wait for 6.

    That said, I'll ask for it for christmas.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rinder wrote: »
    Anybody ever do the rubberband trick for some of those endurance races? Easiest F1 car ever.

    I'd use the 1000bhp car trick.

    Get a million laps ahead


    go grab a drink


    increase lead by a few laps


    check the score of the hockey game


    repeat

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    more like GRAN TOMORROW

    oh god i'm dying

    i need to stop thinking about this videogame and like

    have a cup of tea

    is it a bad thing i'm cleaning the house exclusively so the place will be tidy and ready for my descent into time trials and license tests?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    East coast people already have this

    That is weird to think about

    People owning Gran Turismo 5

    I'm going to log onto PSN and see if anyone's playing it

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TOMORROW

    MY LAST ASSESSMENT IS HANDED IN

    TOMORROW

    FUCKING LICENSE TESTS

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it's cool you can always just forgo the licenses and race around in arcade mode

    ...bwahaahaha

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    like a weeeeeirdooooh

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bsjezz, resident ps3 fanboy, is sony's exclusive car racing game better than microsoft's exclusive car racing game

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    (I bet your answer will be yes)

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i don't know, i've never played a microsoft car racing game

    p.s. yes.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the way i see it, owning an xbox 360 is like owning a ferrari, but owning a ps3 is like owning a ferrari with sunglasses on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    No dude

    PS3 is the Zonda

    It costs 4x as much, isn't as comfortable and your friends just don't understand.

    But you understand

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    going to grab the game now 8-)

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I will get this tomorrow and race the shit out of things, fuck yes.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This game likes to install. Takes almost an hour from loading the game up, updating it, installing it, watching the lovely intro video, setting up your options, and loading a race.

    I'm just saying, have things to do.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i'm gonna play without the install till i go to work and let it run while i'm gone

    edit: crikey, that's the fastest 133mb download i've ever seen. spirit of the lambourghini is inside my playstation

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ughhhhh do not want to think about this game right now. Sitting at the garage waiting for real car issues to be dealt with. Currently there is an old man making sexist jokes to another old man. And i mean these guys are freaking old as shiiiit.

    Waiting for the inevitable "your car is fine, buuuuuuuut here's some things you should pay for or else you will die." talk

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    but it's so damned good

    i really think you should be thinking about this game

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bsjezz, resident ps3 fanboy, is sony's exclusive car racing game better than microsoft's exclusive car racing game

    I used to play a lot of Gran Turismo, but then I got a 360 instead of a PS3. Forza is fucking fantastic, and Forza 3 is the best racing game I have ever played.

    They're both great franchises, and if you're not really missing out if you can only play one.

    That being said, I haven't played GT5 yet.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't have the time/funds for this game right now.

    It's finals after all.

    Hoping to get it for Christmas at this point

    hint hint Satan... fuuuuuck I need to get my satanee his/her gifts

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Burnout 3's the best.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh hey apparently certain tests in this game are fuckin ridiculously difficult

    Classic Turismo

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    they are, but they aren't necessary either

    you don't even specifically have to do the licenses this time around

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    p.s. if anyone's playing this here and wants an amazing free mashup for race music, try this out - girl talk's new one

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love

    Bonnet cam

    This is the first racing game to have a view other than behind the car that I can use. I can see the front of the car, but unlike cockpit, half of the screen isn't taken up by the interior.

    I need to charge up my PSP and transfer all my Pokecars from GT Mobile as well I suppose. The licenses on that game are like crack when you can carry it anywhere, gotta gold 'em all.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    they are, but they aren't necessary either

    you don't even specifically have to do the licenses this time around

    You've never had to do the licenses yet.

    Unless of course you'd like to race for more than $200 at a time.

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  • fappenstancefappenstance Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i'm just afraid this game is gonna rule my days is all

    ima collect me some autos

    also, license tests *shudder*

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I watched the Giant Bomb quick look on this earlier

    Literally the first half-hour of it was just trying to get the game to work, and that's not even bothering with installing

    And graphically it didn't even seem that impressive, which is odd because in stills it looks great and also it's been worked on for forever now

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  • fappenstancefappenstance Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I watched the Giant Bomb quick look on this earlier

    Literally the first half-hour of it was just trying to get the game to work, and that's not even bothering with installing

    And graphically it didn't even seem that impressive, which is odd because in stills it looks great and also it's been worked on for forever now

    that would be some real bullshit if they pulled a glitchy gran turismo 2 on this beast

    after being in development for like 6 years

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I watched the Giant Bomb quick look on this earlier

    Literally the first half-hour of it was just trying to get the game to work, and that's not even bothering with installing

    And graphically it didn't even seem that impressive, which is odd because in stills it looks great and also it's been worked on for forever now

    I laughed so hard at the end when Jeff joined the multiplayer game in his civic

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I watched the Giant Bomb quick look on this earlier

    Literally the first half-hour of it was just trying to get the game to work, and that's not even bothering with installing

    And graphically it didn't even seem that impressive, which is odd because in stills it looks great and also it's been worked on for forever now

    i'm going to be honest with you

    it's an ugly motherfucking game at times

    it's unbelievably beautiful when it wants to be beautiful, and it's pretty well the most satisfying driving game in existence when it wants to be that, but they don't always meet

    but that's gran turismo. always has been, always will be.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The rain effects in this game are fucking terrifying. The sense of power when you open the throttle in a supercar is crazy enough, but then suddenly the car infront of you turns into a vague cloud of spray, and if you happen to be in cockpit view so that you can enjoy the mental sounds a Zonda makes, you may as well be driving with your eyes shut when a downpour starts.

    I'm in love.

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