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Pope Palpatine: "Well fuck my shit, I guess it's okay to use condoms sometimes. GOD!"

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah, pretty sure there is no cure for small pox, just a vaccine which prevents you from catching it.

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    Technicus RexTechnicus Rex All your base.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Erich Zahn wrote: »
    Sex allows two people to make each other happy.

    The only people who should make people happy are Jesus or other religious officials.

    Therefore, you may only have sex with Jesus or religious officials.

    Fix'd.

    edit: It should be noted, though, that Jesus is a terrible lay.

    I dunno, I reckon Jesus would be pretty suave.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A vaccine that hardly anybody takes any longer. Just like some people/parents are opting to not give their children a polio vaccine.

    I think we can all pretty much agree that prevention of any unwanted disease or state of being is optimal in whatever way we can get there, right?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Yeah, pretty sure there is no cure for small pox, just a vaccine which prevents you from catching it.

    Gotcha.

    Shit, even a halfway-effective vaccine would be a goddamn miracle.

    edit: speaking of goddamn miracles, I'm sure everyone's heard that sanctimonious joke about the guy who's drowning and prays for God to save him, a couple boats come along and offer to pull him out and both times he's all "No thanks, God's gonna save me," then he drowns and in heaven he's all "wtf, God, why didn't you save me?" and God's like "Motherfucker I sent you two stupid boats."

    Condoms are God's stupid boats, and he's probably not amused that people in power (who aren't suffering from AIDS) keep turning their nose up at them.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But nobody's promoting condoms as the answer to AIDS. They do, however, ameliorate the problem, and that's nothing to turn your nose up at.

    Yeah. I dunno why I opened my mouth about it.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    John Paul II was no conservative.

    o_O

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    Edith_Bagot-DixEdith_Bagot-Dix Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    John Paul II was no conservative.

    Yes, yes, he very much was.

    John Paul II wasn't as far to the theological right as Benedict XVI is, but he was certainly on the conservative side. Especially when it came to condoms as a method of AIDS prevention.
    What exactly forms the liberal side of the condom issue within the church, though?

    I ask this as someone without a lot of background in modern Catholic politics.

    Okay for use by male prostitutes and as balloons. All others go to Hell.

    Seriously, though, the liberal Catholics in the west are well aware the people use birth control. The liberal position would be something along the lines of "it's fine if you're married". Maybe "it's fine in a committed relationship" for the extremely liberal. The solid grain of insight at the heart of all the Church's woo-woo about sex is that it's not cool to treat other people as sexual objects, which is what they mean when they're talking about the "humanization" of sex (because of course one needs to be an obedient, practicing Catholic to be fully human). Regardless, most priests in the West are fully aware that most of the sexually active members of their congregations are using birth control most of the time, because Catholic families stopped having fifteen kids a piece about two generations back. Even those priests who are more in line with the Vatican's teachings recognize that the decision is generally one that is weighed against competing personal and moral concerns.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am disappointed nobody has picked up on the stupidity in the statement that condoms are acceptable for "male prostitutes", when the majority of spread is from HIV infected men (who are distinctly not "Male prostitutes") giving it to their spouses. Usually because they have been fucking female prostitutes - who themselves have no other option often and don't get a choice in using condoms anyway - then they bring it home to their wives.

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    TheOrangeTheOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I really don't get the church's position, Islam is, by far, a more strict rule set about what it considers moral and its actually in favor of condoms. I remember a religous big shot here in Saudi that was discussing how many girls die because they don't get time to rest between child births and should use condoms 'till they feel ready to concive.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TheOrange wrote: »
    I really don't get the church's position, Islam is, by far, a more strict rule set about what it considers moral and its actually in favor of condoms. I remember a religous big shot here in Saudi that was discussing how many girls die because they don't get time to rest between child births and should use condoms 'till they feel ready to concive.

    Got some citation on that? (just so that it isn't hearsay)

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    The Pope wrote:
    Meanwhile, the secular realm itself has developed the so-called ABC Theory: Abstinence-Be Faithful-Condom, where the condom is understood only as a last resort, when the other two points fail to work.

    This means that the sheer fixation on the condom implies a banalization of sexuality, which, after all, is precisely the dangerous source of the attitude of no longer seeing sexuality as the expression of love, but only a sort of drug that people administer to themselves. This is why the fight against the banalization of sexuality is also a part of the struggle to ensure that sexuality is treated as a positive value and to enable it to have a positive effect on the whole of man's being.

    He's afraid of hedonism getting it's foot in the door ... but what's wrong with hedonism? Condoms reduce spread of disease and unwanted pregnancies, our society of want means people are constantly working so sloth isn't too bad of a problem, I've never swallowed the idea that hedonism breeds disloyalty or disunity - what's so bad about hedonism? What negatives are left?

    Lust is one of the Big Seven. It's kind of not up for debate.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Is there really any sort of a pro-condom movement within the church?

    If we're classifying the current pope as conservative on the issue, is there a more liberal side of the debate? Or really a debate at all?

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Among the people who actually make policy, no, not really, to the best of my knowledge.

    I think there's a very small contingent who's okay with Birth Control after marriage, but they're not exactly causing a ruckus

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hedonism has a strong relationship to a shallow and self-centered worldview that makes long term relationships and happiness hard to come by. That may or may not apply to condoms specifically, but I know that the people I know that think more about feeling good than being good tend to duck out when the chips are down.

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    Dyrwen66Dyrwen66 the other's insane Denver CORegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    TheOrange wrote: »
    I really don't get the church's position, Islam is, by far, a more strict rule set about what it considers moral and its actually in favor of condoms. I remember a religous big shot here in Saudi that was discussing how many girls die because they don't get time to rest between child births and should use condoms 'till they feel ready to concive.

    Got some citation on that? (just so that it isn't hearsay)
    Yeah, "Saudis" and "Islam" are not the same thing. Cultural Islam can be pretty fucking stupid: See Saudi Arabia, Africa, etc.

    Actual religious Islam, via the Quran, is fine a fair amount of the time. Condoms are allowed between two people, as I understand it, so long as the reason they're using a condom is sound. Such as not being able to support a child at this time in their lives, or having an illness that might harm the child, or a condition that makes it hazardous for the woman to survive childbirth. There's essentially a noted hazard that those who can't support their children might end up burying them in the woods or behind a dumpster to avoid taking care of them, which is obviously much worse than slapping on a condom and going for it.

    Generally Islam, the scripture, tends to follow science to a T, if only because Allah made this shit possible though the intelligence that he allows mankind to have, so using science to fix your problems; be they medical or personal, isn't a big problem.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hedonism has a strong relationship to a shallow and self-centered worldview that makes long term relationships and happiness hard to come by. That may or may not apply to condoms specifically, but I know that the people I know that think more about feeling good than being good tend to duck out when the chips are down.

    What exactly does this mean, could you please expand upon your point?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Is there really any sort of a pro-condom movement within the church?

    If we're classifying the current pope as conservative on the issue, is there a more liberal side of the debate? Or really a debate at all?

    Like Sal said, I doubt many people near the top of the hierarchy are making waves in that direction. Towards the bottom, I'd imagine there are more, but not enough to make a stir.

    Anecdotal, but 4 or 5 years ago, the priest of the church I grew up going to gave a sermon saying that condoms weren't terrible and just because they're birth control, we shouldn't forget that they save lives etc. He knew it was going to be controversial so he gave out copies of his remarks so people could think about them. My dad ended up complaining to the bishop about it. Luckily all that came of it was a note back from the bishop telling my dad to take it up with the priest.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hedonism has a strong relationship to a shallow and self-centered worldview that makes long term relationships and happiness hard to come by. That may or may not apply to condoms specifically, but I know that the people I know that think more about feeling good than being good tend to duck out when the chips are down.

    Neglecting virtues of abstinence from sex and masturbation:
    Potential difficulty in finding real happiness
    Chance of contracting an STD

    Neglecting condoms:
    Chance of contracting an STD.

    By golly, abstinence wins.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dyrwen66 wrote: »
    Condoms are allowed between two people, as I understand it, so long as the reason they're using a condom is sound.

    What reason for using a condom isn't sound?

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    ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    Dyrwen66 wrote: »
    Condoms are allowed between two people, as I understand it, so long as the reason they're using a condom is sound.

    What reason for using a condom isn't sound?

    Pre-marital sex?
    Not wanting kids despite being able to afford them?

    (not my personal opinions)

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    Dyrwen66 wrote: »
    Condoms are allowed between two people, as I understand it, so long as the reason they're using a condom is sound.

    What reason for using a condom isn't sound?

    glow-in-the-dark wang

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    Edith_Bagot-DixEdith_Bagot-Dix Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Is there really any sort of a pro-condom movement within the church?

    If we're classifying the current pope as conservative on the issue, is there a more liberal side of the debate? Or really a debate at all?

    Yes there is, but it's primarily among the rank and file priests and religious (primarily nuns) rather than at the organizational level. The Church has been purging liberals in the hierarchy for thirty years now, and of course it's a vicious cycle because new members of the church hierarchy are all appointed by existing ones.

    At the day to day level, though - if Joe Catholic is talking to his priest about family planning, it's probably 50/50 whether the priest in question will endorse condoms or other forms of birth control, at least in Western countries. If you're talking about preventing AIDS transmission, the numbers probably skew more heavily toward the "if there's any doubt, use a condom", assuming options like abstaining until you're tested aren't realistic.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    Dyrwen66 wrote: »
    Condoms are allowed between two people, as I understand it, so long as the reason they're using a condom is sound.

    What reason for using a condom isn't sound?

    Pre-marital sex?
    Not wanting kids despite being able to afford them?

    (not my personal opinions)

    Yeah, my point is that those are excellent reasons to use a condom.

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Hedonism has a strong relationship to a shallow and self-centered worldview that makes long term relationships and happiness hard to come by. That may or may not apply to condoms specifically, but I know that the people I know that think more about feeling good than being good tend to duck out when the chips are down.

    Neglecting virtues of abstinence from sex and masturbation:
    Potential difficulty in finding real happiness
    Chance of contracting an STD

    Neglecting condoms:
    Chance of contracting an STD.

    By golly, abstinence wins.

    Damn, you completely trounced that pro-abstinence argument I never made!

    Aaanyway.

    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The only motivation any human has to do anything is because it helps them experience pleasure or avoid pain.

    So I'm not sure what you're talking about, Mental.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kamar wrote: »
    The only motivation any human has to do anything is because it helps them experience pleasure or avoid pain.

    Ye-no.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So altruism doesn't exist? 'For the hell of it' doesn't exist?

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    polajumpolajum Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Hedonism has a strong relationship to a shallow and self-centered worldview that makes long term relationships and happiness hard to come by. That may or may not apply to condoms specifically, but I know that the people I know that think more about feeling good than being good tend to duck out when the chips are down.

    Neglecting virtues of abstinence from sex and masturbation:
    Potential difficulty in finding real happiness
    Chance of contracting an STD

    Neglecting condoms:
    Chance of contracting an STD.

    By golly, abstinence wins.

    Damn, you completely trounced that pro-abstinence argument I never made!

    Aaanyway.

    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.

    I don't necessarily disagree with you-but could you draw a line between that and this thread?

    Because despite the fact that you said you weren't necessarily talking about condoms, in the context of this thread it sounds like you're saying condoms=hedonism.

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    polajum wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Hedonism has a strong relationship to a shallow and self-centered worldview that makes long term relationships and happiness hard to come by. That may or may not apply to condoms specifically, but I know that the people I know that think more about feeling good than being good tend to duck out when the chips are down.

    Neglecting virtues of abstinence from sex and masturbation:
    Potential difficulty in finding real happiness
    Chance of contracting an STD

    Neglecting condoms:
    Chance of contracting an STD.

    By golly, abstinence wins.

    Damn, you completely trounced that pro-abstinence argument I never made!

    Aaanyway.

    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.

    I don't necessarily disagree with you-but could you draw a line between that and this thread?*

    Because despite the fact that you said you weren't necessarily talking about condoms, in the context of this thread it sounds like you're saying condoms=hedonism.

    Yeah sorry. When I post from my phone I lose some of the functionality I usually use to deal with my quote trees properly. It was in response to emnmnme here:
    emnmnme wrote: »
    He's afraid of hedonism getting it's foot in the door ... but what's wrong with hedonism? Condoms reduce spread of disease and unwanted pregnancies, our society of want means people are constantly working so sloth isn't too bad of a problem, I've never swallowed the idea that hedonism breeds disloyalty or disunity - what's so bad about hedonism? What negatives are left?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.
    What negative psychological consequences?

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    Kamar wrote: »
    The only motivation any human has to do anything is because it helps them experience pleasure or avoid pain.

    Ye-no.

    Feel free to point out an example that doesn't fit one of those parameters.

    (Hint hint, physical pleasure and pain aren't the only kinds!)

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    Rhan9Rhan9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.
    What negative psychological consequences?

    Kind of like how masturbation is supposed to make you go insane, I guess?
    The sort put forth by religious types that have no backing in science or evidence whatsoever.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kamar wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Kamar wrote: »
    The only motivation any human has to do anything is because it helps them experience pleasure or avoid pain.

    Ye-no.

    Feel free to point out an example that doesn't fit one of those parameters.

    (Hint hint, physical pleasure and pain aren't the only kinds!)

    You're not going to trot out the old bullshit about nothing being altruistic because being unselfish makes you feel good, right?

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kamar wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Kamar wrote: »
    The only motivation any human has to do anything is because it helps them experience pleasure or avoid pain.

    Ye-no.

    Feel free to point out an example that doesn't fit one of those parameters.

    (Hint hint, physical pleasure and pain aren't the only kinds!)

    You're not going to trot out the old bullshit about nothing being altruistic because being unselfish makes you feel good, right?

    ding ding ding

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.
    What negative psychological consequences?

    As fun as it is to feel good, deeper connection to others is a more important aspect of human happiness. So hedonism that values feeling good over human connection is a path to loneliness and many psychological difficulties that can accompany it.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.
    What negative psychological consequences?

    As fun as it is to feel good, deeper connection to others is a more important aspect of human happiness. So hedonism that values feeling good over human connection is a path to loneliness and many psychological difficulties that can accompany it.

    You are assuming that hedonism is only concerned with shallow happiness.

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    KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kamar wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    Kamar wrote: »
    The only motivation any human has to do anything is because it helps them experience pleasure or avoid pain.

    Ye-no.

    Feel free to point out an example that doesn't fit one of those parameters.

    (Hint hint, physical pleasure and pain aren't the only kinds!)

    You're not going to trot out the old bullshit about nothing being altruistic because being unselfish makes you feel good, right?

    Preemptively dismissing it as 'old bullshit' doesn't really change the fact that it's true. I'd love to know what other motivation exists.

    You do good things for people you empathize with, because doing good things for them makes you feel good, and seeing them in pain hurts you.

    And you can do terrible shit for your own sake, or the sake of those you empathize with, to those you don't empathize with.

    How is this controversial?

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.
    What negative psychological consequences?

    As fun as it is to feel good, deeper connection to others is a more important aspect of human happiness. So hedonism that values feeling good over human connection is a path to loneliness and many psychological difficulties that can accompany it.

    You are assuming that hedonism is only concerned with shallow happiness.

    Well, yeah

    Pretty much by definition

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    FallingmanFallingman Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I sincerely hope that this will lead to an agressive push for religious charity groups in Africa to stop Abstinence-Only efforts in working with AIDS.

    So much good will and money being wasted.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Couscous wrote: »
    Hedonism is not just doing something that feels good, it's seeking out and valuing that feeling over other things. Which has negative psychological consequences, even if you've learned how to mitigate outer consequences.
    What negative psychological consequences?

    As fun as it is to feel good, deeper connection to others is a more important aspect of human happiness. So hedonism that values feeling good over human connection is a path to loneliness and many psychological difficulties that can accompany it.

    Except the issue there isn't the pleasure-seeking, it's the lack of connection.

    Can you show how seeking pleasure is intrinsically harmful? Because I doubt you can.

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