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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a friend of mine is of Dutch stock.

    I read this as "My friend is a Dutch stock pot."

    But I only knew of Dutch ovens.

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    My coworker is Indonesian, and whenever he gets together with the other Indonesian guy and they speak it I just burst out into a fit of giggles. It is the funniest language I have ever heard, the Dutch influence on it is just so strong and it sounds ridiculous.

    I knew a Dutch person once.

    "We learn English so we don't have to speak Dutch."

    This is the exact reason why I love English.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ezel

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wiet wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Say something in Dutch to me, Wiet.

    Wat wilt u dat ik zeg, mijn lieftallige dame?

    I say that my online translator does not know "lieftallige"! Haha

    Ahh it is a good job I'm not able to attend the UK meetup, I would be hanging off your arm. Which would get pretty annoying pretty quickly.


    @Hacksaw: yeah I heard that too, which is a shame because I'd stick out like a sore thumb, and I do intend to holiday there.

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I mostly hate Dutch people because I can't tell the difference between them and Danish people and I fucking hate Danish people.

    no, you hate danish cheese. cheese is not people. dutch cheese is okay. danish cheese is not okay. dutch people now how to pronounce 'ch' in an irish or scottish whiskey way. the Danes just wish they could.

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    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    most common age for brandon 18 years old

    695 thousand people in the u.s. with it

    my last name is a lot less common

    and it owns imo

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Say something in Dutch to me, Wiet.

    Wat wilt u dat ik zeg, mijn lieftallige dame?

    I say that my online translator does not know "lieftallige"! Haha

    Ahh it is a good job I'm not able to attend the UK meetup, I would be hanging off your arm. Which would get pretty annoying pretty quickly.


    @Hacksaw: yeah I heard that too, which is a shame because I'd stick out like a sore thumb, and I do intend to holiday there.

    The phrase I was going for was ''my fair lady'', but lieftallig doesn't really have a direct translation. It's too bad you can't attend the UK meetup! Can't I persuade you to come anyway? I can bring clogs and tulips and things!

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    At least you're not Danish.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    my last name means wild boar

    according to a translation which I read that was admittedly unlikely and I have never been able to find since

    still I'm gonna roll with it

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wiet wrote: »

    The phrase I was going for was ''my fair lady'', but lieftallig doesn't really have a direct translation. It's too bad you can't attend the UK meetup! Can't I persuade you to come anyway? I can bring clogs and tulips and things!

    Aww no that is not fair! Clogs and tulips are my weakness! If you could fit a windmill on the ferry I'd be there in a shot.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    only assholes bring windmills

    real men make them where you want one

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I assume you're doing okay now Swill, and I don't have to post you that emergency two Euros.

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm not that good at on the spot construction though. How about I bring a miniature windmill? Will that be okay? :D

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That will do just nicely! :D

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ahahahahahaha! Oh Tube!

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    I assume you're doing okay now Swill, and I don't have to post you that emergency two Euros.

    i'm making it happen!

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FAQ, you have the best avatars.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I assume you're doing okay now Swill, and I don't have to post you that emergency two Euros.

    i'm making it happen!

    Good for you!

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh you florists. don't come 'round here no more. Madurodam and Lisse are kinda overrated

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But I want to learn to be the best and the Dutch are the best at floristry. So it is inevitable!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    FAQ, you have the best avatars.

    I know

    I know

    natek made it

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    actually, to be fair, the dutch were the best.
    now most bulbs/pre-flower products are imported from Kenya.

    though we sell it like we are fucking tulip einsteins

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kenyans!

    I feel like I've tresspassed in this thread.

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We sure sell a lot of them though

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That is where we get our roses from. But your floristry is very contemporary compared to ours, which is dull in comparison.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wiet wrote: »
    We sure sell a lot of them though

    I didn't know the Dutch were in to the slave trade.

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    We sure sell a lot of them though

    I didn't know the Dutch were in to the slave trade.

    Oh damn it

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    We sure sell a lot of them though

    I didn't know the Dutch were in to the slave trade.

    Whoa, now.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Context jokes are the best jokes.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We all have a suspect slave-trade past, some of us more than others.

    We're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry!

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wiet wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    We sure sell a lot of them though

    I didn't know the Dutch were in to the slave trade.

    Oh damn it

    that was just trendsetting.
    the brits and the portuguese went all calvin klein on us.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    FAQ, you have the best avatars.

    I know

    I know

    natek made it

    ubur-ubur lebih bagus daripada anjing merah

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey, I'm black, and I blame everybody for slavery! On the upside, I get turkey and the Masai don't. Making me the victor!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    FAQ, you have the best avatars.

    I know

    I know

    natek made it

    ubur-ubur lebih bagus daripada anjing merah

    is this supposed to mean something to me?

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    FAQ, you have the best avatars.

    I know

    I know

    natek made it

    ubur-ubur lebih bagus daripada anjing merah

    is this supposed to mean something to me?


    we were talking about dutch and indonesian a page or so back. God, pay attention, pertanyaan yang sering ditanya.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what are you saying about me in indonesian

    it better be nice things

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    what are you saying about me in indonesian

    it better be nice things

    hanya ngomongan bagus, anjing jelek dan bego : 3

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    In my language we have eighty words for cell phone but only half a word for love

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tá sibh go léir amadain

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    in my language we call it a cell phone

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