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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey, can we do dialects in here?

    Bout ye, lad? Wha's the craic in Belfast? I dandered over to Tescos and had a hoke for soda farls an' somethin' fer me Secret Santa. Two weeuns were yappin' an' I told them to hauld their wheesht.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fappenstance wrote: »
    wow
    but wait

    what if jfk actually meant he WAS a jam doughnut?
    we've been wrong all along about that man.

    He was taken out by the creme syndicate.

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Where my Russian peeps at

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I could do a local bro dialect but it would just consist of swearing far too much and using 'cunt' instead of every single noun

    so what I do now, except using 'cunt' a lot more

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    FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can sort of fake a Cape Flats Afrikaans dialect but I'd probably get stabbed if I tried it for real.

    Falx on


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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    je beent een kuthoer

    stinkslet

    bafoontje

    ja zeg, zo kan ie wel weer.

    jippee on
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    and trundled off to the jungle
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    HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Ich werde wahrscheinlich sechs Monate in Berlin lesen. Würste, billige Biere und Mädels für alle (mich)!

    Was wirst du denn lesen? Muss ein ganz schön dickes Buch sein wenn du dafür sechs Monate brauchst.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The best word in the english language is 'cooter'.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Ich werde wahrscheinlich sechs Monate in Berlin lesen. Würste, billige Biere und Mädels für alle (mich)!

    Was wirst du denn lesen? Muss ein ganz schön dickes Buch sein wenn du dafür sechs Monate brauchst.
    Deutsche Heldensagen!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO_DdfwOgzU

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm learning Russian!

    I like it and since I have a few friends who speak it I have some people to practice with.

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Es überascht mich wie viele Leute hier gutes Deutsch sprechen.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    babbel net!

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ich babbel so viel ich will, ich werd nachher sogar noch ein bissl labern.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Diese Hybris!

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Det här är en perfekt chans för mig att konversera med Wimble!

    Es ist auch gut dass wir Deutchem sprechen, weil ich in der Schule Deutch gelernt!

    Vic on
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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I had to use google translate five times for that last sentence. My german sucks.

    I can teach you guys any phrase in swedish though!

    Vic on
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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    How do I say
    "What's your name?"
    "I love your blue eyes"
    and "Your place or mine?"

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02dbxYYcE1c

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jag älskar er allihopa :rotate:

    Wimble on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have to take German lessons since I live in Germany now but man I don't really like this language

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Just ask if you can take a ride in someone's rakete betrieben mit einkaufswagen.

    That's all I remember from 5 years of German at high school.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    How do I say
    "What's your name?"
    "I love your blue eyes"
    and "Your place or mine?"

    1: "Vad heter du?"
    2: "Jag älskar dina blåa ögon."
    3: "Ska vi hem till dig eller hem till mig?"

    Edit: "Ska vi hem till dig eller mig?" is a bit less awkward

    Vic on
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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    å is pronounced like the english "oh", right?

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    I have to take German lessons since I live in Germany now but man I don't really like this language

    What part of Germany?

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    no, not quite

    more like...uh

    the o in more!

    hooray that worked out great

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    å is pronounced like the english "oh", right?

    Å is generally pronounced like the o in olive.

    Ä is pronounced like the ai in fair.

    Ö is pronounced like the i in bird.

    Vic on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    I have to take German lessons since I live in Germany now but man I don't really like this language

    What part of Germany?

    Berlin

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the o in olive my ass!!

    you are now my nemesis

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vic wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    å is pronounced like the english "oh", right?

    Å is generally pronounced like the o in olive.

    Ä is pronounced like the ai in fair.

    Ö is pronounced like the i in bird.

    ö and ä are nothing new to me ;)

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    N... no!

    It was but a mistake made in my haste to be helpful. Forgive me Wimble!

    Vic on
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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    the o in olive my ass!!

    you are now my nemesis

    CORRECT HIM!

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vic wrote: »
    N... no!

    It was but a mistake made in my haste to be helpful. Forgive me Wimble!

    It is too late, for you are now marked by wimble

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I must now go through the swedish cleansing ritual of självmord. There is no other way Wimble will love me!

    Vic on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    lizard fight

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    all is forgiven

    I am still going to mark you because I enjoy peeing on things

    Wimble on
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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    I have to take German lessons since I live in Germany now but man I don't really like this language

    What part of Germany?

    Berlin

    That's better then learning german in saxony.

    MacGuffin on
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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    goedemiddag mr poepen, hoe is het leven in duitsland?

    gutenmittag herr scheisse, wie gehts im deutchland?

    bonjour monsieur merde, comment c'a va en l'angleterre?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    also dutch is terrible

    just like bwanie
    kidding <3

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wimble you take those olives out of your ass this instant. That is not where olives go.

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    I have to take German lessons since I live in Germany now but man I don't really like this language

    What part of Germany?

    Berlin

    That's better then learning german in saxony.

    Nah, Berlin, Munich and Saxony are all pretty terrible. In fact, most parts of Germany have trouble speaking actual German, so...

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