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COMING THIS SUMMER: A BABY [UPDATE]

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Quoth, I blame you for there being babies in my dream last night.

    There was also camping, bears, snow, and wolves.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Also, your baby is cute and I'm quite enjoying your adventures

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sawwy, I don't have a problem with asexuality in principle. It's just every ace I've met has defined the parameters in whole new and interesting ways. Best part is, all but one of them had relationships and sex. Some of them tied it to gender, some of them didn't, only a couple hit the whole "not being attracted to anyone" definition.

    To be honest, it's more of a clique than an orientation. I really doubt most of the people defining themselves as asexual actually fit the description at all. >_>

    BUT BACK ONTO BABIES! Babies are pretty god damn rad.

    My sister from another mister just had a baby. He's 2 months premature, and fine.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Asexual people are bad people.

    fuck you

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Its a very cute baby, Quoth, especially with that head of hair! Well done on making a cute one :D

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sawwy, I don't have a problem with asexuality in principle. It's just every ace I've met has defined the parameters in whole new and interesting ways. Best part is, all but one of them had relationships and sex. Some of them tied it to gender, some of them didn't, only a couple hit the whole "not being attracted to anyone" definition.

    To be honest, it's more of a clique than an orientation. I really doubt most of the people defining themselves as asexual actually fit the description at all. >_>

    Look, people are flawed in a lot of ways, and identity is one of the classic human struggles. This isn't revelatory. Give it like 10 seconds of pause for consideration, before you run off to make gross generalizations or behave inconsiderately toward people you know.

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    DJP3710DJP3710 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Asexual arguments aside...

    Fashionably late congratulations, Quoth!

    Your child is both quite dapper and a deep thinker. There is only one proper path before him, then.

    That of the Warrior Scholar. Asking deep, meaningful questions about the world before delivering righteous justice and righting wrongs...through whatever means necessary and against all odds.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Look, people are flawed in a lot of ways, and identity is one of the classic human struggles. This isn't revelatory. Give it like 10 seconds of pause for consideration, before you run off to make gross generalizations or behave inconsiderately toward people you know.
    SPOILER!
    An Ace hurt my feelings. Hence prejudice. :'<

    Anyway, I would suppose technically, it's just the false aces I'm talking about! :P

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    you're still being really rude and snarky for no reason

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm not sure if I mentioned it already in the C&B thread Quoth but just in case, your son is cute as a button. This is a technical term as we are all experts!

    P.S. Gatsby, nice raven you got there

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Raneados wrote: »
    my empire is incomplete until I have all babies

    from them: the world

    the world rules by babies

    who will stop me?

    I will

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    why do they get to have the cool nickname "Ace"

    that is for fighter pilots

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Quoth, enjoy your sleep now. For soon you will walk the zombie life of a new parent. Those of us that have gone through it will feel your pain. In a few months when sleep comes back to you, we will sing your praise.

    While everyone will buy you Goodnight Moon to read to your child, I suggest this for you.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I recommend the Alfie series of books by Shirley Hughes. They're lovely and wholesome, but I'm sure you have a thousand books in mind already.
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Oh, are we talking about bestest childrens' stories here?

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    good kids books from my childhood:

    puddle lane
    paddington bear
    elmer the patchwork elephant
    uhhh babar

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    That is a super nice raven

    I had a nap, that was pretty cool

    I think I have basically had one night's sleep since I got here

    As in, total

    Also while I do not regret circumcising him, it certainly does make him testy the instant he pees

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i cant imagine being cut

    like

    i ENJOY having that skin there

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    good kids books from my childhood:

    puddle lane
    paddington bear
    elmer the patchwork elephant
    uhhh babar

    These are all wonderful books!


    I'm glad you're able to get some naps in, Quoth.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'd prefer a caesarian, actually.

    Especially if I was awake for it. So I could pretend to be John Hurt.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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    ;_;

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    oh noooo now im sad

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Because you'll never know the joy of pretending to be John Hurt?

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i cant imagine being cut

    like

    i ENJOY having that skin there

    Yes, I am glad I have my hoody.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I would never wish a c-section on anyone

    It sucks so much

    Just going to the bathroom is like embarking on an epic journey with a ranger and a bunch of hobbits

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    I would never wish a c-section on anyone

    It sucks so much

    Just going to the bathroom is like embarking on an epic journey with a ranger and a bunch of hobbits

    Oh dear.

    It's never fun to be in a position where afterwards you're thinking "why couldn't that goddamn eagle have done it"

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    but quoth what if I like everything to be like an epic journey with a ranger and some hobbits?

    nah I'm just kidding

    I'm not a nerd

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    congrats Quoth!

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    That there are women who do this to themselves intentionally makes me question whether they are fit to be parents in the first place

    They probably make most of their major decisions with the aid of an 8-ball

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    That there are women who do this to themselves intentionally makes me question whether they are fit to be parents in the first place

    They probably make most of their major decisions with the aid of an 8-ball

    QUOTH MY 8-BALL HAS ONLY STERRED ME WRONG THRICE OK

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    cocaine's a hell of a drug

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    That there are women who do this to themselves intentionally makes me question whether they are fit to be parents in the first place

    They probably make most of their major decisions with the aid of an 8-ball

    QUOTH MY 8-BALL HAS ONLY STERRED ME WRONG THRICE OK

    Was the third time when you asked it "does steer have two Rs in it"

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    NOUGAT FUCK YO COUCH

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    That there are women who do this to themselves intentionally makes me question whether they are fit to be parents in the first place

    They probably make most of their major decisions with the aid of an 8-ball

    QUOTH MY 8-BALL HAS ONLY STERRED ME WRONG THRICE OK

    Was the third time when you asked it "does steer have two Rs in it"

    No the third time was "Is it a good idea to read Edcrab's posts"

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Outlook not so good

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Aww I could never hate you Edcrab

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    I would never wish a c-section on anyone

    It sucks so much

    Just going to the bathroom is like embarking on an epic journey with a ranger and a bunch of hobbits

    Oh dear.

    It's never fun to be in a position where afterwards you're thinking "why couldn't that goddamn eagle have done it"

    wait uh

    what

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I can

    I hate you edcrab

    I ain't never seen you once walk sideways

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    TLB you just need to stick some drinks in him first

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
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