I wouldn't be terribly upset if something was gifted my way. Amnesia to shit my pants or Shatter for the curse of Ungettable Objectives.
How do you see if you have copies of something to give? I'm pretty sure I still have HL2 and the episodes to gift but I don't know where I would find that.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Shatter's bonus mode is actually the spawn of Satan.
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jakobaggerLO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTOREDRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Shatter's bonus mode is a lovecraftian horror designed to destroy (or, if you will "shatter") the last vestiges of sanity in our frail human minds, the coup de grace to Amnesia's onslaught. But 'tis the season, of course. Scary solstice to you all.
If there are only 3 levels I don't understand how you can get to it... I freaking lost all 3 of mine on the first level after the first bounce...
Also, what's the fastest way to get the Crass Menagerie? Are there certain levels with them?
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David_TA fashion yes-man is no good to me.Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Shatters bonus mode became much more manageable once I realised that it wasn't the levels between levels, there was an actual play mode called Bonus. It made my head hurt, though... from the slap.
Shatter is an awesome. I am going to gift it to one luck son-of-a-gun
Just a quick competition to determine the winner;
What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken? I mean, SHATTERED, completely unable to be repaired and now useless
I'll look at the first 5 stories and notify a winner
I made root beer a ways back. It was with a little kit that came with yeast and the root beer flavoring- you added a few pounds of sugar to this massive mix and poured it into bottles, let them sit for a few months to ferment. More specifically, all of these older bottles with resealable caps my dad had lying around from when he would brew actual beer. We threw the ingredients all together, poured them in, sealed the bottles, and left them in a nice, cool, dry spot in the basement, awaiting pure, sugary delight.
Three weeks later, I decided to test out a bottle to see how things were going. It turns out we added about four times the recommended amount of yeast.
It wasn't too much yeast, they gleefully have sex in your beer, it was skipping the part of the fermentation process where you ferment the beer in a container with blow-off valves which was the problem.
Also, what's the fastest way to get the Crass Menagerie? Are there certain levels with them?
All except the mudmen in Swamp Fever are in the first levels of their respective campaigns (Dead Center, Swamp Fever, The Parish, Dark Carnival). Mudmen are in the second level of Swamp Fever. You can do it in single player, and quit as soon as you've killed a HAZMAT suit zombie/CLown/Mudman/Riot cop.
edit: wait, I think the clowns maybe don't appear until the second level of Dark Carnival.
Just sat back down at my desk so I'll read now and choose a winner...
... And the winner is HiT BiT! That dreadful feeling fucking something up that's incredibly expensive but then feeling completely relieved when you know it wasn't your fault but some gremlin in the system is well known to me. Hope you continued on with the job!
I swear to God I wanna cry right now. That or break something. I can't fucking do it. It's not possible. A sick twisted fucking joke. 10,400,000 is the best I could get. Peewi the smarmy git is the next target on my leaderboard with 11,300,000. I refuse to believe he did it. Its lies. LIES GOD DAMMIT! FUCKING YOU DEVELOPERS OF SHATTER. I HOPE YOU DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS.
I finally did the Shatter achievement, I dominated levels 1 and 2 with over 5mil each and then level 3 gave me a bullshit break and all three balls hit each other right over my paddle and zipped straight off the screen. I squeaked away with exactly 11,200,000 :P
Playing Shatter again is reminding me how much I hate the pulsing background and increasingly wobbly camera. I'm not seizure-prone or anything but it's like this game is designed to give people headaches.
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KetarCome on upstairswe're having a partyRegistered Userregular
So Greed Corp looks like an interesting TBS game, anyone tried it?
I picked it up when it hit the PSN after some positive reviews. And then put maybe 3-4 hours into it over a few weeks and never touched it again because it bored the crap out of me.
edit: I do like TBS games. This one was just overly easy, with too little in the way of options to hold my interest.
So...does anyone want to gift-trade something cheap? Preferably Shatter so I can get yet another achievement on the way to the treasure hat and possibly free games?
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How do you see if you have copies of something to give? I'm pretty sure I still have HL2 and the episodes to gift but I don't know where I would find that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI
Also, what's the fastest way to get the Crass Menagerie? Are there certain levels with them?
It wasn't too much yeast, they gleefully have sex in your beer, it was skipping the part of the fermentation process where you ferment the beer in a container with blow-off valves which was the problem.
All except the mudmen in Swamp Fever are in the first levels of their respective campaigns (Dead Center, Swamp Fever, The Parish, Dark Carnival). Mudmen are in the second level of Swamp Fever. You can do it in single player, and quit as soon as you've killed a HAZMAT suit zombie/CLown/Mudman/Riot cop.
edit: wait, I think the clowns maybe don't appear until the second level of Dark Carnival.
... And the winner is HiT BiT!
Thanks to those that have entered.
*sobs*
I am reaching through your monitor and strangling you.
EDIT: Never mind!
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The Shatter achievement is impossible
9.9 mil is the best I can do and it is the best I will ever do
Well
At least I got one of those objectives done today
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I got 10.5mill. I'm so close I can feel it. I will get it. Just a few more goes. :rotate:
I have 11,000,000. So painful...
My hopes and dreams...shattered!
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I think I recall someone saying that after starting the game, you can alt-tab out and restart the download.
The bonus stage is in 3 stages: one where you start on the left side, 2nd is the bottom of the screen, 3rd is the bubble type stage.
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I spent an hour trying to beat 12.5 million points while I had a high score of 11.3 million...
Needless to say, I am annoyed. On the bright side, I got 13 million.
You will hate yourself for playing it--if only because you might actually crap yourself in the process.
It's a seperate mode. You need to beat stage like 3 or 4 of the story to unlock it
I picked it up when it hit the PSN after some positive reviews. And then put maybe 3-4 hours into it over a few weeks and never touched it again because it bored the crap out of me.
edit: I do like TBS games. This one was just overly easy, with too little in the way of options to hold my interest.
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