Yeah I can tell you that an American association with alcohol is way different than what I've experienced in Europe so far. It may have to do with the age of legal consumption but I highly doubt that is the major reason. At least around where I'm from kids started drinking at 16/17 and will probably mellow out before they turn 21. But our drinking culture is directed at getting drunk more than anything else.
Once was the first time I ever drank had a mudslide, two screwdrivers and 2 hard ciders in a two hour period on an empty stomach.
Second time I haze 6 glasses of wine over about an hour.
Third time I had 1 beer and 2 shots of tequila and ended up puking shortly after the second shot hit my stomach.
Then there was the time I thought I might be sick from drinking but it turns out I got a bacterial gastroenteritis from my microlab and ended up in the hospital for 2 and a half days. That one doesn't count.
Yeah, when you don't drink it often wine gets you with a sucker punch i found. But then I was seriously drinking it from an old pint glass. That was probably mistake one. Actually mistake one was accepting to drink his home made wine. Pint glass was mistake 2. drink 4 was mistake 3, and so on. And then getting high didn't help either. What a dumb night. I blame just finishing finals.
I can't drink fizzy drinks because it makes my gums burn as if the fiery lava of Mount Doom had been injected directly into them. So I have to drink wine or spirits but I hate wine so that leaves spirits. With spirits you either have a mixer or neat. Now neat is good for getting hammered but mixers are usually fizzy apart from, like Orange juice. Now, I like Orange Juice and I'll happily have Vodka and Orange but if I am just chilling with my friends why both with the Vodka? I'm not going to drink enough to get hammered anyway.
So these days most of the time I just get a J2O and enjoy that. Which is cheaper than alcohol and less damaging to my liver, and I am happy with this state of affairs.
I can't drink fizzy drinks because it makes my gums burn as if the fiery lava of Mount Doom had been injected directly into them. So I have to drink wine or spirits but I hate wine so that leaves spirits. With spirits you either have a mixer or neat. Now neat is good for getting hammered but mixers are usually fizzy apart from, like Orange juice. Now, I like Orange Juice and I'll happily have Vodka and Orange but if I am just chilling with my friends why both with the Vodka? I'm not going to drink enough to get hammered anyway.
So these days most of the time I just get a J2O and enjoy that. Which is cheaper than alcohol and less damaging to my liver, and I am happy with this state of affairs.
I can't drink fizzy drinks because it makes my gums burn as if the fiery lava of Mount Doom had been injected directly into them. So I have to drink wine or spirits but I hate wine so that leaves spirits. With spirits you either have a mixer or neat. Now neat is good for getting hammered but mixers are usually fizzy apart from, like Orange juice. Now, I like Orange Juice and I'll happily have Vodka and Orange but if I am just chilling with my friends why both with the Vodka? I'm not going to drink enough to get hammered anyway.
So these days most of the time I just get a J2O and enjoy that. Which is cheaper than alcohol and less damaging to my liver, and I am happy with this state of affairs.
But I wish people wouldn't give me shit for it.
They give you shit because you're a pussy.
Nah i'm kidding, if you don't want to drink then don't drink. We're not kids anymore so getting drunk doesn't prove how grown up we are.
I don't have finals until the 13th. ofocurse i might have two finals at basically the same time! So ha! i win the stress of finals test. I also have another on the 14th (if not two in the same day) and then the 15th and 16th. And a 7 page written assignment tuesday and classes all day Monday and blah blah blah, i should not be posting right now is what i am saying.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
Stupid teenagers getting hammered drunk.
16 year old girls showing up at work at 2 a.m on a Friday night for a feed, clothes all messed up, makeup smeared and shit.
"Ha hah haha ha we're so drunk ohmygod!!"
"You have a shift in 10 hours. Better get home and get cleaned up."
"Nah we're rolling on to this other party, gonna drink 'til I pass out haha HA HA ha ha!!!"
"Enjoy your date rape."
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
I have a super power that i get from being overweight. I cannot get drunk. I try every New Years and by the time I start getting a buzz going everyone else is passed out drunk.
this one time i was looking for a way to clean out my system so I fried a pound of ground beef in a frying pan and threw it into a bowl with an entire bottle of barbecue sauce and stirred it and ate it with a spoon
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Once was the first time I ever drank had a mudslide, two screwdrivers and 2 hard ciders in a two hour period on an empty stomach.
Second time I haze 6 glasses of wine over about an hour.
Third time I had 1 beer and 2 shots of tequila and ended up puking shortly after the second shot hit my stomach.
Then there was the time I thought I might be sick from drinking but it turns out I got a bacterial gastroenteritis from my microlab and ended up in the hospital for 2 and a half days. That one doesn't count.
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a final? I have three
i hate you
Just one more board exam in 3 years and I am free of tests for 10 years.
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That's pretty smart.
Thanks, my wallet tends to think so too!
They give you shit because you're a pussy.
in the same week?
that's shitty
i have two next week but that gives me time to prep so it's ok
they say "you don't drink?" and I say "nah, I don't like alchohol" and they say "okay" and life proceeds quite pleasantly
yes
first one is tomorrow
last class was thursday
of course tomorrow's is my hardest
so I am posting
while studying
and simultaneously wrecking my diet with terrible exam food
16 year old girls showing up at work at 2 a.m on a Friday night for a feed, clothes all messed up, makeup smeared and shit.
"Ha hah haha ha we're so drunk ohmygod!!"
"You have a shift in 10 hours. Better get home and get cleaned up."
"Nah we're rolling on to this other party, gonna drink 'til I pass out haha HA HA ha ha!!!"
"Enjoy your date rape."
t-thanks? I think?
I'm not sure how to feel about it.
Omega Tofu Ninja actually gave me the best idea that I have tried. Soak gummy bears in everclear overnight and WHAM alcoholic gummies.
i've never taken a shot of straight everclear
and i plan on keeping it that way forever
You disappoint me Crwth.
Not voluntarily anyway.
Long story short we had to call the ambulance to make sure she was alright
"It may be too early for drinking, but it's never too early to think about drinking."
- Perry Cox, M.D.
On that note, it's good to have the forums back.
it was delicious
and got the job done
that is exactly what happens when you have a colonoscopy, only fried beef tastes better
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Cool. What was the article about? Robot ladies?