they are so depressed they can hardly ever get up the desire to bone
The females are only in heat for 72 hours a year, the males have tiny penises and the only effective mating position is so exact that many males don't even know how to assume it
Between human destruction of their habitat and nature itself conspiring against them, the poor females are pretty much fucked
I heard that Bamboo is like, the worst food for Pandas in their habitat but they eat it all the time because they are incapable of catching anything else. This may not be true (I think it is though) but it fits given how useless they are the rest of the time.
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edited December 2010
koalas and giant pandas are pretty much stoned all the time
they are so depressed they can hardly ever get up the desire to bone
The females are only in heat for 72 hours a year, the males have tiny penises and the only effective mating position is so exact that many males don't even know how to assume it
Between human destruction of their habitat and nature itself conspiring against them, the poor females are pretty much fucked
...or not, and that's the problem
eddie, baby, there's no need to get all educatey when jokes are going on.
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they are so depressed they can hardly ever get up the desire to bone
The females are only in heat for 72 hours a year, the males have tiny penises and the only effective mating position is so exact that many males don't even know how to assume it
Between human destruction of their habitat and nature itself conspiring against them, the poor females are pretty much fucked
...or not, and that's the problem
dang it evolution, what have you done to these poor animals
I heard that Bamboo is like, the worst food for Pandas in their habitat but they eat it all the time because they are incapable of catching anything else. This may not be true (I think it is though) but it fits given how useless they are the rest of the time.
uh, no
this is blatantly wrong
they're adapted to eat primarily bamboo
they've evolved specifically for a bamboo diet, including but not limited to the radial sesamoid evolving to a thumblike (emphasis because it's not an actual digit) structure that helps it grasp bamboo for eating as well as it's large size (reducing surface area to conserve heat due to its low metabolism) and modified jaw muscles that allow it to chew the very tough, fibrous bamboo compared to the majority of other ursidae
I heard that Bamboo is like, the worst food for Pandas in their habitat but they eat it all the time because they are incapable of catching anything else. This may not be true (I think it is though) but it fits given how useless they are the rest of the time.
uh, no
this is blatantly wrong
they're adapted to eat primarily bamboo
they've evolved specifically for a bamboo diet, including but not limited to the radial sesamoid evolving to a thumblike (emphasis because it's not an actual digit) structure that helps it grasp bamboo for eating as well as it's large size (reducing surface area to conserve heat due to its low metabolism) and modified jaw muscles that allow it to chew the very tough, fibrous bamboo compared to the majority of other ursidae
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they are so depressed they can hardly ever get up the desire to bone
bamboo faq
That cat is thinking of nothing but violence.
I say this as a man woken up at 3am this morning with two paws full of hate buried in my left calf...
The females are only in heat for 72 hours a year, the males have tiny penises and the only effective mating position is so exact that many males don't even know how to assume it
Between human destruction of their habitat and nature itself conspiring against them, the poor females are pretty much fucked
...or not, and that's the problem
Want.
where's the birth certificate faq
I would amazingly rather be half irish than half bamboo.
Koala's must have wonderful breath
All that Eucaplyptus they eat.
eddie, baby, there's no need to get all educatey when jokes are going on.
also, i got my license today (finally), i found literally the perfect gift for a friend randomly at a grocery store, i have a ballin fucking deep elf wizard currently alive in DCSS, and this girl and i decided i am in fact her Boyfriend, which clears up a lot of stuff and doesn't feel too bad either
yeeee
dang it evolution, what have you done to these poor animals
it all makes sense!
The part that isn't taking its kids to an outhouse for a nice family dinner of eating shit.
uh, no
this is blatantly wrong
they're adapted to eat primarily bamboo
they've evolved specifically for a bamboo diet, including but not limited to the radial sesamoid evolving to a thumblike (emphasis because it's not an actual digit) structure that helps it grasp bamboo for eating as well as it's large size (reducing surface area to conserve heat due to its low metabolism) and modified jaw muscles that allow it to chew the very tough, fibrous bamboo compared to the majority of other ursidae
Thanks for ruining my dreams Druhim.
:P
They are still pretty incapable animals though.
Maybe make some sexy panda porn to make them more horny.
Or some work-out vids to help them become more active.
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I may be getting a contracting job in Australia.
I am slightly terrified of this possibility.
Also the only reason pandas are still around is because they're cute.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Satans..... hints.....
Which is, I think, is an even more awesomely hardcore statement
Like, damn
That Blake T is a tough motherfucker
He a dead animal
... I don't know where I'm going with this.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Yeah well if you're going to abduct tanned hermits and force them to share a bed with you
You reap what you sow, that's all I'm gonna say
majority of conservation efforts focused on charismatic megafauna
news at 11
Alt post: http://www.theonion.com/video/bird-hunted-to-near-extinction-due-to-infuriating,18345/
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Satans..... hints.....