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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You and your buddies tied up and frantically trying to escape

    Finally resorting to biting her in desperation

    Edcrab on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darth, why would you be terrified?

    The animals aside, it's the thought of living in a whole other country, a continent, without knowing anyone except some co-workers and some online people.

    I don't even know where I would be living, city or boondocks; I like the countryside and all, but Daddy needs the occasional pub-crawl.

    Darth Waiter on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darth, why would you be terrified?

    The animals aside, it's the thought of living in a whole other country, a continent, without knowing anyone except some co-workers and some online people.

    I don't even know where I would be living, city or boondocks; I like the countryside and all, but Daddy needs the occasional pub-crawl.

    You're worried about having access to pubs in Australia?

    Druhim on
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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i like NERD's latest album

    there are a lot of songs on here that I like


    they could be aptly described as being "my jams"

    SoaL on
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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Because Australia is full of deadly animals everywhere.

    Also the only reason pandas are still around is because they're cute.


    I am never never never never going to Australia.

    monsterror on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darth, why would you be terrified?

    The animals aside, it's the thought of living in a whole other country, a continent, without knowing anyone except some co-workers and some online people.

    I don't even know where I would be living, city or boondocks; I like the countryside and all, but Daddy needs the occasional pub-crawl.

    You're worried about having access to pubs in Australia?

    Maybe he's just worried about the quality of the booze.

    Because Fosters gives the Australian's a bad name.

    Karl on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i imagine australia to be a lot like texas

    hot, unpleasant, local fauna can be a pain in the ass, everybody drinks to excess, and nobody likes brown people

    so i think darth will be just fine

    Dead Legend on
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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    monsterror wrote: »
    Because Australia is full of deadly animals everywhere.

    Also the only reason pandas are still around is because they're cute.


    I am never never never never going to Australia.

    I see what that points to and I'm not clicking it.. but that's one reason why I probably can't go to Australia.
    I can barely handle the spiders I see here in Washington
    /wimp

    skettios on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the spiders in washington are probably some sissy pbr drinking things

    can they even necrotize flesh?

    probably not

    goddamn sissies

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i imagine australia to be a lot like texas

    hot, unpleasant, local fauna can be a pain in the ass, everybody drinks to excess, and nobody likes brown people

    so i think darth will be just fine

    Sounds about right, but with a lot more spiders than Texas soooooo

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the spiders in washington are probably some sissy pbr drinking things

    can they even necrotize flesh?

    probably not

    goddamn sissies

    They are! I have no reason to be scared of them, but I am! :P

    skettios on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    and at the same time, less guns

    i can see why it would be terrifying

    but i can't see it being that big a deal considering how many black widows, brown recluses, and scorpions i've encountered at the ranch.

    also, today is the day where i set cross canadian ragweed - dimebag on loop for about an hour

    rip darrell

    Dead Legend on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Black widows, brown recluses

    Why do all these spiders sound like racist slurs

    Edcrab on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i imagine australia to be a lot like texas

    hot, unpleasant, local fauna can be a pain in the ass, everybody drinks to excess, and nobody likes brown people

    so i think darth will be just fine

    You really know how to make a girl feel at home.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i imagine australia to be a lot like texas

    hot, unpleasant, local fauna can be a pain in the ass, everybody drinks to excess, and nobody likes brown people

    so i think darth will be just fine

    You really know how to make a girl feel at home.

    listen baby, if you were my girl i'd rub your feet until you fell asleep after work

    Dead Legend on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i imagine australia to be a lot like texas

    hot, unpleasant, local fauna can be a pain in the ass, everybody drinks to excess, and nobody likes brown people

    so i think darth will be just fine

    You really know how to make a girl feel at home.

    listen baby, if you were my girl i'd rub your feet until you fell asleep after work

    For which I have a shift at a steakhouse in an hour.

    Yay, new job that doesn't require me to drive 45 minutes each way to earn only gas money.

    Darth Waiter on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    huntsman spiders are proof that man is not meant to live below the tropic of cancer

    Tossrock on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i imagine australia to be a lot like texas

    hot, unpleasant, local fauna can be a pain in the ass, everybody drinks to excess, and nobody likes brown people

    so i think darth will be just fine

    You really know how to make a girl feel at home.

    listen baby, if you were my girl i'd rub your feet until you fell asleep after work

    For which I have a shift at a steakhouse in an hour.

    Yay, new job that doesn't require me to drive 45 minutes each way to earn only gas money.

    and yet, i am being bombarded with tales that the owner is going to sell the bar, where i will be out a job.

    but a new bar will be opening up across the square, and they pay their bouncers $8.50/hr plus a .25 raise for every semester put in.

    that is pretty exciting, i don't even care if we don't close, i may just work there.

    Dead Legend on
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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    go for it!

    skettios on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    but i do really like the people i work with

    so if the bar closes it will be a non-issue.

    if the bar doesn't close then oh well. but the owner has been trying to sell the place since i started there and hasn't made any headway, i don't know why this time would be any different than the other times there was fear of being sold.

    Dead Legend on
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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Working at a bar is something else, it's the best of times and the worst of times all wrapped up, the stories are well worth the stress though.

    Jigrah on
  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    aaah ya, actually getting along with your coworkers is def a plus.

    skettios on
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I know I'm a little late to the conversation but guys australia isn't a real place

    see this map

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    T4CT on
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The map even says "the world."

    It must be legit.

    KetBra on
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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you know it's legit because the map has a border

    T4CT on
  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Apparently the world makes up for its lack of Australia with a second Greenland and Iceland.

    That shows us exactly how much is Australia worth.

    Or would be if it was real.

    Mayday on
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT FACT: Greenland is the only known country where it's negaself is on the same plane of existence as the one we know and love

    T4CT on
  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    T4CT FACT: Greenland is the only known country where it's negaself is on the same plane of existence as the one we know and love

    Haha, gotcha!
    You forgot Poland! Ummmm, I mean, Iceland.

    Mayday on
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that two greenland thing is actually there on the map

    someone just fucked up on the wraparound i guess

    australia point still stands

    or rather

    doesn't

    can't stand if you don't exist

    T4CT on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dee dub why do you have the opportunity to move?

    Blake T on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok guys, karaoke song ideas

    Go

    Grey Ghost on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Ok guys, karaoke song ideas

    Go

    A Capella Derezzed

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Ok guys, karaoke song ideas

    Go

    Ballroom blitz

    Spoken word version of Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend

    Straightzi on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    okay yes Ballroom Blitz

    Antimatter on
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Party everyday

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanks to playing poker over at Neville's place, I now know how to make money on Texas Hold 'Em in Red Dead Redemption.

    Weaver on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    blues brothers

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Thanks to playing poker over at Neville's place, I now know how to make money on Texas Hold 'Em in Red Dead Redemption.

    did you shoot chris and take his money

    did you shoot chris

    PiptheFair on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Thanks to playing poker over at Neville's place, I now know how to make money on Texas Hold 'Em in Red Dead Redemption.

    did you shoot chris and take his money

    did you shoot chris

    Honestly, at first the folk thought I was pretending that I'd never played poker, because I was having really great luck while being taught, and my first few hands, and then again they were surprised when I went out after my buy-back because I wasn't pissed. I've calmed down a whole lot.

    Weaver on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Thanks to playing poker over at Neville's place, I now know how to make money on Texas Hold 'Em in Red Dead Redemption.

    did you shoot chris and take his money

    did you shoot chris

    Stop sounding so hopeful :(

    neville on
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