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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I love pet/house sitting!

    Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it

    There is a cat behind me right now. in this chair.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I pooped so much just now.

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  • melting_dollmelting_doll Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I pooped so much just now.

    My man friend likes to text me while it's coming out...What's with dudes and their poop?

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    I pooped so much just now.

    My man friend likes to text me while it's coming out...What's with dudes and their poop?

    Hey hey hey, don't drag the entire male gender into this because of MT and your fucking gross friend!

    Personally, I hate engaging in any sort of communication in any kind of bathroom setting. I don't want to talk on the phone (and have contempt for those that do), I don't want to text, I don't want someone to knock on the door and try to talk to me for any reason of less import than the building being on fire, and above all I don't want anyone to try to strike up a conversation with me while I'm pissing at a urinal!

    If I'm in the middle of excreting anything from my body, take it as a sign that I am busy, so fuck off!

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  • melting_dollmelting_doll Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    haha, but what if you're vomiting and need someone to hold your gorgeous locks back?

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    :lol:

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  • SiegfriedSiegfried Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Flay wrote: »
    Guys, House of Leaves is pretty brilliant. It's like the Blair Witch Project if it was a book, and also intelligently written and had character development. Although I'm not very far in to it yet, so maybe that'll change.

    YES I loved that book.

    Also interesting sex anecdotes.

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    Kochikens wrote:
    My fav is when I can get my kiss on with other dudes.
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    haha, but what if you're vomiting and need someone to hold your gorgeous locks back?

    They can shove a scrunchie under the bathroom door if they're that concerned.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Maaaan, throwing up is like the worst feeling to me. I hate it so much. Being really nauseous is also one of the worst feelings. I'd rather be in a comparable amount of pain than be nauseous.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Being a tiny person makes throwing up/dry heaving a terrible affair that leaves me exhausted and usually uncontrollably shaking on the floor wishing for death. But, I've had two intestinal infections that took the cake on the being in pain thing, it also fucked up all my eating, and I love food so much that it was like the worst.

    Nice vomity infectiony totp

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I usually just puke and get it over with. I would rather purge than roll around feeling miserable for hours only to puke anyway.

    Temporary topic shift maneuver: I'm on the fence about doing the resolutions thread this year. On the one hand, I'm basically doing it already, on the other, I usually don't collect my drawings until Sunday evening, and I don't want to constantly be bumping the thread late.

    [Edit] Someone think of a good name for this thread to send it out on. I didn't even notice until last week that I was technically the thread author. I've failed the system.

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  • melting_dollmelting_doll Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I had an ulcer a few years ago, and even before then, eating too late or eating the wrong foods ruins me. I throw up probably on an average of once a week. During a particularly bad week, I will wake up multiple times throughout the night in terrible pain because my stomach is empty and the acids are wrecking my insides! So I have to grab whatever I have in the house at 3am I don't have to cook which is usually bread, which has wheat, which can make me nauseous if I lay down after eating.

    There's so much fun in having no health insurance, I'll tell you!


    edit: Fug, just be like me and update once a month like I probably will be!

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    MD, That all sounds terrible D:

    Fug, just keep your thread updated. If you're already doing it you're winning at art anyways.

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You guys are all disgusting.

    rts on
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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    When cake throws up it's strictly for pleasure.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ugh. Why do I have to be so goddamn tall...

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Ugh. Why do I have to be so goddamn tall...

    You hail from a long line of dunk-slammers?

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ugh. Why do I have to be so goddamn tall...

    I ask myself the same all the time. Added to that list is handsome and well-endowed.
    It's tough.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know it's a dumb thing to complain about, but it really makes me self conscious. Who ever heard of a 6'3" tall woman. I am going to stand out like the sorest thumb.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You guys my be interested in this blog: http://vivianmaier.blogspot.com/

    Apparently all of the photos there were discovered after her death and damn some of them are fantastic.

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    59-1805.jpg

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    ddv, Models are usually on the tall end, actually. Some being in the 5'11 range and up.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know girls who are around that height...and Iruka's right - models tend to be on the tall end. It's not unheard of! Don't be so self-conscious about it. :) Almost everybody "sticks out" for one reason or another...it's what makes us individuals!

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That makes me feel a little better.

    I think I'm getting closer to putting together the things I want to ask...

    I saw someone around here (on the boards - at least I think) recommend a book specifically for trans women who are just starting to learn about all these new things. I am going to buy that book if I can find it. Or maybe it was my therapist. Or maybe someone else.

    I am going to go see if I can find anything. (thank you for cheering me up!)
    I will try not to just post complaints and whiny things here. Sorry!

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    You might want to try out the Savage Love podcast, Dan Savage doles out alot of general sex advice, particularly to gay men, but hes entertaining and looks at alot of sexual diversity as normal. Its not going to be as helpful as books, but its a nice way to just get the discussion in your head and feel less isolated!

    And of course, the whole forum supports you.

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  • SiegfriedSiegfried Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tall women are sexy imo.

    It doesn't help that I'm 6'5" probably.

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    Kochikens wrote:
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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I would like a girl who is just taller than me, so she can walk in from of me and catch all the cobwebs.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I actually don't think I could have a relationship with a girl who was significantly taller than me.
    My ego can handle a fair bit, but emasculation is not one of them.

    Mustang on
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Mustang wrote: »
    My ego can handle a fair bit, but emasculation is not one of them.

    Good luck with that daughter of yours!

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Mustang wrote: »
    My ego can handle a fair bit, but emasculation is not one of them.

    Good luck with that daughter of yours!

    Mars, it's not nice to threateningly imply that you secretly plan to get Mustang's daughter hooked on horse steroids as she grows up just to make him feel extremely uncomfortable.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh, I didn't mean to imply that.
    I thought it was explicit.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The best thing about really tall girls is looooooooong jackets.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, suddenly I feel like a Kindle would be something that I'd love to have. The ability to read in public without people being able to see what it is I'm reading from the bookjacket.

    I hear they are down to $140.

    Hmmm.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The latest Kindle has a better screen, but I still think the Nook is better because of its EPUB standard support. The fact that the Kindle doesn't is a deal breaker.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mustang wrote: »
    My ego can handle a fair bit, but emasculation is not one of them.

    Good luck with that daughter of yours!

    She is the exception to the rule.

    Mustang on
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    As long as you can beat them in a fight, I don't see why a thing like vertical prowess would matter.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    :lol: Words to live by.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't see why a thing like vertical prowess would matter.

    It just doesn't look or feel right.

    syd-5fs9r1h8fc8vm53za0o_layout.jpg

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This one seems pretty well recommended.

    I suppose it's unlikely that anyone here has read it.

    e: Dude, Tom Cruise is like 5'5", isn't he? It's not that girl's fault.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Don't get me wrong if you're comfortable with it, that's great, but dating a taller chick is not for me...plus I'm married, so dating is one of those things that I shouldn't really do.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Mustang wrote: »
    Mustang wrote: »
    My ego can handle a fair bit, but emasculation is not one of them.

    Good luck with that daughter of yours!

    She is the exception to the rule.

    You just wait until she gets her driver's license!

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