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MINECRAFT: OH FUCK YOU SPIDER

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    we should start a petition

    BRING BACK THE SLIMES, NOTCH

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my petition is Valve smells

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Once he puts precipitation back in the game he could also throw in slime rain

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    inseparable, and content with their lot.
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    bok bok bok

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    HAH!

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    my petition is Valve smells

    nope! I took a shower like two hours ago and now I smell like apples 8-)

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  • TimmyTimmy Rank: Major Floating in my tin can.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man, I love slimes and miss them really bad. I used to try and lead the pruned down ones up to the surface to follow me around like a pet.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I also miss slimes

    they were the one mob I didn't dread seeing in a dark cavern

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    man, one of those nights where you're not down for more than like 30 minutes at a time before waking up

    blurgh

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  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I was dabbling in some minecraft modding and I was wondering, what's the server mod you guys use that makes trees go poof when you remove all the wood? It doesn't seem to be a part of the basic Hey0 or any of the associated plugins listed in the OP.

    EDIT: Nevermind, I found it in a list of Hey0 plugins. If anyone else is interested it's called LeafDropper.

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  • hiartbillhiartbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    woo wrote a parser to turn the stats .txt files into .xml (just so they're easier to work with).

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    haha check this out

    http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/2010/will-i-ever-play-minecraft-again/

    after complaining for paragraph after paragraph, it turns out the idiot forgot his own username

    now, while minecraft's support is lacking, and e-mails do get lost (which is understandable, given how many he gets a day), this guy FORGOT HIS OWN ACCOUNT NAME and then proceeded to complain

    then when it's all sorted, what does he do? apologize? naw

    2 lines of "it's sorted" without any other explanation



    related: bill are you really quitting minecraft? aw! I saw you were pissed at Notch, why?

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  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    Debating on whether or not I should put this in the OP.

    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197983720215

    That's my steam profile page. I guess those numbers mean that Nuka was taken. I have no plans on quitting Minecraft any time soon like Bill is, but as of right now I find my interests sandwiched between this and The Sims.

    I keep The Sims in my steam list so if something happens you guys can just message me and I'll be there to deal with it. (The Sims is a pretty hefty program though so just be patient.)

    [strike]Oh and I guess we're not on peaceful mode anymore? I wasn't aware of the change but just be careful guys.
    I got a whole mess of seeds if anyone needs to get started on their farm right away.[/strike] Or not, Bill was just messing with settings, still be careful.

    This is like pages late but you have to go into your profile settings to set a custom URL.

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  • hiartbillhiartbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    haha check this out

    http://www.gamingdaily.co.uk/2010/will-i-ever-play-minecraft-again/

    after complaining for paragraph after paragraph, it turns out the idiot forgot his own username

    now, while minecraft's support is lacking, and e-mails do get lost (which is understandable, given how many he gets a day), this guy FORGOT HIS OWN ACCOUNT NAME and then proceeded to complain

    then when it's all sorted, what does he do? apologize? naw

    2 lines of "it's sorted" without any other explanation



    related: bill are you really quitting minecraft? aw! I saw you were pissed at Notch, why?

    2 words: Halloween update.

    Anyways, I'm not entirely gone yet, I still have a few things to finish up. I've installed Cataclysm though, and fully intend to get re-addicted to that on Friday :)

    In other news: screw Javascript. I'm going to use PHP instead.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wooo php

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i don't understand what went so horrendously wrong with the halloween update that you'd write off the game :<

    he broke some stuff, yes

    but he is fixing it, and improving the game

    it just seems like such an unnecessary move on your part

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    if i were bill id be pretty sick of having to rebuild my server and jump through twenty hoops to get things running again every time there's an update

    which is like every week

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    if i were bill id be pretty sick of having to rebuild my server and jump through twenty hoops to get things running again every time there's an update

    which is like every week

    this.
    plus him using the money from minecraft to hire devs to work on projects other than minecraft... i'm slightly bitter..

    I still enjoy minecraft, but running a server is a chore.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bill keeps a great server, it is true, although I feel a lot of the stuff he has on there is unnecessary. A lot of it is great, but he says mods cause a lot of problems, and there's a few mods that are a little silly, like stargate or the minecart one, plus others

    and who said notch's company has to work on just minecraft? Granted that he said he's use the money to work on minecraft, and he is, but he's under zero obligation to ONLY work on minecraft. You paid for minecraft, you got minecraft, forever. What he chooses to do with the money after that is his business.

    and it's an old argument, but it's an alpha, it's barebones and it's not going to work perfectly

    do i think he's kind of slacking off? yup

    is notch getting a little egotistical? maybe a little yup

    but he's also trying to start up a multi-person company and deal with his life

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  • hiartbillhiartbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    bill keeps a great server, it is true, although I feel a lot of the stuff he has on there is unnecessary. A lot of it is great, but he says mods cause a lot of problems, and there's a few mods that are a little silly, like stargate or the minecart one, plus others
    <snip boring notch stuff>

    Every mod currently enabled has proven to not cause stability issues. I don't jump on new versions, I tend to wait and see if the people who do jump on them have problems or not. I have no doubt that every mod we're using right now has zero effect on the server other than to increase CPU load (which is not a concern with the new VPS). Stargate isn't even enabled because it was causing issues :(

    As to what went horrendously wrong with Halloween, the only major thing was the significantly increased requirements to run a server, for absolutely zero additional content besides biomes (wheeee). And some new blocks, I guess. If he ever allowed the option for clients and servers to roll-back to pre-halloween, I bet many would. The content he added is not worth the unplayability many servers suffered.

    Edit: But hey, at least he fixed minecarts (on the third try). Oh, and him breaking leaves led to the creation of LeafDropper, which is a far better implementation than he will ever have. So I guess it's not ALL bad.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    see all the complaining, and then the insert of "boring notch stuff" tells me you're less looking at what's actually going on and more expressing a vendetta against notch

    which you're allowed to do I guess, but it's very petty

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    love singleplayer



    except for that time when I thought the update might corrupt my save

    but so far that's been it

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What is this I don't even

    From Notch's twatter

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  • hiartbillhiartbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    see all the complaining, and then the insert of "boring notch stuff" tells me you're less looking at what's actually going on and more expressing a vendetta against notch

    which you're allowed to do I guess, but it's very petty

    I snipped that out specifically to avoid another Notch argument starting up. I'm not fond of the guy, but my views regarding what the Halloween update did to SMP are pretty well backed by facts. It was just a terrible, terrible thing, and should never have happened (in that form).

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If he makes you so you can play a pipe organ

    well

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I got the larger biomes mod and made my biomes SUPER HUGE, so I think I may start my nomadic quest tonight.

    Really wish Minecraft didn't freeze every 5 minutes though.

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  • TwixxoTwixxo the Lovebot Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I <3 you all.

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  • hiartbillhiartbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nuka, your message box is full :( I was going to tell you about MC1017. Seems like that would be the easiest way to implement a memory door (I'd use two pressure plates).

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  • hiartbillhiartbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ummmm I may have been messing around with php when the server decided to crap out. maaayyy have been my doing. maybe. lemme see about fixing it...

    edit: apparently whatever I did completely borked the network on the VPS :lol:, I'm going to have to just restart it.

    edit2: well, whenever I get a chance to gracefully reboot it (saving and shutting down the map etc. etc.). maybe I'll work on the php with my own machine... or maybe that other vps I have...

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Biiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Where is my single-player save file? In the %APPDATA% folder?

    I wants it so I can format C:\

    Again.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Do a search for .minecraft on your computer. It's in there.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanks!

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Every time I ever try to join a multiplayer game I just appear in a giant empty skybox with no terrain of any kind, but usually at least a few mobs. Anyone know what might be going on with that?

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    you tried /spawn?

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Not at all. Is that something you usually have to do? My friend who made a server said he could see me, but I couldn't see him or do anything at all. I'm gonna try that and see what happens.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The chunks aren't loading wherever you are, that is why you spawn into nothingness. I hope that /spawn works for you.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I assume I'm just meant to type it into chat? Because that didn't work. Considering I timed out after like 2 minutes I assume it's just general internet poopyness and I'll try once I get home and the internet doesn't go through 15 security filters before it's allowed to pick its own nose.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah you're right on how to do it, and you should just wait until you get back.

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  • hiartbillhiartbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rudimentary stats lookup: http://www.hiartbill.com/ Use ze input field and submit button. It's case-sensitive and doesn't auto-refresh (it does compute the most up-to-date stats when you manually refresh, but I just need to get some sort of script going to do it automatically).

    I'll merge everyone into one table at some point, and then let you click on your name to get detailed stats (the plugin tracks everything down to the actual item IDs, I just summed them up for easy display).

    Also, the Stats plugin is disabled currently as I jumped the gun on updating, and it actually requires an unreleased version of hMod. Oops.

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