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MSPA: On a mission to destroy the original source of St. Patrick's Day

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am 90% sure those are button eyes and she is a limp non-human yes-doll

    IT'S A TEA PARTY HE'S HAVING A TEA PARTY

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  • MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that's jade's dead grandma, you insensitive fuck

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh man Tavros

    Jade is going to have words to say to you

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I am 90% sure those are button eyes and she is a limp non-human yes-doll

    IT'S A TEA PARTY HE'S HAVING A TEA PARTY

    she's a native of the lotus land


    centuries of inbreeding can ravage a person

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I love that something got stuck in a cake again
    it's been four acts since we've seen that

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Oh man Tavros

    Jade is going to have words to say to you

    Jade will yell at Tavros, and then Tavros will cry.

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    And then Vriska will see him crying and laaaaauuuuuuuugggggghhhh and so will everyone else and Tavros will spiral into a never-ending cycle of depression and self loathing

    Although really Grandpa Jade, why the fuck did you leave the three year old alone with your loaded pistols?

    Ya got what you deserved


    edit: Ha ha, that's perfect Bear

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  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    welp


    Yes yes, this is good.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    you mean tavros hasn't already spiraled into a never-ending cycle of depression and self-loathing?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god why is jade's dead grandpa having lunch with a real doll

    you don't get many visitors on an isolated pacific island

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hehehe

    (fuck you, Vriska)

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Although really Grandpa Jade, why the fuck did you leave the three year old alone with your loaded pistols?

    Ya got what you deserved
    It's a Harley family tradition to get accidentally killed by your offspring dual-wielding flintlock pistols, teaching the next generation the important lesson to never let an infant dual-wield flintlock pistols, which they will promptly ignore.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This update is very D:

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Lexxy wrote: »
    hehehe

    (fuck you, Vriska)

    What

    is

    this.

    This. Is. Blasphemy.

    WE HAVE A SINNER.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    vriska is the worst troll

    2nd worst is eridan

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    THIS THREAD IS FULL OF SINNERS

    REPENT!

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grandpa is just getting his come uppance from killing Colonel Sassacre

    He robbed the world of so much laughter

    So much

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  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh god

    This update D:

    I just don't get why Tarvos though he was a felon...? Do troll convicts dine on fine wine and wear bowties?

    also, Lexxy loathing Vriska is such old news! It's not even news!

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  • SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Must say I prefer a dead Grandpa with a live dreamself to a dead Jade with a dead dreamself.
    And PAP SHOOSH NAK and DOOF have all been in one update, thankyou Hussie, now I can die happy :whistle:

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh god

    This update D:

    I just don't get why Tarvos though he was a felon...? Do troll convicts dine on fine wine and wear bowties?

    also, Lexxy loathing Vriska is such old news! It's not even news!

    They don't understand the concept of parents, so an older person hanging around = felon trying to steal shit. Karkat mentioned this when chatting with John at one point.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also, Lexxy loathing Vriska is such old news! It's not even news!

    To be honest, I don't really disagree with anyone for hating Vriska. I mean, I did, for the longest time. I just find her fun to read about.

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  • SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait, if the terrible thing that Tavros mentioned was his Lusus dying, a parental figure of sorts, and then he learns he killed Jade's parental figure...

    Okay now I feel a little sorry for him.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh god

    This update D:

    I just don't get why Tarvos though he was a felon...? Do troll convicts dine on fine wine and wear bowties?

    also, Lexxy loathing Vriska is such old news! It's not even news!

    Troll adults don't live with troll children on the planet, so assuming he was a criminal of some sort makes sense.

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  • MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    more like lord_aslowdeus

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  • SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Last post of the night

    Seeing your dog warping out of nowhere with a firing gun pointed at your chest would be a pretty shitty moment. Especially seeing as Grandpa was raised by Harley as a child...
    Worst death ever?

    A combination of parent, lifelong friend, and pet, appearing without warning and killing you with your own guns.
    Damn.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No, it could always be worse.

    Maybe the bullet doesn't kill him. Maybe it just wounds him.

    Maybe Tavros, thinking he's just stopping a criminal, commands Beq to maul him to death.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    More adorableness from the fan art thread:
    emesis wrote:
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    e: And here's another denizen by that awesome guy:
    ursca wrote:
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  • SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No, it could always be worse.

    Maybe the bullet doesn't kill him. Maybe it just wounds him.

    Maybe Tavros, thinking he's just stopping a criminal, commands Beq to maul him to death.

    Oh geez I didn't wanna read that last thing before sleep
    Now my dreams will be Grandpa Harley trying to fend off a psychotic Bec, sustaining a fatal mauling to the arm and slowly bleeding to death while he watches
    Little Jade walks over the crest of the hill, and sees Grandpa lying in a pool of his blood
    Grandpa reaches out his good arm, and opens his mouth to speak his last words, 'I love you'
    But his strength fails him, and he slumps to the ground, as Jade runs to his side, and her tears fall to the grass
    Jade looks, confused, at Bec, who is sat, emotionless as ever, staring at the pair


    Hey wait I thought you couldn't give commands to Guardians?

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No, it could always be worse.

    Maybe the bullet doesn't kill him. Maybe it just wounds him.

    Maybe Tavros, thinking he's just stopping a criminal, commands Beq to maul him to death.

    Jade then kills herself anyway. She has been a ghost the whole time!

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It might not have been a command. Maybe Tavros just used his communing abilities to talk to bec, be all "hey by the way might wanna save Jade's life".

    I mean Terezi didn't exactly command Scratch to blow off Vriska's arm, she just provided him with some info.

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  • EricsErics Charming to the last Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hahaha this most recent update. Kind of sad but also hilarious.


    doof :T nag

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah, Tavros isn't like Vriska, he doesn't command beasts, he communes.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh my god TAVROS

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tavros is clearly a psychotic murder. He's a better match for Vriska than we thought.


    e: Lexxy you ninja edited some sweet arts up there I saw it.

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  • EricsErics Charming to the last Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Life lessons from Tavros: Wrigglers shouldn't dual wield flintlock pistols.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dammit Lexxy I was going to post the picture of Typhus

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Erics wrote: »
    Life lessons from Tavros: Wrigglers shouldn't dual wield flintlock pistols.

    Everything I needed to know I learned from Tavros.

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  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It might not have been a command. Maybe Tavros just used his communing abilities to talk to bec, be all "hey by the way might wanna save Jade's life".

    I mean Terezi didn't exactly command Scratch to blow off Vriska's arm, she just provided him with some info.

    Ah, this is a good point.

    So maybe Tarvos isn't quite at as much fault as I once thought.

    However, that does seem to run against the double mobius psychic reacharound that blinded Terezi.

    I don't think that a manipul8'd Tarvos would really present a persuasive enough argument to Terezi's dragon Lusus that would convince her to blind Terezi. Unless she really wanted to all along!?!

    Wow, troll psychics sure are weird!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Punk John.

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    Wish I had a scanner.

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