Test O-M-343: SCP-343 breached containment only to reappear next to Blade, and attempted to initiate a high five. Blade left him hanging, and commented "I don't believe in you.". SCP-343 immediately vanished, and is now listed as decommissioned.
Test WTF-LOL-BBQ: Soundly humiliated SCP-076-2 by pulling a katana from another dimension, then having said katana pull another, smaller katana out of a different dimension.
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
Find yourself in a dream where the final tone of the doorbell sounds a war call from above and the sky splits like a beatles wing, and the shadow cast on the earth begins to split apart and each tiny piece of darkness is a form to consume us.
i can actaully control my actions in dreams, not to a great degree though. nine times out of ten i am aware i am dreaming unless it is a dream of something i honestly want, that seems to be the only time I'm unaware.
On the plus side, terrible dreams have little impact, but good dreams often lead to disappointing mornings.
i can actaully control my actions in dreams, not to a great degree though. nine times out of ten i am aware i am dreaming unless it is a dream of something i honestly want, that seems to be the only time I'm unaware.
On the plus side, terrible dreams have little impact, but good dreams often lead to disappointing mornings.
It is not uncommon for me to dream about coming into a lot of money, or meeting the love of my life, or other things people want, and then slowly as the dream unfolds I realize I'm probably dreaming, and then I start to think 'ohpleaseohplease don't be dreaming don't be dreaming'
and then I wake up depressed for the rest of the day
About once a year I will have a dream where I find a thing I thought very highly of and accidentally lost as a child.
Or I will find myself with the means to obtain something I always wanted as a child.
Usually it takes the form of discovering a toy I had really wanted and purchasing it cheaply from a pawn shop.
Sometimes the circumstances are somewhat fantastical, like the time I bought a chest full of vintage Jurassic Park toys from Robert Muldoon, who explained to me that the reason why the dinosaurs on Jurassic Park enjoyed eating people so much was because their genetic material mixed with those of the mosquitoes, making them part-mosquito, and eventually the mosquitoes would emerge from their dinohosts like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. He was selling the toys to buy a plane ticket to Tibet where the mosquitoes couldn't get him because the sonorous chanting of Tibetan monks scrambled their radar.
like extremely badass things start to happen
like I'm living a completely normal day
then I find myself in command of some kind of vast fantastical empire that has spontaneously appeared and some kind of alien dudes declare war on us and I don this ridiculous powered armor and put on this cape and speak the lines "Mobilize the troops" and "Summon my generals to the War Room" and then I wake up and I'm just some punk laying in a creaky uncomfortable bed in an old apartment in a second-rate city in a fairly decent country on a miserable planet
that got kinda depressed towards the end there, huh
i can actaully control my actions in dreams, not to a great degree though. nine times out of ten i am aware i am dreaming unless it is a dream of something i honestly want, that seems to be the only time I'm unaware.
On the plus side, terrible dreams have little impact, but good dreams often lead to disappointing mornings.
It is not uncommon for me to dream about coming into a lot of money, or meeting the love of my life, or other things people want, and then slowly as the dream unfolds I realize I'm probably dreaming, and then I start to think 'ohpleaseohplease don't be dreaming don't be dreaming'
and then I wake up depressed for the rest of the day
I can go one better.
Had a dream like that. Book I wanted. Realized it was probably a dream. Details weren't matching up. Figured I should read it before I woke up, if it was a dream. Wouldn't be the real thing, but it might be enjoyable.
Needless to say, I was a bit late in figuring the whole thing out.
Woke up.
Standard messy room. Standard morning grogginess.
Then, joy of joys, I found the book was real, and right by my bed. A little odd, but I've forgotten a lot of things in particularly groggy mornings, not limited to purchases of a previous night, and really I was too excited to care.
Then I woke up again.
All I could think was "Well played, Brain. Well played."
A few months ago I had a dream that I was finally going to have a threesome. The first girl said, "Okay, we're doing this, Trent, get the orgy crawlspace ready." So there was this crawlspace underneath the steps and she wanted me to clean it out so we could do it in there. It was a total mess and there were all of these diffrent brands of markers on the floor. "Oh, no," she said, "You better organize those markers when you put them back because I hate it when they get all mixed up in the wrong containers." So I start sorting the markers and the second girl goes, "Ok, I'm going to the store for milk and when I get back we are having the threesome." So anyway I spend the next ten minutes of the dream sorting markers in a crawlspace and then I woke up.
Why is Foolproof so convincing? Usually people talking about that stuff sound like idiots but...it sounds so cool and informative when HE says it.
magic?
The people that know these things all have much more to gain from having them not be believed. They could explain and convince much more effectively than me but it is not in their interests.
Imagine if you lived in a world just like the one you do live in but where people did not believe in science. your scientific knowledge just got much more valuable. (Did you ever see that movie Idiocracy?) Would you run around telling people about science and getting mocked for it or would you just use the knowledge?
I am just a big mouth and love to say true things that I know won't get believed. I get some sick satisfaction out of it, I guess. The magicians guild is not going to be happy when they read this thread.:)
I'm not a believer in really anything supernatural, but I've had a few creepy things happen since I moved into this new house.
A few days after I moved in here, I was sitting on the couch in the living room watching television with my parents, and I kept hearing a weird sound. I had my father pause the show and started searching for it, it sounded like someone whispering in the back of the room. After searching for awhile I figured out it was coming from their hutch where they store electronics, cameras, things that they don't want the animals knocking over or a chance of anything being spilled on.
Turns out an audio recorder had turned itself on and started playing the last thing they recorded, even though it had been in that hutch for months before I got here, and if it had been turned on it would have run out of batteries after just a day or so.
I shrugged it off as just a malfunction in the recorder and went on with my life.
A couple days later we come home from a movie and find out that the huge obnoxiously loud fan above our stove had turned itself on. My parents figured it was just an animal or something, and they knew they hadn't done it because the stove itself had been broken for over a week, so no chance they were cooking and turned it on. As we stood around reassuring each other that it wasn't that weird, it turned itself on. I mean, literally, I watched the switch flip itself. Scared the crap out of me!
Just a week or two later my father decided to change the filter on the house's heating system, and when he opened the closet in the basement he had to get into to do so, he found two gravestones, filled out and everything, sitting next to the filter system.
Since then we have had multiple occasions of the dogs barking at random bare walls or the cats jumping like someone just poked it with something sharp, things that we had never noticed happening before we found the stones.
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hahahaha
That reminded me of this for some reason.
i think it would make a swell movie.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-246
that is one of my favorites
I liked this one
it's a plus 25 dude, that's awesome!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Short and sweet, very nice
yeah, i'm happy that it has longevity since i haven't logged into wikidot in ages
i also wrote this one, which is +8
i'm just happy it hasn't been deleted
help
edit: Old pre-Thanksgiving dream
On the plus side, terrible dreams have little impact, but good dreams often lead to disappointing mornings.
and then I wake up depressed for the rest of the day
Or I will find myself with the means to obtain something I always wanted as a child.
Usually it takes the form of discovering a toy I had really wanted and purchasing it cheaply from a pawn shop.
Sometimes the circumstances are somewhat fantastical, like the time I bought a chest full of vintage Jurassic Park toys from Robert Muldoon, who explained to me that the reason why the dinosaurs on Jurassic Park enjoyed eating people so much was because their genetic material mixed with those of the mosquitoes, making them part-mosquito, and eventually the mosquitoes would emerge from their dinohosts like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. He was selling the toys to buy a plane ticket to Tibet where the mosquitoes couldn't get him because the sonorous chanting of Tibetan monks scrambled their radar.
like extremely badass things start to happen
like I'm living a completely normal day
then I find myself in command of some kind of vast fantastical empire that has spontaneously appeared and some kind of alien dudes declare war on us and I don this ridiculous powered armor and put on this cape and speak the lines "Mobilize the troops" and "Summon my generals to the War Room" and then I wake up and I'm just some punk laying in a creaky uncomfortable bed in an old apartment in a second-rate city in a fairly decent country on a miserable planet
that got kinda depressed towards the end there, huh
literally your dreams
weren't so fantastical is the most depressing thing of all
I can go one better.
Had a dream like that. Book I wanted. Realized it was probably a dream. Details weren't matching up. Figured I should read it before I woke up, if it was a dream. Wouldn't be the real thing, but it might be enjoyable.
Needless to say, I was a bit late in figuring the whole thing out.
Woke up.
Standard messy room. Standard morning grogginess.
Then, joy of joys, I found the book was real, and right by my bed. A little odd, but I've forgotten a lot of things in particularly groggy mornings, not limited to purchases of a previous night, and really I was too excited to care.
Then I woke up again.
All I could think was "Well played, Brain. Well played."
Why I fear the ocean.
just
fuck you, brain
you're the one thing I need to be able to trust
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
A few months ago I had a dream that I was finally going to have a threesome. The first girl said, "Okay, we're doing this, Trent, get the orgy crawlspace ready." So there was this crawlspace underneath the steps and she wanted me to clean it out so we could do it in there. It was a total mess and there were all of these diffrent brands of markers on the floor. "Oh, no," she said, "You better organize those markers when you put them back because I hate it when they get all mixed up in the wrong containers." So I start sorting the markers and the second girl goes, "Ok, I'm going to the store for milk and when I get back we are having the threesome." So anyway I spend the next ten minutes of the dream sorting markers in a crawlspace and then I woke up.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
magic?
The people that know these things all have much more to gain from having them not be believed. They could explain and convince much more effectively than me but it is not in their interests.
Imagine if you lived in a world just like the one you do live in but where people did not believe in science. your scientific knowledge just got much more valuable. (Did you ever see that movie Idiocracy?) Would you run around telling people about science and getting mocked for it or would you just use the knowledge?
I am just a big mouth and love to say true things that I know won't get believed. I get some sick satisfaction out of it, I guess. The magicians guild is not going to be happy when they read this thread.:)
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
STEAM
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
A few days after I moved in here, I was sitting on the couch in the living room watching television with my parents, and I kept hearing a weird sound. I had my father pause the show and started searching for it, it sounded like someone whispering in the back of the room. After searching for awhile I figured out it was coming from their hutch where they store electronics, cameras, things that they don't want the animals knocking over or a chance of anything being spilled on.
Turns out an audio recorder had turned itself on and started playing the last thing they recorded, even though it had been in that hutch for months before I got here, and if it had been turned on it would have run out of batteries after just a day or so.
I shrugged it off as just a malfunction in the recorder and went on with my life.
A couple days later we come home from a movie and find out that the huge obnoxiously loud fan above our stove had turned itself on. My parents figured it was just an animal or something, and they knew they hadn't done it because the stove itself had been broken for over a week, so no chance they were cooking and turned it on. As we stood around reassuring each other that it wasn't that weird, it turned itself on. I mean, literally, I watched the switch flip itself. Scared the crap out of me!
Just a week or two later my father decided to change the filter on the house's heating system, and when he opened the closet in the basement he had to get into to do so, he found two gravestones, filled out and everything, sitting next to the filter system.
Since then we have had multiple occasions of the dogs barking at random bare walls or the cats jumping like someone just poked it with something sharp, things that we had never noticed happening before we found the stones.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?