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SPOOKY BULLSHIT

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i started enjoying foolproof's posts when i pretended it was david duchovny saying them

    but in a smug, self aware way that happens whenever someone takes over mulder's body

    and he becomes a caricature

    Swill on
  • KhildithKhildith Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    GRAVESTONES? Wow. Just unused gravestones in the basement?

    Yeah, they have names and dates carved into them, or however you inscribe words on them, but I'm an incredible pussy and I'm not going to research it. There is a graveyard like two blocks from me though, maybe someone stole them from there? I don't really know.

    Khildith on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »

    it's a plus 25 dude, that's awesome!

    yeah, i'm happy that it has longevity since i haven't logged into wikidot in ages

    i also wrote this one, which is +8


    i'm just happy it hasn't been deleted
    Before being terminated as per standard regulations, D-█████-319-██ remarked "██████████████████████ you wouldn't ██████████."

    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

    you'd be missing a "people"

    Tam on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    shores

    shores of orion

    Weaver on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no, it is shoulder, dummy

    Tam on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it probably is

    it's 4am and I'm prolly gonna fall over

    Weaver on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Why is Foolproof so convincing? Usually people talking about that stuff sound like idiots but...it sounds so cool and informative when HE says it.

    magic?

    The people that know these things all have much more to gain from having them not be believed. They could explain and convince much more effectively than me but it is not in their interests.

    Imagine if you lived in a world just like the one you do live in but where people did not believe in science. your scientific knowledge just got much more valuable. (Did you ever see that movie Idiocracy?) Would you run around telling people about science and getting mocked for it or would you just use the knowledge?

    I am just a big mouth and love to say true things that I know won't get believed. I get some sick satisfaction out of it, I guess. The magicians guild is not going to be happy when they read this thread.:)

    You can't really use knowledge of science with the widespread acceptance of science. Imagine trying to make, say, thermite in the middle ages. Iron oxide you might be able to swing, but iron is valuable. You could maybe steal some from a blacksmith and then wait around a few years for it to rust enough to be usable. But powdered aluminum? Magnesium? Good fucking luck. You can't just call up Sigma Aldritch (or eBay) and have it overnight expressed.

    If you had a car in the Renaissance, it'd be useful primarily for scrap. No gasoline, no roads, no rundown diners with Patrick Swayze giving you the eye.

    So pretty much, scientific knowledge in the absence of the social apparatus of science is of marginal utility at best, and negative utility at average (burn the witch, etc). If I lived in a world without science, I'd probably keep my mouth shut and try to survive, or commit the most painless suicide I could muster up. Knowing evolutionary theory or the molecular weight of lithum will not grant me any kind of influence in that world.

    Tossrock on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    That reminds me:

    A few months ago I had a dream that I was finally going to have a threesome. The first girl said, "Okay, we're doing this, Trent, get the orgy crawlspace ready." So there was this crawlspace underneath the steps and she wanted me to clean it out so we could do it in there. It was a total mess and there were all of these diffrent brands of markers on the floor. "Oh, no," she said, "You better organize those markers when you put them back because I hate it when they get all mixed up in the wrong containers." So I start sorting the markers and the second girl goes, "Ok, I'm going to the store for milk and when I get back we are having the threesome." So anyway I spend the next ten minutes of the dream sorting markers in a crawlspace and then I woke up.

    awwwww hahahaha

    damn Trent

    Goatmon on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God is BBW

    Swill on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »

    it's a plus 25 dude, that's awesome!

    yeah, i'm happy that it has longevity since i haven't logged into wikidot in ages

    i also wrote this one, which is +8


    i'm just happy it hasn't been deleted
    Before being terminated as per standard regulations, D-█████-319-██ remarked "██████████████████████ you wouldn't ██████████."

    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
    nope, try again!

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Khildith wrote: »
    Gravestones in my basement

    D:

    Aeyther on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i think i remember this getting posted last creepy thread

    but i liked it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PR9NZlAB4

    Squall on
  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jesus fuck

    Cat with Hands sounds so fucking hilarious, but...

    D:

    SwissLion on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i kinda called it as soon as i saw the cat. Turns out the real monster is man.

    Melding on
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    miscellaneousinsanity on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god that is amazing

    #pipe on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    is supermega never not delightful

    Dichotomy on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    holy shit that video is really well done

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's a little too predictable i think but i love the style

    Squall on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You have pretty much answered your own questions.

    trentsteel wrote: »
    Foolproof TELL ME HOW TO SMITE MY ENEMIES

    Well in my experiance you want to hit your enemies where they can't take it and not where they can take it. A good dick curse might work on some guys but love spells are easier. Just make their wife fall in love with someone else. If you have matchmaking skills just find their worst possible mate and make them fall in love. That is the beauty of a love spell, even if they are miserable they will not break up.
    trentsteel wrote: »
    TELL ME HOW TO CURSE THEIR DICKS

    Most times just get them to believe you are a magic man and then tell them you cursed their dick. They will fill in the blanks and it can cause some impotence. there are things that happen to every guy sooner or later and a man's ego will always look for a way to put the blame on someone else. you give them a way to blame you that reinforces the suggestion of your curse and Bingo it is done.

    If you can drug them use saltpeter or secretly give them some viagra right before they go to the gym or a doctor's office. One unwanted boner at the wrong time can be very traumatic to the male ego.

    trentsteel wrote: »
    I'm just kidding, I bare no ill-will toward anyone. But I would like to use magic a couple times on the ladies

    Use magic on yourself to preform better but I honestly would not use love spells of any kind. Once you use them you kinda open the door to them being used on you. Most magic has that restriction, call it karma or whatever you want. It is what keeps the game fair.

    Most girls learn love spells early on and if you put one on them they will probably put one on you and then the two of you will be stuck together forever. If it is a bad match your life could become a living hell. Any magic that bends another person's will is pretty insulting to their dignity and to the being that gave them free will in the first place.

    The big danger in magic is that your subconscious mind learns to preform "spells". Our inner selves are raging beasts without remorse or pity and their use of magic is frightening indeed. Most magic is purely psychic but the use of props and rituals can make sure that your subconscious can't imitate your methods.

    Having a cool magic sword or wand is a good way to focus anyways. Cool music and locations can help also. Some people only practice magic using the buddy system so they can avoid inadvertent uses.

    Most love spells involve some pretty basic principals most are well understood by most women so just ask one of them. I won't explain them here since you can find love potions anywhere but here is the primary method used to charm. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

    Usually you can bond an animal (like a dog) to you by getting it to eat enough of your bodily products. Work out and towel off with slices of bread and feed them to a dog. Do this often enough and the dog will fall in love with you. (If that is too much work then just remember that dogs will eat shit.) I get really annoyed when neighborhood dogs bark at me and this method will shut those curs up.

    If you want a girl to love you get her to kiss you hard on the lips and don't be afraid to make it sloppy. There are hormones (and even parasites) released during kissing and breastfeeding that forge bonds and getting a person to receive those hormones is all you need. Never eat anything from a woman who might be trying to charm you unless she is hot (and if she is hot she doesn't need potions).

    Foolproof on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    foolproof what is best in life

    VALVEjunkie on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    foolproof what is best in life

    The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

    Foolproof on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sweet

    I've always wanted a bird of prey

    VALVEjunkie on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah I know that's not the quote but you've all heard(read?) it before blah blah

    VALVEjunkie on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i want two ravens, which i will name Hugin and Munin

    Metzger Meister on
  • UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i want a fucking condor to ride

    Ulises on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god I want one:

    SCP-131

    Tam on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Khildith wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    GRAVESTONES? Wow. Just unused gravestones in the basement?

    Yeah, they have names and dates carved into them, or however you inscribe words on them, but I'm an incredible pussy and I'm not going to research it. There is a graveyard like two blocks from me though, maybe someone stole them from there? I don't really know.

    Just take the stones back to that graveyard and you will be covered. Also I'd listen to the tape that you found running.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voice_phenomenon

    Also this motif of myths is relevant imo.

    GRATEFUL DEAD: The motif of a cycle of folk tales which begin with the hero coming upon a group of people ill-treating or refusing to bury the corpse of a man who had died without paying his debts. He gives his last penny, either to pay the man's debts or to give him a decent burial. Within a few hours he meets with a traveling companion who aids him in some impossible task, gets him a fortune or saves his life. The story ends with the companion disclosing himself as the man whose corpse the hero had befriended.(Funk & Wagnall's Dictionary).

    Foolproof on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    oh my god I want one:

    SCP-131

    eeeee so cute

    VALVEjunkie on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i want two ravens, which i will name Hugin and Munin

    I've actually called out to crows using those names before and got a strange reaction. Means thought and mind right?

    Foolproof on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah I know that's not the quote but you've all heard(read?) it before blah blah

    You were supposed to tell me I was wrong and then to ask Conan the same question.

    Foolproof on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    yeah I know that's not the quote but you've all heard(read?) it before blah blah

    You were supposed to tell me I was wrong and then to ask Conan the same question.

    I knowwwww

    VALVEjunkie on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Anybody read the Haunted Majora's Mask story/seen the vids?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6D2XCJUJHY&feature=related

    Gatsby on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Foolproof is best in life

    Tossrock on
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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Foolproof is best in life

    If you call that living.

    Foolproof on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just watched an entire amnesia the dark descent lp

    holy balls

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Foolproof is best in life

    If you call that living.

    so are drugs magic or what

    is a drug dealer a wizard teacher

    help me out here

    Tossrock on
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Anybody read the Haunted Majora's Mask story/seen the vids?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6D2XCJUJHY&feature=related

    aaaahh don't remind meeee

    VALVEjunkie on
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    does anyone know a japanese horror movie about a giant baby? Maybe its head was giant or something, I remember they somewhat strangely referred to it throughout the entire film as "big head baby" or something.

    It scared the shit out of me.

    Prohass on
  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Prohass wrote: »
    does anyone know a japanese horror movie about a giant baby? Maybe its head was giant or something, I remember they somewhat strangely referred to it throughout the entire film as "big head baby" or something.

    It scared the shit out of me.

    Horror Hotline?

    chiasaur11 on
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