GRAVESTONES? Wow. Just unused gravestones in the basement?
Yeah, they have names and dates carved into them, or however you inscribe words on them, but I'm an incredible pussy and I'm not going to research it. There is a graveyard like two blocks from me though, maybe someone stole them from there? I don't really know.
Why is Foolproof so convincing? Usually people talking about that stuff sound like idiots but...it sounds so cool and informative when HE says it.
magic?
The people that know these things all have much more to gain from having them not be believed. They could explain and convince much more effectively than me but it is not in their interests.
Imagine if you lived in a world just like the one you do live in but where people did not believe in science. your scientific knowledge just got much more valuable. (Did you ever see that movie Idiocracy?) Would you run around telling people about science and getting mocked for it or would you just use the knowledge?
I am just a big mouth and love to say true things that I know won't get believed. I get some sick satisfaction out of it, I guess. The magicians guild is not going to be happy when they read this thread.:)
You can't really use knowledge of science with the widespread acceptance of science. Imagine trying to make, say, thermite in the middle ages. Iron oxide you might be able to swing, but iron is valuable. You could maybe steal some from a blacksmith and then wait around a few years for it to rust enough to be usable. But powdered aluminum? Magnesium? Good fucking luck. You can't just call up Sigma Aldritch (or eBay) and have it overnight expressed.
If you had a car in the Renaissance, it'd be useful primarily for scrap. No gasoline, no roads, no rundown diners with Patrick Swayze giving you the eye.
So pretty much, scientific knowledge in the absence of the social apparatus of science is of marginal utility at best, and negative utility at average (burn the witch, etc). If I lived in a world without science, I'd probably keep my mouth shut and try to survive, or commit the most painless suicide I could muster up. Knowing evolutionary theory or the molecular weight of lithum will not grant me any kind of influence in that world.
A few months ago I had a dream that I was finally going to have a threesome. The first girl said, "Okay, we're doing this, Trent, get the orgy crawlspace ready." So there was this crawlspace underneath the steps and she wanted me to clean it out so we could do it in there. It was a total mess and there were all of these diffrent brands of markers on the floor. "Oh, no," she said, "You better organize those markers when you put them back because I hate it when they get all mixed up in the wrong containers." So I start sorting the markers and the second girl goes, "Ok, I'm going to the store for milk and when I get back we are having the threesome." So anyway I spend the next ten minutes of the dream sorting markers in a crawlspace and then I woke up.
Well in my experiance you want to hit your enemies where they can't take it and not where they can take it. A good dick curse might work on some guys but love spells are easier. Just make their wife fall in love with someone else. If you have matchmaking skills just find their worst possible mate and make them fall in love. That is the beauty of a love spell, even if they are miserable they will not break up.
Most times just get them to believe you are a magic man and then tell them you cursed their dick. They will fill in the blanks and it can cause some impotence. there are things that happen to every guy sooner or later and a man's ego will always look for a way to put the blame on someone else. you give them a way to blame you that reinforces the suggestion of your curse and Bingo it is done.
If you can drug them use saltpeter or secretly give them some viagra right before they go to the gym or a doctor's office. One unwanted boner at the wrong time can be very traumatic to the male ego.
I'm just kidding, I bare no ill-will toward anyone. But I would like to use magic a couple times on the ladies
Use magic on yourself to preform better but I honestly would not use love spells of any kind. Once you use them you kinda open the door to them being used on you. Most magic has that restriction, call it karma or whatever you want. It is what keeps the game fair.
Most girls learn love spells early on and if you put one on them they will probably put one on you and then the two of you will be stuck together forever. If it is a bad match your life could become a living hell. Any magic that bends another person's will is pretty insulting to their dignity and to the being that gave them free will in the first place.
The big danger in magic is that your subconscious mind learns to preform "spells". Our inner selves are raging beasts without remorse or pity and their use of magic is frightening indeed. Most magic is purely psychic but the use of props and rituals can make sure that your subconscious can't imitate your methods.
Having a cool magic sword or wand is a good way to focus anyways. Cool music and locations can help also. Some people only practice magic using the buddy system so they can avoid inadvertent uses.
Most love spells involve some pretty basic principals most are well understood by most women so just ask one of them. I won't explain them here since you can find love potions anywhere but here is the primary method used to charm. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Usually you can bond an animal (like a dog) to you by getting it to eat enough of your bodily products. Work out and towel off with slices of bread and feed them to a dog. Do this often enough and the dog will fall in love with you. (If that is too much work then just remember that dogs will eat shit.) I get really annoyed when neighborhood dogs bark at me and this method will shut those curs up.
If you want a girl to love you get her to kiss you hard on the lips and don't be afraid to make it sloppy. There are hormones (and even parasites) released during kissing and breastfeeding that forge bonds and getting a person to receive those hormones is all you need. Never eat anything from a woman who might be trying to charm you unless she is hot (and if she is hot she doesn't need potions).
GRAVESTONES? Wow. Just unused gravestones in the basement?
Yeah, they have names and dates carved into them, or however you inscribe words on them, but I'm an incredible pussy and I'm not going to research it. There is a graveyard like two blocks from me though, maybe someone stole them from there? I don't really know.
Just take the stones back to that graveyard and you will be covered. Also I'd listen to the tape that you found running.
GRATEFUL DEAD: The motif of a cycle of folk tales which begin with the hero coming upon a group of people ill-treating or refusing to bury the corpse of a man who had died without paying his debts. He gives his last penny, either to pay the man's debts or to give him a decent burial. Within a few hours he meets with a traveling companion who aids him in some impossible task, gets him a fortune or saves his life. The story ends with the companion disclosing himself as the man whose corpse the hero had befriended.(Funk & Wagnall's Dictionary).
does anyone know a japanese horror movie about a giant baby? Maybe its head was giant or something, I remember they somewhat strangely referred to it throughout the entire film as "big head baby" or something.
It scared the shit out of me.
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does anyone know a japanese horror movie about a giant baby? Maybe its head was giant or something, I remember they somewhat strangely referred to it throughout the entire film as "big head baby" or something.
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but in a smug, self aware way that happens whenever someone takes over mulder's body
and he becomes a caricature
Yeah, they have names and dates carved into them, or however you inscribe words on them, but I'm an incredible pussy and I'm not going to research it. There is a graveyard like two blocks from me though, maybe someone stole them from there? I don't really know.
you'd be missing a "people"
shores of orion
it's 4am and I'm prolly gonna fall over
You can't really use knowledge of science with the widespread acceptance of science. Imagine trying to make, say, thermite in the middle ages. Iron oxide you might be able to swing, but iron is valuable. You could maybe steal some from a blacksmith and then wait around a few years for it to rust enough to be usable. But powdered aluminum? Magnesium? Good fucking luck. You can't just call up Sigma Aldritch (or eBay) and have it overnight expressed.
If you had a car in the Renaissance, it'd be useful primarily for scrap. No gasoline, no roads, no rundown diners with Patrick Swayze giving you the eye.
So pretty much, scientific knowledge in the absence of the social apparatus of science is of marginal utility at best, and negative utility at average (burn the witch, etc). If I lived in a world without science, I'd probably keep my mouth shut and try to survive, or commit the most painless suicide I could muster up. Knowing evolutionary theory or the molecular weight of lithum will not grant me any kind of influence in that world.
awwwww hahahaha
damn Trent
but i liked it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PR9NZlAB4
Cat with Hands sounds so fucking hilarious, but...
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Well in my experiance you want to hit your enemies where they can't take it and not where they can take it. A good dick curse might work on some guys but love spells are easier. Just make their wife fall in love with someone else. If you have matchmaking skills just find their worst possible mate and make them fall in love. That is the beauty of a love spell, even if they are miserable they will not break up.
Most times just get them to believe you are a magic man and then tell them you cursed their dick. They will fill in the blanks and it can cause some impotence. there are things that happen to every guy sooner or later and a man's ego will always look for a way to put the blame on someone else. you give them a way to blame you that reinforces the suggestion of your curse and Bingo it is done.
If you can drug them use saltpeter or secretly give them some viagra right before they go to the gym or a doctor's office. One unwanted boner at the wrong time can be very traumatic to the male ego.
Use magic on yourself to preform better but I honestly would not use love spells of any kind. Once you use them you kinda open the door to them being used on you. Most magic has that restriction, call it karma or whatever you want. It is what keeps the game fair.
Most girls learn love spells early on and if you put one on them they will probably put one on you and then the two of you will be stuck together forever. If it is a bad match your life could become a living hell. Any magic that bends another person's will is pretty insulting to their dignity and to the being that gave them free will in the first place.
The big danger in magic is that your subconscious mind learns to preform "spells". Our inner selves are raging beasts without remorse or pity and their use of magic is frightening indeed. Most magic is purely psychic but the use of props and rituals can make sure that your subconscious can't imitate your methods.
Having a cool magic sword or wand is a good way to focus anyways. Cool music and locations can help also. Some people only practice magic using the buddy system so they can avoid inadvertent uses.
Most love spells involve some pretty basic principals most are well understood by most women so just ask one of them. I won't explain them here since you can find love potions anywhere but here is the primary method used to charm. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Usually you can bond an animal (like a dog) to you by getting it to eat enough of your bodily products. Work out and towel off with slices of bread and feed them to a dog. Do this often enough and the dog will fall in love with you. (If that is too much work then just remember that dogs will eat shit.) I get really annoyed when neighborhood dogs bark at me and this method will shut those curs up.
If you want a girl to love you get her to kiss you hard on the lips and don't be afraid to make it sloppy. There are hormones (and even parasites) released during kissing and breastfeeding that forge bonds and getting a person to receive those hormones is all you need. Never eat anything from a woman who might be trying to charm you unless she is hot (and if she is hot she doesn't need potions).
The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
I've always wanted a bird of prey
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Just take the stones back to that graveyard and you will be covered. Also I'd listen to the tape that you found running.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voice_phenomenon
Also this motif of myths is relevant imo.
GRATEFUL DEAD: The motif of a cycle of folk tales which begin with the hero coming upon a group of people ill-treating or refusing to bury the corpse of a man who had died without paying his debts. He gives his last penny, either to pay the man's debts or to give him a decent burial. Within a few hours he meets with a traveling companion who aids him in some impossible task, gets him a fortune or saves his life. The story ends with the companion disclosing himself as the man whose corpse the hero had befriended.(Funk & Wagnall's Dictionary).
eeeee so cute
I've actually called out to crows using those names before and got a strange reaction. Means thought and mind right?
You were supposed to tell me I was wrong and then to ask Conan the same question.
I knowwwww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6D2XCJUJHY&feature=related
If you call that living.
holy balls
so are drugs magic or what
is a drug dealer a wizard teacher
help me out here
aaaahh don't remind meeee
It scared the shit out of me.
Horror Hotline?
Why I fear the ocean.