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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    All male models in WoW are awful.

    All of them.

    Every single one.

    it's been years since launch

    i would have figured they would have fixed that up, since it's a really common criticism and seems like it would be relatively easy to fix

    like, not make the faces look like a male version of that plastic surgery catwoman

    Irond Will on
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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So I rolled up a worgen hunter last night and played through their opening area. It was pretty awesome.

    Plus you get a tophat.

    I have a werewolf that is currently wearing a tophat

    But I rolled a goblin last night and got to KILL CTHULHU. Actually the Worgen starting zone is pretty cool, probably a bit more fun than the goblin one with the exception of getting to ride around in your hot rod as a goblin.

    TehSloth on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    So I rolled up a worgen hunter last night and played through their opening area. It was pretty awesome.

    Plus you get a tophat.

    I have a werewolf that is currently wearing a tophat

    Worgen really makes me want to play WoW.

    Because I want a human druid. And worgen is the closest I'd ever get.

    I hate all races but humans. They are either ugly, disgusting, unsanitary, or ugly.
    Man, I'm usually the guy rolling human in a fantasy game, but WoW humans are ugly. Every time I went into a Caverns of Time instance I threw up a little in my mouth.

    Arch on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Will Jr. Jr. Jr.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    2 gigs a day is way more than any game is going to do. Hell more than 90% of browsing+gaming will do. Really only downloading something would hit that point.

    That's what I thought. I figure either I have some sort of unknown process or it's on his family. This last week I have pulled 500 MB on a busy day. Otherwise, it's been even less than that.

    But how am I going to explain that to him? I couldn't even explain to one of my customers that her trouble downloading a PDF wasn't because it was 2 MBs. People believe the stupidest shit.

    Tell your roommate to lay off on the massive tranny porn torrents.

    It's not like Mori doesn't have as much access to that stuff as he wants, anyway.

    Arivia on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I consume very little data, but I'm not a big streamer

    the only time I go over a couple hundred megs a day is when there's a new volume of Big Black Dicks Little White Chicks

    man even those monster cocks don't go over 4 gigs

    and that's, what, once or twice a month tops
    i once saw a cock so big it was 6 gigabytes

    impossible

    he'd never be able to get hard

    Senjutsu on
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    I really find the current cliff-jumping from the left pundits to be baffling

    Gooey on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Obama is basically digging his own grave over and over. Or will just swap that d with an r and get it over with. Okay that was overreaction but still.

    Also I don't know why but perky techno is great writing music.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    That's the annoying thing about shitty phone reps. I would have back dated you to the date the equipment was turned in and not thought anything about it.
    minimum wage grunts who really go to bat for their employers make me a sad panda

    The funny thing is I've taken that call before and done just as I said. Hell I had one where the person had called in 7 times previously and every rep would say they would take care of it. In about 2 minutes I was able to get a supe to approve the credit and I sent the person a screen shot of their new updated final bill, which showed a credit, as well as an apology. I swear fucking over the customer takes more effort then just fixing shit.

    DeShadowC on
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also arch don't think i didn't see that "you goan' git jailed" Meanie McMeanpants post you made at me

    you jerk

    :(

    Rent on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait... Worgens get tophats?

    Passerbye on
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    my cap is 125 a month

    if I've ever hit half that I'd be shocked

    Yeah, that's what I'm at right now. I was at the level below but there were some shitty digital cable promotion shenanigans that took two months to sort out, and now I've got that level for a year for free (well, just the upgrade is free--I pay what I would have been paying for the lower level). I've still never seen my download speed over 7.5 though (at different times throughout the day/week).

    LaOs on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    Maddows thing on it is slightly more reasonable but pretty scathing too
    Gonna watch that next; honestly, "they must not have read the details" is fucking insulting, I would have gone off like Keith did as well if some chucklefuck from the administration said that to me.

    syndalis on
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    All male models in WoW are awful.

    All of them.

    Every single one.
    I'm gonna need you to do me a favor.

    Go make a male gnome.

    Do /dance.

    Watch for a minute or two.

    Then come back here and try saying that shit again.

    Bama on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    i think i'm kind of tired of olbermann's thing

    i dunno. outrage is fucking exhausting. i only lasted partway through bush's term with the occasional flare-up. i don't know how republicans do it.

    Irond Will on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Obama is basically digging his own grave over and over. Or will just swap that d with an r and get it over with. Okay that was overreaction but still.

    Also I don't know why but perky techno is great writing music.

    I like Beats Antique for writing to sometimes.

    Passerbye on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    That's the annoying thing about shitty phone reps. I would have back dated you to the date the equipment was turned in and not thought anything about it.
    minimum wage grunts who really go to bat for their employers make me a sad panda

    Sometimes it is because their tenuous employment depends upon meeting unrealistically aggressive targets.

    Especially if you have passed beyond the realm of "billing" and into "collections".

    japan on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    in the primordial depths of the sea swim cocks capable of crashing the internet

    so rare as to be believed mythological, these 1000 year cocks cause great devastation when they wake from their terrible slumber

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    also arch don't think i didn't see that "you goan' git jailed" Meanie McMeanpants post you made at me

    you jerk

    :(

    i couldnt resist

    you are too easy

    :winky:

    Arch on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited December 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    I really find the current cliff-jumping from the left pundits to be baffling

    It's not the pundits alone. The dems in the house hate this plan, and the senate dems are threatening to filibuster Obama's own compromise plan. He done fucked up.

    syndalis on
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    i think i'm kind of tired of olbermann's thing

    i dunno. outrage is fucking exhausting. i only lasted partway through bush's term with the occasional flare-up. i don't know how republicans do it.

    yeah i stopped following politics once i realized all it did was make me needlessly angry with nothing to show for it

    Now I live a good life, I'm happy, and I'm crazy about a girl who's crazy about me, I prefer being happy to enraged

    Rent on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    in the primordial depths of the sea swim cocks capable of crashing the internet

    so rare as to be believed mythological, these 1000 year cocks cause great devastation when they wake from their terrible slumber

    CHOADJIRA!!!

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    My cable provider is actually sensible about bandwidth. Between 12PM and 12AM you get 2.5 gigs. If you go over that during that time, they bump you down to 2.5 megs until midnight, where you can use bandwidth all you want until 12PM again, where everything resets to zero and you have the limit again.
    see, this is what I'm talking about. That's pretty sweet.

    Yeah, this actually reflects the real-life problems of supplying a utility in limited supply. The same thing works when electricity and water utilities do it (but obviously they can't limit you so they just charge a lot more to lower usage at those times).

    It's funny how this problem has been solved forever in other areas, yet most ISPs claim that it's impossible to manage and they need to selectively prioritize the internet (in exchange for dollars from content providers, of course).

    Technically, bandwidth is not a finite resource. It merely has problems with infrastructure. Cable company infrastructure are getting ridiculously old and having an increased time keeping up with demand of today's online users.

    Instead of investing in new technology to stay somewhat competitive like they did back in the 90s with DSL, they're basically passing the buck to you in hopes that you're too stupid to realize you have alternatives.

    Technically power generation isn't finite either (at least it isn't right now). I think financial constraints are just as legitimate as other resource constraints. If the company buys less equipment, they can offer slower service for less money. That makes perfect sense. If they're offering slower service for more money, you pray you have a choice and you switch providers to one giving you a better deal.

    Of course different rules should apply in monopoly situations, like minimum service requirements or maximum price caps. But if under those constraints, service is still too bogged down for your liking, then it's a financially limited resource.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I consume very little data, but I'm not a big streamer

    the only time I go over a couple hundred megs a day is when there's a new volume of Big Black Dicks Little White Chicks

    man even those monster cocks don't go over 4 gigs

    and that's, what, once or twice a month tops
    i once saw a cock so big it was 6 gigabytes

    impossible

    he'd never be able to get hard
    sir are you calling me a liar

    MikeMan on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Will Jr. Jr. Jr.

    my grandfather was junior

    we all got stuck with a dumb freemason middle name too

    it is a name that you really do not hear anymore. like, you'll occasionally hear some dude from the 1800s with this name.

    Irond Will on
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    I am sad [chat] seems to have missed my post.

    Arivia on
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    That's the annoying thing about shitty phone reps. I would have back dated you to the date the equipment was turned in and not thought anything about it.
    minimum wage grunts who really go to bat for their employers make me a sad panda

    Sometimes it is because their tenuous employment depends upon meeting unrealistically aggressive targets.

    Especially if you have passed beyond the realm of "billing" and into "collections".
    Right, but I can normally distinguish those situations and I've encountered that aggression many times in situations where the employee has absolutely nothing to gain.

    Bama on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    I really find the current cliff-jumping from the left pundits to be baffling

    It's not the pundits alone. The dems in the house hate this plan, and the senate dems are threatening to filibuster Obama's own compromise plan. He done fucked up.

    yeah i was....pretty disappointed about this

    Arch on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I got a seahorse mount last night. SEA HORSE.

    Ludious on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    I really find the current cliff-jumping from the left pundits to be baffling

    It's not the pundits alone. The dems in the house hate this plan, and the senate dems are threatening to filibuster Obama's own compromise plan. He done fucked up.

    Right now I will be happy if they do basically give him the finger and don't cave. I don't believe it will happen but who knows. They could surprise me.

    Seriously the guy basically just gets the wrong message every time something doesn't go his way. I swear all they have on at the White House is Fox News since that is the only message they seem to understand.

    Mazzyx on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    :whistle:Lost in his little yellow round eye...

    Lost in his little yellow round eye...
    :whistle:

    Synd, did you see my response to your Baha'i question?

    Passerbye on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I got a seahorse mount last night. SEA HORSE.

    I started my goblin and got to ride around in a hot rod and cook zombies with rocket boots!

    Preacher on
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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    So I rolled up a worgen hunter last night and played through their opening area. It was pretty awesome.

    Plus you get a tophat.

    I have a werewolf that is currently wearing a tophat

    Worgen really makes me want to play WoW.

    Because I want a human druid. And worgen is the closest I'd ever get.

    I hate all races but humans. They are either ugly, disgusting, unsanitary, or ugly.
    Man, I'm usually the guy rolling human in a fantasy game, but WoW humans are ugly. Every time I went into a Caverns of Time instance I threw up a little in my mouth.

    So they're ugly, I don't care. I honestly don't give a crap what my avatar looks like - especially seeing how as a druid it doesn't matter cause i'll be constantly transformed. (except with recent changes to truid)

    I am playing a game, not a fashion competition. I just hate non-humans because they're non-human.

    Daxon on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    I really find the current cliff-jumping from the left pundits to be baffling

    It's not the pundits alone. The dems in the house hate this plan, and the senate dems are threatening to filibuster Obama's own compromise plan. He done fucked up.

    It's insane.

    If anyone can say that dems are better than pubs at this whole wharbgarbl partisanship shit they're fucking nutty.

    I hate politicians so much.

    Gooey on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    That's the annoying thing about shitty phone reps. I would have back dated you to the date the equipment was turned in and not thought anything about it.
    minimum wage grunts who really go to bat for their employers make me a sad panda

    Sometimes it is because their tenuous employment depends upon meeting unrealistically aggressive targets.

    Especially if you have passed beyond the realm of "billing" and into "collections".
    Right, but I can normally distinguish those situations and I've encountered that aggression many times in situations where the employee has absolutely nothing to gain.

    True, sometimes they're just power tripping.

    This is partly why I don't do anything over the phone if I can possibly help it.

    japan on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Will Jr. Jr. Jr.

    my grandfather was junior

    we all got stuck with a dumb freemason middle name too

    it is a name that you really do not hear anymore. like, you'll occasionally hear some dude from the 1800s with this name.
    zebechiah

    zacariah

    solomon

    jacobius

    levi

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    I really find the current cliff-jumping from the left pundits to be baffling

    It's not the pundits alone. The dems in the house hate this plan, and the senate dems are threatening to filibuster Obama's own compromise plan. He done fucked up.

    there is something to be said for passing an imperfect thing rather than forestalling action.

    i mean, extension of the bush tax cuts sucks. i don't like it.

    but at the end of the day, obama's going to be judged on something getting done, and not what bad things he forestalled. 52 seats in the senate is not enough to stuff the republicans and pass the democratic wish-list. hell, 60 votes wasn't enough to do that.

    Irond Will on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh god, Olbermann just ripped Obama a bigger asshole than he EVER did W; he is losing it on him.

    I really find the current cliff-jumping from the left pundits to be baffling

    It's not the pundits alone. The dems in the house hate this plan, and the senate dems are threatening to filibuster Obama's own compromise plan. He done fucked up.

    Right now I will be happy if they do basically give him the finger and don't cave. I don't believe it will happen but who knows. They could surprise me.

    Seriously the guy basically just gets the wrong message every time something doesn't go his way. I swear all they have on at the White House is Fox News since that is the only message they seem to understand.

    Yeah god knows raising the taxes of the middle class and letting those on the razor edge of poverty get fucked is a sound strategy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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