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League of Legends: Stealing Lore From a WarCraft FanFic You Wrote in 7th Grade

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    ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Exactly, welcome to trolling

    So that's what trolling is

    Fuck I've been doing that in DotA for years

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I like to think of winning as my team physically taking fun from the other team and eating it

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God that tastes delicious

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nisi has not tasted the enemy's fun for years

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Actually I worded that poorly.

    To say it more clearly: I can enjoy playing even if I'm losing.

    not like.

    I go out of my way to lose because it's fun.

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    DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Erics wrote: »
    Just had the lol'iest game that was totally beefed from before the game even started. Shit happens but man, fucking rofl.

    Basically, it started with the dude banning the wrong person, then us having our tank taken from us, then us filling in and our Sona had no idea how to play Sona. We got stomped so hardcore.

    That game was just a mess. We need to do more ranked though I think we could do pretty okay if we were on our shit.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    are you sure you're not in the wrong league

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    SoaL wrote: »
    I like to think of winning as my team physically taking fun from the other team and eating it

    hmmm!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    how would you build DPS/hybrid taric

    like

    nashor's tooth, maybe berserker's greaves, probably a tear first that you could maybe build into a manamune, and then what?

    I don't know if a rageblade would be very good on him

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so just played singed for the first time

    he is so much fucking fun, my god

    running around with tiny bits of health, getting two of them to chase me

    ghost + cleanse + poison turns it into a double kill

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Singed is the most fun character in the game.

    BY FAR.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    singed is basically the greatest, yes

    he has the best voice actor, too

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i played singed last night and fucking hated it

    3 of our team were terrible though but still it was just like *fart fart fart* oh okay they're not walking in it *throws someone the wrong way* whoops im dead

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I

    I

    get help, L|ama

    get help

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what are all his things again

    farts, cum puddle, throw, and buff ult?

    nope boring just gonna play nidalee forever

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how would you build DPS/hybrid taric

    like

    nashor's tooth, maybe berserker's greaves, probably a tear first that you could maybe build into a manamune, and then what?

    I don't know if a rageblade would be very good on him

    Malady is fairly good with him. Also like aegis of the legion.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    was up against a really gross lane before

    urgot and kog'maw

    aka 'hey yeah cool you're behind your creeps that's nice *takes half your health at once*'

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    what are all his things again

    farts, cum puddle, throw, and buff ult?

    nope boring just gonna play nidalee forever

    this may be the worst post of all time

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    heh

    cum puddle

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    although last game i did accidentally throw a spinning garen, killing our urgot

    i laughed so hard but he got so mad

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    although last game i did accidentally throw a spinning garen, killing our urgot

    i laughed so hard but he got so mad

    I once threw a crowstorming fiddles into my team

    :oops:

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    who are other characters that are good to troll with

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    trundle

    I once threw up a pillar right in front of a garen trying to spin away, so he ended up spinning in place for 3 seconds

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    although last game i did accidentally throw a spinning garen, killing our urgot

    i laughed so hard but he got so mad

    oh man I have had this happen to me before but I was the garen in that case

    soooo funny

    "I'M SINGED" *toss* "oh hi lux" *SPIN*

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how would you build DPS/hybrid taric

    like

    nashor's tooth, maybe berserker's greaves, probably a tear first that you could maybe build into a manamune, and then what?

    I don't know if a rageblade would be very good on him

    Malady is fairly good with him. Also like aegis of the legion.

    Yeah, make sure you pick up at least a little bit of health/armor/MR or you are really squishy and can't really do much at all

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Frozen Hammer

    Maybe even trinity force

    May have to try that

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A good rule for singed is to not toss anyone who can can't be killed quickly. Tanks don't give a fuck, it's their job to take hits and initiate anyway.

    Poison kills are the best because they're entirely due to your enemy being a dumbass and not noticing when their health is getting low.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    made a trynd pop his ult to save himself from poison after i had died

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I admit when I'm singed I get a lot of kills after I'm dead.

    People are generally terrible about remembering delayed effects, so they'll think they've barely killed me, but nope, still dead.

    Also will be something like 1/3/2 the first 15 minutes and then end like 7/7/25

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    DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I find Singed really hard to get a handle on. Laning with him is tough for me since I'm usually a pretty conservative laner who likes to wait for the enemy to fuck up then capitalize, unless I'm playing someone with a great ranged harass.

    He really isn't all that tanky in the begining of the game so I find ranged to be a problem to deal with until I get my ult so early laning is a struggle for me.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i think my champion buying order is going to go

    cass -> olaf -> singed/alistar

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    beginning as singed was fine for me, as long as i let them push

    build up a little puddle of poison and flinging them into it is good fun

    i want to play this real bad but my mouse is dead

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how would you build DPS/hybrid taric

    like

    nashor's tooth, maybe berserker's greaves, probably a tear first that you could maybe build into a manamune, and then what?

    I don't know if a rageblade would be very good on him

    rush soul shroud

    get berserker's greaves

    stack zeals

    turn them into phantom dancers

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So get a non-dead mouse

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nealcm wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how would you build DPS/hybrid taric

    like

    nashor's tooth, maybe berserker's greaves, probably a tear first that you could maybe build into a manamune, and then what?

    I don't know if a rageblade would be very good on him

    rush soul shroud

    get berserker's greaves

    stack zeals

    turn them into phantom dancers

    There is no AP here

    How do you expect him to shatter people to death

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    nealcm wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how would you build DPS/hybrid taric

    like

    nashor's tooth, maybe berserker's greaves, probably a tear first that you could maybe build into a manamune, and then what?

    I don't know if a rageblade would be very good on him

    rush soul shroud

    get berserker's greaves

    stack zeals

    turn them into phantom dancers

    There is no AP here

    How do you expect him to shatter people to death

    more attack speed means more hits

    means more mana and less cooldown on his heal

    more movement speed means catch up to everyone ever for a clutch dazzle

    with the 60 AD he gets from radiance + all that attack speed you become a beautiful glimmering murderer

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is even more preview-y if you open ten at once

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ... :|

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Drool wrote: »
    I find Singed really hard to get a handle on. Laning with him is tough for me since I'm usually a pretty conservative laner who likes to wait for the enemy to fuck up then capitalize, unless I'm playing someone with a great ranged harass.

    He really isn't all that tanky in the begining of the game so I find ranged to be a problem to deal with until I get my ult so early laning is a struggle for me.

    Before level six you just need to hang around in XP range and steal last hits with a dash of poison. Once you hit six, depending on your health and laning partner, feel free to be aggressive as hell and punish them with your ult if they try to push. The key is to try and get your Rod of Ages ASAP and then you transform from a grubby little catapiller into a milkweed-spewing butterfly of death and undiability.

    DPS Taric is something like

    Nashor's(always build that though)/Malady/Starks. Not necessarily in that order since you need survivability items and mana regen obviously. You also only want to pick up Stark's if your team really benefits from it. I would never take 'Zerker Greaves as Taric, or most heroes honestly. DPS Taric is kind of dumb and gimmicky tbqhwy. Brackhar, the Dev who designed him, recommends Yomou's and Manamune but Taric is a great support-tank character and unless your team is really hurting for damage, your job is to tank towers and provide support during team fights.

    Sheen might not be a bad item to pick up either. I dunno, I feel like that would encourage you to use Shatter all the time when really you want to conserve it to provide armor support to your team.

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