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What if you were more impulsive

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    phew
    I'd rather you open that burlesque business

    THE SPARKLIEST CORSETS

    AND STEAMPUNK MAGICIANS

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    would the magicians have gear pasties

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hadn't thought of that. Oh God. Theme nights would be great.

    Dinner and a show. Tonight is sexy sparkly clown night.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I would spend all the money there

    well not on clown night D:

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I'm infiltrating your ranks.
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    Gentlemen

    Nah man, prolly not, gets in the way of too many other things.

    phew
    I'd rather you open that burlesque business

    went to Coney Island recently, ostensibly to see the freak show

    they sent me inside to see when the next show was because I was the only one without a cigarette

    so I came back out and told them the bad news:

    there's no freak show, but there is a burlesque show

    I failed to mention that it was in fact a boylesque show

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Monroe you are good people.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm looking like a Norseman.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nothing wrong with a boylesque show

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm looking like a Norseman.

    I look like a fat balding white guy.

    My teeth are kinda messed up too.

    Basically hideous.

    At least my doctor really helped my back today.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I really should get a microwave.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What if you were made of pizzas?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If I was more impulsive

    I would probably function normally some of the time

    and the rest of the time would kill be fast.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Got a long-ass net cable snaking out my door to the wifi router on my floor so I can download 360 updates/games

    fuck a $100 wifi adapter

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Got a long-ass net cable snaking out my door to the wifi router on my floor so I can download 360 updates/games

    fuck a $100 wifi adapter

    oh my god tell me about it

    we have to fucking take turns with the ethernet cable whenever I wans to play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood online

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm so close to actually just doing a midnight cabling job and running a split under the crown molding in the hallway

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I say midnight even though it's 3am because hell if I'm doing it tonight.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    got off work at 2:30

    got in bed at 3

    rolled around for 2 hours

    bust out the ol medicine man kit and i hope to be very sleepy in the next 45 minutes

    if i was impulsive i'd just stay up all damn day

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    shit dude go for it

    wired is more stable then wireless, anyway. you'd be doing yourself a favor in the long run!

    E: oh hello DL I did not see your post there

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sup DL

    come help me do amateur wiring

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yes. I now have that 1942 Joint Strike game.

    THE BEST GAME IN ALL THE WORLDS!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    man I gotta figure out how to set up this router so that both my xbox and computer can internet together

    i left the instructions somewhere, though so I'm to lazy to plug wires into sockets

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    sup DL

    come help me do amateur wiring

    well, i have done attic rat before...

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ahh

    my idea worked

    between bingham's new album and some hippie techniques i have started the path to sleeping peacefully tonight

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Listen to Karen Dreijer and imagine you're heading off to raid some far land, and need to rest your eyes before you hit that unseen shore.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so I watched two episodes of the wire instead of trying to go to sleep six hours ago


    I think it was a wise decision
    god damn I hate getting up at six in the morning for school

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Listen to Karen Dreijer and imagine you're heading off to raid some far land, and need to rest your eyes before you hit that unseen shore.

    ahh, the good days.

    don't i wish i could fucking swing an axe at somebody's head all day pillaging and go home and wench to my heart's content

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DL, I figure you're most likely tom know the answer to this

    is rat meat any good

    I was offered some on a future occasion by a friend the other day

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i've seen rat on a stick

    don't know if i'd care to try

    i've eaten fried bull balls before, but the idea of eating rodent outside of survival situations is repulsive

    although i have eaten squirrel before

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ask someone out

    or: play wow instead of doing this paper

    life changing

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'd eat rat if it was raised for eating. Don't eat rat that was street-hunted though.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh no I'm not eating just SOME rat

    that's how people die

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rats are made of meat.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanks for reminding me of Seoul street-food.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    people also die beating off in the closet hanging from the ceiling with a chair on it's side just out of reach

    counter point

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    people also die beating off in the closet hanging from the ceiling with a chair on it's side just out of reach

    counter point

    you'd be surprised just how many auto-erotic asphyxiation victims are wearing their mother's clothing, and women's clothing in general, when found

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    somehow i feel as if i've heard that before

    psychology of human sexuality?

    or some other perverted discussion?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the right side of my right foot keeps going numb for no apparent reason

    this is um

    not a good sign, huh?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    have you tried providing blood flow to the appendage in question

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well if it's just your foot, how bad can it be? (pretty bad?)

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    the right side of my right foot keeps going numb for no apparent reason

    this is um

    not a good sign, huh?

    are you subconsciously or even consciously tilting it to the right? so it's resting on the right edge?

    Raneados on
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