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What if you were more impulsive

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If it happens while sitting. move around more.

    If it happens while standing or walking, sit down.

    If that doesn't fix it we'll have to amputate immediately.

    Falx on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My 360 just ate another RDR disc. At least I can exchange this one when the shop opens in a couple of hours. And no, I didn't move the damn console.

    Weaver on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have a crossbar under the desk that my foot sits on that's only like an inch thick

    I can't have been tilting it sideways because that's when I notice that it's numb

    probably just need to not sit on my ass so much (or far, far more likely I have a neurodegenerative (no, not intergenerational, chrome) disease. Like, almost certain).

    L|ama on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    we're gonna have to use a frying pan off a hot stove to cauterize after the amputation

    backyard sawbones

    hmmmm

    Dead Legend on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    llama as a speculative-proficient internet doctor I am telling you that your foot is being held slanted, whether you think it is or not

    who's gonna know more about this, me or you? psh

    Raneados on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I actually have a disability rating for my left foot due to lose of nerve function from my entire lumbar region being basically empty

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    One of these days I'll have lost all fluid in every last joint and bit of connective tissue and I will make a sound like a dried & dusty skeleton, bone against bone, when I walk around.

    Weaver on
  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    new zealand is probably going to be the first place in the world with a free trade deal with Russia and we have no one in the relevant ministry (foreign affairs and trade I think?) that can speak russian

    well thought out right there

    Fiz wrote: »
    Man, there are so many things I could possibly do. Dizzying. I'd really like to someday teach English a year abroad. And one day play host family to a foreign exchange student, give them such an odd representation of America,

    "So in America you shoot the pinatas?"

    "Absolutely."

    A lot of people here have done the former. Houk, Scarlet St., and Sarukun come to mind. But all of them went to Japan. That's like the Mexico of Asia.

    I've hosted a person before. I was hoping for a cute guy but I guess they had too many girls signing up so I got stuck with one of them. Disappointing.

    You hear about people going to teach English in Japan so often I am amazed their non-Japanese population is so small. I don't think Japan would be a bad place to teach. It would be neat to be somewhere where I am not so much shorter than the average.

    a family friend went and lived in malaysia for a while and his first remark to my dad after getting there was "now I know how you feel" (dad is just a little bit shorter than me, about 6'4")

    I wasn't allowed to go on some rides at a theme park in Korea because I was too tall. Never thought that would happen.

    pinenut_canary on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    you have a butt tumor

    sorry llama

    but(t) i have no butt

    L|ama on
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man, there are so many things I could possibly do. Dizzying. I'd really like to someday teach English a year abroad. And one day play host family to a foreign exchange student, give them such an odd representation of America,

    "So in America you shoot the pinatas?"

    "Absolutely."

    Every Australian ever does the misrepresentation thing when overseas. It is so much fun.

    Mr Fuzzbutt on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want to teach in Asia too. The blog of the black guy who does said the first and most common question you get asked asa black male by kids is "Big dikku?" which I think is pretty obvious.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want to teach in Asia too. The blog of the black guy who does said the first and most common question you get asked asa black male by kids is "Big dikku?" which I think is pretty obvious.

    the huge black guy?

    http://gaijinchronicles.com/

    Raneados on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my impulsive decisions i have made in the past are stressing me out something fierce right now

    not to mention i feel like a waste of space, i mean look

    i'm in germany, but too broke to even go out or eat like a healthy person

    so i'm just stuck at home

    sleeping, posting, watching x files

    pretty fucking often

    Swill on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sorry to hear that Swill. How are food prices over in Germany, you can't cook yourself up something tasty?

    Also I love Gaijin Smash.

    Muse Among Men on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    food is cheap if you cook at home

    but uh, i have to be smart with my money

    got 50 dollars to my name

    although i am going somewhere later for a potential dishwashing job which would make me so happy

    Swill on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh :(

    I hope you get the job, you seem like a swell dude.

    Muse Among Men on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Today I was impulsive and had my hair cut

    It was several inches past my shoulders and big, like a 70s rock star

    Now it is less than an inch long

    My neck feels cold when I walk

    I look good though

    You should now all address me as "Mr Sexy"

    Solar on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    there was just an angry Scott yelling on my radio and it was awesome

    Weaver on
  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I still read gaijin smash's blog. Dude's wife recently had a baby girl.

    Falx on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If I were more impulsive, I'd find a way to get Raneados off the damned ignore list (bribery? coercion? rewind time that the posts are used more sparingly).


    Also, I'd probably surprise the wife with a jelly donut, some KY, and a small mongoose. The magic we could have.

    Machismo on
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I would be wearing this
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    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh dear

    BahamutZERO on
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    too impulsive?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i just pregamed a whole lot of booze

    and now i am going out

    shirt and tie + dress shoes

    or dress shirt + v neck and my rad shoes

    i am happy this club is free to get into, but only before 11

    Swill on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    swill stop making feel lousy about staying in

    FAQ on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is taking a lot of effort for me to go out

    although i went ice skating tonight, taught a few of my classmates how to iceskate

    i am going out tonight because DAMMIt it is friday, and if i am here i might as well attempt to meet people instead of staying home and watching the x files

    i will let them know i am the destroyer, that i can pretend to be suave and charming and meeting people

    at night, when i am ready to leave, i will impart them with a secret

    i am lonely as you are, friend, and there is no reason to be scared

    you will be okay, i will be okay, your greatest fears are concocted by your noggin and fuck it is a bad place to be when your negative thoughts dictate how you live

    i'm not scared to be here

    Swill on
  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i've always wanted to go into a haircut place and just tell someone "do whatever you think would look good on me"

    i dont know why

    i'll probably never do it though

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    they'll just hand you a paper bag, charge you 17 bucks, and send you on your way

    crwth on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    d a m n

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no it is not a burn

    it is a painful anecdote that crwth just posted

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That's really sad TLB : (

    Campion on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i always make sure to put freshly backed bread in my bag before i put it on

    makes the day slightly more delicious

    crwth on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I impulsively asked a girl out

    she said no

    This is becoming a worrying trend

    Solar on
  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't dwell on it and just keep on trying!

    Wiet on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    I impulsively asked a girl out

    she said no

    This is becoming a worrying trend

    Don't lose any sleep over it.
    Girls are the devil.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think that the more girls say no

    the better it will be when one says yes

    So this is like training really

    Or not eating before your steak dinner

    Solar on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    I impulsively asked a girl out

    she said no

    This is becoming a worrying trend

    Keep at it! You're one girl closer to a YES!

    Campion on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that yes will come when solar is 75

    he will suffer from dementia and not remember asking her out

    so it'll be like it never happened

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that yes will come when solar is 75

    he will suffer from dementia and not remember asking her out

    so it'll be like it never happened

    While we are talking about women

    I heard TLB's mother had an affair with a commie

    And that TLB was born of their love

    His real name is Dmitri

    Solar on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If I were more impulsive I would have travelled a lot more than I have, and would have spent some time living abroad. I would very likely have gone to China to teach English as a foreign language to kids there.

    Of course I probably would have gotten into trouble for mouthing off about human rights abuses there.

    Desktop Hippie on
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