just walk up to a girl and hand her an envelope containing a) pictures of your dong b) pictures of your biceps and c) a list of the personality traits that make you a total sweetheart
just walk up to a girl and hand her an envelope containing a) pictures of your dong b) pictures of your biceps and c) a list of the personality traits that make you a total sweetheart
no girl has ever been able to resist this
just a straightforward appraisal of your characteristics, not unlike the stickers one might find on a car
just walk up to a girl and hand her an envelope containing a) pictures of your dong b) pictures of your biceps and c) a list of the personality traits that make you a total sweetheart
no girl has ever been able to resist this
just a straightforward appraisal of your characteristics, not unlike the stickers one might find on a car
my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol
if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol
I have never really had a girlfriend
I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me
This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.
See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.
my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol
if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol
I have never really had a girlfriend
I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me
This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.
See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.
my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol
if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol
I have never really had a girlfriend
I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me
This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.
See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.
I am this wingman.
Yes I do need a wingman (well, I would like one)
But I also have problems when it comes to acquiring friends for the same reasons as the ones I have when it comes to relationships. But those are getting better now and I do have solid friends these days, just not ones who I have really been in a wingman situation with.
Also I am not putting the pussy on a pedestal
How the hell can I have sex with it while balanced on a chunk of marble
If i were more impulsive i would probably engage in major schadenfreude and hook up with a girl right in front of the girl i know cheated on me last night tonight at my party.
Oh wait, i am that impulsive, because thats exactly what im going to do.
my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol
if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol
I have never really had a girlfriend
I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me
This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.
See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.
I am this wingman.
Yes I do need a wingman (well, I would like one)
But I also have problems when it comes to acquiring friends for the same reasons as the ones I have when it comes to relationships. But those are getting better now and I do have solid friends these days, just not ones who I have really been in a wingman situation with.
Also I am not putting the pussy on a pedestal
How the hell can I have sex with it while balanced on a chunk of marble
I'll have you know that I have qualifications to be a wingman. I once got a friend laid. He asked me if it was a good idea if he went home with a co-worker of ours. I told him to go for it.
Turns out she told him afterwards that she had been recently released from a psyche-ward and was suicidal and wanted to date him and he didn't wear protection and only completely regretted it!
my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol
if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol
I have never really had a girlfriend
I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me
This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.
See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.
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"How does Solar know this?"
Well I'll tell you
I was that Communist
solar just hatin' because he ain't get no play
Show respect to your elders son
I do not need another hensler on my hands here
ask one girl out every hour
What even happened to Hensler man
Have not seem him in a long time
Also thanks FAQ
But it takes me than an hour to screw up the courage to ask a lady out
don't even need to leave your house
just lean out the window and yell
this is how faq got married for the second time
or the dong show
whichever is more impressive
Hey! Hey you!
No not you you are fat, your pretty friend
That's right you
want to go for a drink?
(is this right?)
also get your haircut ya goddamn hippy
yourfuckingkiddingme
gah I have to got look at a house
I did
yesterday
just walk up to a girl and hand her an envelope containing a) pictures of your dong b) pictures of your biceps and c) a list of the personality traits that make you a total sweetheart
no girl has ever been able to resist this
No likey, no lighty.
I thought the law of the land was wherever you passed out, that's your bed
just a straightforward appraisal of your characteristics, not unlike the stickers one might find on a car
that's what romance is
Oh well that's easy
it's these damn emotions which get in my way
Get another one just in case.
Hippy.
that was good
Then refuse to break eye contact for the next twenty minutes while mumbling that you think she is pretty
It's like homesteading but with more booze and less dysentery.
i just realized this
my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol
if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol
didge is a girl so this is sound advice i think
I have never really had a girlfriend
I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me
This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.
See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.
I am this wingman.
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wingman/
Yes I do need a wingman (well, I would like one)
But I also have problems when it comes to acquiring friends for the same reasons as the ones I have when it comes to relationships. But those are getting better now and I do have solid friends these days, just not ones who I have really been in a wingman situation with.
Also I am not putting the pussy on a pedestal
How the hell can I have sex with it while balanced on a chunk of marble
Just come to my museum and see all of mine.
Oh wait, i am that impulsive, because thats exactly what im going to do.
XBLGT:Banzeye SC2: Apollo.394
I'll have you know that I have qualifications to be a wingman. I once got a friend laid. He asked me if it was a good idea if he went home with a co-worker of ours. I told him to go for it.
Turns out she told him afterwards that she had been recently released from a psyche-ward and was suicidal and wanted to date him and he didn't wear protection and only completely regretted it!
I am a good wingman.
Are you the tenderest of lovers Keith?
Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.
I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.
Just trying to cope.
XBLGT:Banzeye SC2: Apollo.394
what's the admission price
put it
in
a sarcophagus