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What if you were more impulsive

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A few of you may be thinking

    "How does Solar know this?"

    Well I'll tell you

    I was that Communist

    Solar on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    none of that is true

    solar just hatin' because he ain't get no play

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    none of that is true

    solar just hatin' because he ain't get no play

    Show respect to your elders son

    Solar on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no

    I do not need another hensler on my hands here

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You gotta keep plugging away solar

    ask one girl out every hour

    FAQ on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no

    I do not need another hensler on my hands here

    What even happened to Hensler man

    Have not seem him in a long time

    Also thanks FAQ

    But it takes me than an hour to screw up the courage to ask a lady out

    Solar on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    You gotta keep plugging away solar

    ask one girl out every hour

    don't even need to leave your house

    just lean out the window and yell

    satansfingers on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    make sure the goods are on display though

    FAQ on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    You gotta keep plugging away solar

    ask one girl out every hour

    don't even need to leave your house

    just lean out the window and yell

    this is how faq got married for the second time

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    two tickets to the gun show

    or the dong show

    whichever is more impressive

    satansfingers on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    You gotta keep plugging away solar

    ask one girl out every hour

    don't even need to leave your house

    just lean out the window and yell

    Hey! Hey you!

    No not you you are fat, your pretty friend

    That's right you

    want to go for a drink?

    (is this right?)

    Solar on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ, new series of Take Me Out tonight. Can't watch it though. Stupid parties.

    Bad-Beat on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    solar that's impressive

    also get your haircut ya goddamn hippy

    FAQ on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    FAQ, new series of Take Me Out tonight. Can't watch it though. Stupid parties.

    yourfuckingkiddingme

    gah I have to got look at a house

    FAQ on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    solar that's impressive

    also get your haircut ya goddamn hippy

    I did

    yesterday

    Solar on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    two tickets to the gun show

    or the dong show

    whichever is more impressive

    just walk up to a girl and hand her an envelope containing a) pictures of your dong b) pictures of your biceps and c) a list of the personality traits that make you a total sweetheart

    no girl has ever been able to resist this

    redhead on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When you're looking at the house remember:

    No likey, no lighty.

    Bad-Beat on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    faq I did not know people owned property in Ireland

    I thought the law of the land was wherever you passed out, that's your bed

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    two tickets to the gun show

    or the dong show

    whichever is more impressive

    just walk up to a girl and hand her an envelope containing a) pictures of your dong b) pictures of your biceps and c) a list of the personality traits that make you a total sweetheart

    no girl has ever been able to resist this

    just a straightforward appraisal of your characteristics, not unlike the stickers one might find on a car

    that's what romance is

    satansfingers on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    two tickets to the gun show

    or the dong show

    whichever is more impressive

    just walk up to a girl and hand her an envelope containing a) pictures of your dong b) pictures of your biceps and c) a list of the personality traits that make you a total sweetheart

    no girl has ever been able to resist this

    just a straightforward appraisal of your characteristics, not unlike the stickers one might find on a car

    that's what romance is

    Oh well that's easy

    it's these damn emotions which get in my way

    Solar on
  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    solar that's impressive

    also get your haircut ya goddamn hippy

    I did

    yesterday

    Get another one just in case.

    Hippy.

    Wiet on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    When you're looking at the house remember:

    No likey, no lighty.

    that was good

    FAQ on
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I recommend punching her in the face to show her that you are STRONG

    Then refuse to break eye contact for the next twenty minutes while mumbling that you think she is pretty

    Didgeridoo on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    faq I did not know people owned property in Ireland

    I thought the law of the land was wherever you passed out, that's your bed

    It's like homesteading but with more booze and less dysentery.

    MereHappenstance on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i have never actually been on a for reals date

    i just realized this

    my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol

    if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol

    redhead on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    I recommend punching her in the face to show her that you are STRONG

    Then refuse to break eye contact for the next twenty minutes while mumbling that you think she is pretty

    didge is a girl so this is sound advice i think

    crwth on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    i have never actually been on a for reals date

    i just realized this

    my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol

    if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol

    I have never really had a girlfriend

    I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me

    This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.

    Solar on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    i have never actually been on a for reals date

    i just realized this

    my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol

    if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol

    I have never really had a girlfriend

    I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me

    This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.

    See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.

    I am this wingman.

    MereHappenstance on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    i have never actually been on a for reals date

    i just realized this

    my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol

    if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol

    I have never really had a girlfriend

    I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me

    This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.

    See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.

    I am this wingman.

    http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wingman/

    Garlic Bread on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    He's putting the pussy on a pedestal.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    cut out a woman's vagina and put it on top of an actual pedestal

    crwth on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    i have never actually been on a for reals date

    i just realized this

    my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol

    if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol

    I have never really had a girlfriend

    I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me

    This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.

    See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.

    I am this wingman.

    Yes I do need a wingman (well, I would like one)

    But I also have problems when it comes to acquiring friends for the same reasons as the ones I have when it comes to relationships. But those are getting better now and I do have solid friends these days, just not ones who I have really been in a wingman situation with.

    Also I am not putting the pussy on a pedestal

    How the hell can I have sex with it while balanced on a chunk of marble

    Solar on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    cut out a woman's vagina and put it on top of an actual pedestal

    Just come to my museum and see all of mine.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If i were more impulsive i would probably engage in major schadenfreude and hook up with a girl right in front of the girl i know cheated on me last night tonight at my party.

    Oh wait, i am that impulsive, because thats exactly what im going to do.

    Apolloh on
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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    i have never actually been on a for reals date

    i just realized this

    my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol

    if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol

    I have never really had a girlfriend

    I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me

    This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.

    See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.

    I am this wingman.

    Yes I do need a wingman (well, I would like one)

    But I also have problems when it comes to acquiring friends for the same reasons as the ones I have when it comes to relationships. But those are getting better now and I do have solid friends these days, just not ones who I have really been in a wingman situation with.

    Also I am not putting the pussy on a pedestal

    How the hell can I have sex with it while balanced on a chunk of marble

    I'll have you know that I have qualifications to be a wingman. I once got a friend laid. He asked me if it was a good idea if he went home with a co-worker of ours. I told him to go for it.

    Turns out she told him afterwards that she had been recently released from a psyche-ward and was suicidal and wanted to date him and he didn't wear protection and only completely regretted it!

    I am a good wingman.

    MereHappenstance on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    i have never actually been on a for reals date

    i just realized this

    my relationships with girls have always arisen organically out of either a) friendships or b) alcohol

    if i go on my first date at age like 24 im gonna lol

    I have never really had a girlfriend

    I have got laid but due to reasons proper relationships elude me

    This is something I would like to change, hence the asking women out on dates.

    See, what you need is a good wingman. Someone to chat a lady up for you and tell her about how great of a person you are. You need a wingman with experience. A wingman with skill.

    I am this wingman.

    http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wingman/

    Are you the tenderest of lovers Keith?

    MereHappenstance on
  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    Apolloh on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    cut out a woman's vagina and put it on top of an actual pedestal

    Just come to my museum and see all of mine.

    what's the admission price

    crwth on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    don't put the pussy on a pedestal

    put it

    in

    a sarcophagus

    redhead on
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