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What if you were more impulsive

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  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    EVER HAD SEX WITH A PHARAOHHHHHH

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    kiss a dude

    Garlic Bread on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    cut out a woman's vagina and put it on top of an actual pedestal

    Just come to my museum and see all of mine.

    what's the admission price

    One vagina

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    who would want to fuck a dried up mummy pussy

    c'mon kanye...

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MereHappenstance I did not intend to disparage your qualities as a Wingman

    I apologise for any offense

    Solar on
  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    kiss a dude

    NAH

    Apolloh on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    Here is something I have learned about women in the past year.

    They are all out to hurt your feelings so just fucking forget about it.

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  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah, i'm aware of that. And i didn't let on too much until last Thursday.

    And wellp

    LESSON LEARNED HERE, DONT STOP HUSTLIN

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    MereHappenstance I did not intend to disparage your qualities as a Wingman

    I apologise for any offense

    No offense taken I simply meant to illustrate my abilities as a wingman with a story. Made of words!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    kiss a dude

    NAH

    kiss two dudes

    Garlic Bread on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    every time i think of one of kanye's lines from that song i have to listen to it again

    ugh jay-z what are you doing on this song, the rest of it is so good

    redhead on
  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't be hatin' Joe Camel

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MiOvt.jpg

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Yeah, i'm aware of that. And i didn't let on too much until last Thursday.

    And wellp

    LESSON LEARNED HERE, DONT STOP HUSTLIN

    You just keep on keepin' on Apolloh.

    MereHappenstance on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    is redhead kanye or summink

    FAQ on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh the apple

    I get that

    I get that symbolism

    FAQ on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    its me im kanye west

    redhead on
  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    MiOvt.jpg

    3OH!3 wrote that song for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    every time i think of one of kanye's lines from that song i have to listen to it again

    ugh jay-z what are you doing on this song, the rest of it is so good

    sasquatch
    godzilla
    king kong
    loch ness
    goblin
    ghoul
    a zombie with no conscience

    question: what do all all these things have in common?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    kiss a dude

    NAH

    kiss two dudes

    Keith's on the right track Apolloh but he thinks too small. What you do is you find a dude prettier than her and fuck him in her bed.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    They were all nicknames given to you during high school

    FAQ on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    loch ness monster though

    otherwise you're just talking about a lake...

    FAQ on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    kiss a dude

    NAH

    kiss two dudes

    Keith's on the right track Apolloh but he thinks too small. What you do is you find a dude prettier than her and fuck him in her bed.

    you should be an advice columnist

    redhead on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    They were all nicknames given to you during high school

    no one ever called me a zombie with no conscience

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    They're all possible Twilight franchise spin-offs?

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  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Apolloh wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Two wrongs don't make a right Apolloh.

    :(

    Look man, i get that. Take the higher road etc etc.

    I just kept my guard up so well with this girl, and the minute that i let it down she steps all over my dignity.

    Just trying to cope.

    kiss a dude

    NAH

    kiss two dudes

    Keith's on the right track Apolloh but he thinks too small. What you do is you find a dude prettier than her and fuck him in her bed.

    How much is your newsletter?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    how can you be sure

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    is there a zombie out there with a conscience

    all pondering the morality of his desire to eat brains

    i blame jay-z for this awful post

    redhead on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    people it was a hypothetical question posed by the popular rapper "jay-z"

    foreigners

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hum.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    liiya i can never stay mad at you

    faq on the other hand

    i'm never not mad at him

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Liiya, we aren't your colonies anymore.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man everytime I meet a nice lady I go straight to the friend zone, or they want one of my friends.

    I'm too much of a nice guy, also I'm tubby

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya, we aren't your colonies anymore.

    Sigh

    I wish you were.

    Liiya on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you can be a nice guy and get ladies, being nice is attractive

    FAQ on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i'd like to exploit your resources.

    actually wait i'm not sure what i'm doing here

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You just cant be a pussy

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Man everytime I meet a nice lady I go straight to the friend zone, or they want one of my friends.

    I'm too much of a nice guy, also I'm tubby

    Bucketman, see...

    the friend zone sounds almost nice.

    Better than being ignored.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah there's a difference between being nice and a doormat.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It should be, girls dig nice guys with backbones.

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