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What if you were more impulsive

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Everybody's saying I want a nice guy or a nice girl

    everybody is saying that all the time in every movie I've ever seen

    FAQ on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Man everytime I meet a nice lady I go straight to the friend zone, or they want one of my friends.

    I'm too much of a nice guy, also I'm tubby

    Bucketman, see...

    the friend zone sounds almost nice.

    Better than being ignored.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    man i hate it when girls are nice because i am always CONVINCED it is an act

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i want a slutty girl who will be down with having sex with me in public

    is that so much to ask

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is an act Zoel

    all women are deceivers after your wallet

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  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    man i hate it when girls are nice because i am always CONVINCED it is an act

    Just have low expectations and you'll never be disappointed

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    depends, how much money do you have

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah basically.

    But not so much.


    To be fair sometimes girls don't ignore me but it ends up being a girl from Michigan or something and we can't have some long distance relationship.

    Anyway you can tell I haven't talked to a girl in a few months!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MereHappenstance wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Man everytime I meet a nice lady I go straight to the friend zone, or they want one of my friends.

    I'm too much of a nice guy, also I'm tubby

    Bucketman, see...

    the friend zone sounds almost nice.

    Better than being ignored.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

    This made me laugh and I actually really like this song.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Being nice seems more attractive than being a bastard to my untrained eye.

    I would rather go out with a nice girl than a mean one

    And I'm sure that many women feel the same.

    Solar on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    it is an act Zoel

    all women are deceivers after your wallet

    !

    wait is this real talk

    help all systems down

    gay dar
    sarcastometer
    ironometer

    THEY'RE ALL DOWN

    SET CONDITION TO RED

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Yeah basically.

    But not so much.


    To be fair sometimes girls don't ignore me but it ends up being a girl from Michigan or something and we can't have some long distance relationship.

    Anyway you can tell I haven't talked to a girl in a few months!

    All the guys in my trade are gay or taken.

    Liiya on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have been chatting with a girl on OKcupid.

    She is cool and wants to play diablo 2.

    I can't get it to install right though.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    SEIZE THE DAY

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Yeah basically.

    But not so much.


    To be fair sometimes girls don't ignore me but it ends up being a girl from Michigan or something and we can't have some long distance relationship.

    Anyway you can tell I haven't talked to a girl in a few months!

    All the guys in my trade are gay or taken.

    But you must admit Liiya that your trade is not traditionally one frequented by red-blooded hetero men.

    Solar on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is talk of such realitude that it gave me a nosebleed

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you'll find your seymour one day liiya

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  • ApollohApolloh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Liiya what is your trade im curious now

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    To be fair Liiya flowers are pretty gay.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    depends, how much money do you have

    five bucks

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Being nice seems more attractive than being a bastard to my untrained eye.

    I would rather go out with a nice girl than a mean one

    And I'm sure that many women feel the same.

    nice isn't really the same thing as "good" or "honest" or "faithful" or "begrudgingly respectful"

    I mean they frequently go together but one doesn't require any of the others

    I've dated plenty of nice girls who weren't honest and didn't respect me at all

    Nice is so low on the priority list right now. I mean I think I'm ok but I'm not painstakingly nice sometimes I can be kind of a dick much to my own chagrin. I can live with someone who is just sort of nice.

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Depends upon the viciousness of the female.
    You can certainly often earn points terrorizing the surrounding populous.
    Oh wait, this isn't the dragon thread.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sometimes I think I should try to get a girlfriend or something.

    But then I realize I don't really know any girls except the ones I went to school with and my coworkers.

    And then I'm like fuck it.

    Burning Organ on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    depends, how much money do you have

    enough to not be comfortable disclosing that information

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    SUDDENLY SEYMOUR

    IS STANDING BESIDE YOU

    YOU DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP

    DON'T NEED TO PRETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    SEIZE THE DAY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pKCg6tCf5I

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Burning Organ wrote: »
    Sometimes I think I should try to get a girlfriend or something.

    But then I realize I don't really know any girls except the ones I went to school with and my coworkers.

    And then I'm like fuck it.

    i have it on good authority that fucking your coworkers always ends well

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Being nice seems more attractive than being a bastard to my untrained eye.

    I would rather go out with a nice girl than a mean one

    And I'm sure that many women feel the same.

    Yeah it's not about being nice or not, so much as being a pussy or not.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    SUDDENLY SEYMOUR

    IS STANDING BESIDE YOU

    YOU DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP

    DON'T NEED TO PRETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

    ...

    Tell me more

    Solar on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    SUDDENLY SEYMOUR

    IS STANDING BESIDE YOU

    YOU DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP

    DON'T NEED TO PRETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

    ...

    Tell me more

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jTw0vzG5lQ

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ahem if i could discuss the ladder theory for a moment

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    GOD COWORKERS

    So I went to some party for someone who was moving to another station and the director was there

    Ask out a girl, kind of buzzed, she's all yeah i'll go out with you but only if you real talk the director of the station who could fire you on a whim

    So I do that, narrowly avoid being fired

    And then she STILL shoots me down. Ughhghghghghfdauiodsfjiadfj;isafj;oihafn'nhewrinhjoadfnxzcijlofpshoif;hawerjiu90rq9032u4a89y3y67ewarsfdu7h8jiods RAGE

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Being nice seems more attractive than being a bastard to my untrained eye.

    I would rather go out with a nice girl than a mean one

    And I'm sure that many women feel the same.

    Yeah it's not about being nice or not, so much as being a pussy or not.

    Well yeah sure.

    I just think that being a generally nice, honest, compassionate person is attractive

    It's not the be-all and end-all, but it is a good thing.

    And I think there is a difference between being a really nice person and being a doormat.

    Solar on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Suddenly Seymour is way better if you listen to the sped-up version. Audrey's chipmunk voice will make your ears bleed

    Fiz on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Little Shop Of Horrors is the greatest musical of all time

    fight me

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    GOD COWORKERS

    So I went to some party for someone who was moving to another station and the director was there

    Ask out a girl, kind of buzzed, she's all yeah i'll go out with you but only if you real talk the director of the station who could fire you on a whim

    So I do that, narrowly avoid being fired

    And then she STILL shoots me down. Ughhghghghghfdauiodsfjiadfj;isafj;oihafn'nhewrinhjoadfnxzcijlofpshoif;hawerjiu90rq9032u4a89y3y67ewarsfdu7h8jiods RAGE

    Bitch move, co-worker. Bitch move.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Yeah basically.

    But not so much.


    To be fair sometimes girls don't ignore me but it ends up being a girl from Michigan or something and we can't have some long distance relationship.

    Anyway you can tell I haven't talked to a girl in a few months!

    All the guys in my trade are gay or taken.

    But you must admit Liiya that your trade is not traditionally one frequented by red-blooded hetero men.

    That's true!

    Apolloh, I am a florist. In fact, I am Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, apparently!

    Liiya on
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe I can go bag all the chicks once I get to Sweden, my exotic accent will help.

    Oh wait, I already talk swedish more or less like a swede. Fuck.

    Burning Organ on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    GOD COWORKERS

    So I went to some party for someone who was moving to another station and the director was there

    Ask out a girl, kind of buzzed, she's all yeah i'll go out with you but only if you real talk the director of the station who could fire you on a whim

    So I do that, narrowly avoid being fired

    And then she STILL shoots me down. Ughhghghghghfdauiodsfjiadfj;isafj;oihafn'nhewrinhjoadfnxzcijlofpshoif;hawerjiu90rq9032u4a89y3y67ewarsfdu7h8jiods RAGE

    Bitch move, co-worker. Bitch move.

    Yeah that is an example of not nice

    Solar on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Yeah basically.

    But not so much.


    To be fair sometimes girls don't ignore me but it ends up being a girl from Michigan or something and we can't have some long distance relationship.

    Anyway you can tell I haven't talked to a girl in a few months!

    All the guys in my trade are gay or taken.

    But you must admit Liiya that your trade is not traditionally one frequented by red-blooded hetero men.

    That's true!

    Apolloh, I am a florist. In fact, I am Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, apparently!

    You're in an abusive relationship with a dentist who looks suspiciously like Steve Martin?

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