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You're Thor? Well it hurts

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    now sh, that is a lady I wanna see in a steel thong

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    christina hendricks is too perfect

    there is something amiss with her and I do not know what

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't do it, SH.

    I will fight you to the death for a taste of that.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    her boobs are too big

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    no such thing

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    She's not really a redhead, Pip.

    Although she's a blonde. So that's not exactly a negative.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If you have trouble seeing curves in this: pic from Closer, NSFW

    Well, I just don't know what to say about you.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    She's not really a redhead, Pip.

    Although she's a blonde. So that's not exactly a negative.

    lies and slanders

    she brings legitimacy to my people

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    her boobs are too big

    I think it's time for all straight male forumers to band together and cast you off the Cliff of No Balls into the Sea of Bad Opinions

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    keith does have balls

    they just haven't descended yet

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    it hurts when i eat too much!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh man Closer

    that scene where mushmouth breaks up/divorces scaryface is so amazing

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Closer is a terrible terrible movie

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    closer was awful except for the sexy parts

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There needs to be a coffee table book of Christina Hendricks looking amazing


    edit: it's mostly just the pure vitriol

    "That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag. "

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i just got the title

    haha...lisp

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    her boobs are too big

    Anymore than a handfull and you're risking a sprained tongue?

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Really big boobs and super long penises both suffer unless you're with a person with giant hands.

    Or a cavernous vagina. Ladies :winky:

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Closer is a terrible terrible movie

    man that's not the subject of our evening together, TLB

    the subject is butts and the quality thereof

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Closer is a terrible terrible movie

    Clive Owen makes that film for me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvIDDXzNm4I

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I love Christina Hendricks as much as the next guy

    but keep in mind that another version of her exists, even though it is a thing that most of us won't see:
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Still pretty hot, I like the glasses.

    And considering what people usually look like when paparazzi shoot them? That's practically a glamour shot.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I really really really hope this is good

    Hemsworth's accent is troubling, though

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hated the last trailer and still think it looks too clean but he killed a frost giant in this one so things are looking up.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I really really really hope this is good

    Hemsworth's accent is troubling, though

    when he talks i think he's heath ledger in 10 things i hate about you

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also the whole multiracial Norse pantheon thing is dumb as hell.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Why is this movie in 3D?

    I just showed a friend of mine the trailer and he responded with "If I didnt already know about it I would have zero idea this was based off of a comic book."

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    this movie is going to be amazing

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Why is this movie in 3D?
    Same reason other movies are in 3D. Narnia, Tron, Jackass, Gulliver's Travels, etc.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    This movie could be great but it could also be really awful.

    I feel this way about pretty much every comic movie coming out

    I want to punch everyone who says stuff like "this could be good but it could also be bad"

    you're not even fucking saying anything

    you're just vomiting words

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Why is this movie in 3D?
    Same reason other movies are in 3D. Narnia, Tron, Jackass, Gulliver's Travels, etc.

    Mediocrity and gullible fans?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2010
    things are in 3D because ticket prices are higher for 3D movies so grosses are inflated

    meaning you can make a bunch more money even if fewer people see it

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Why is this movie in 3D?
    Same reason other movies are in 3D. Narnia, Tron, Jackass, Gulliver's Travels, etc.

    Mediocrity and gullible fans?

    ...Cats and Dogs 2, Alice in Wonderland, Last Airbender, Step Up 3...

    These digital projectors with the RealD addons are expensive, and I'm guessing they really want to get their moneys worth on these upgrades.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    This movie could be great but it could also be really awful.

    I feel this way about pretty much every comic movie coming out

    I want to punch everyone who says stuff like "this could be good but it could also be bad"

    you're not even fucking saying anything

    you're just vomiting words

    Seriously.

    I mean... you're stating the obvious when you go say that. It's like... I could really enjoy this hamburger. But..

    I may not

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    not necessarily with food because you could say you could really enjoy a taco

    but then your asshole wont later when it bleeds out diarrhea

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    This movie could be great but it could also be really awful.

    I feel this way about pretty much every comic movie coming out

    I want to punch everyone who says stuff like "this could be good but it could also be bad"

    you're not even fucking saying anything

    you're just vomiting words

    You can put together a really well worked trailer such as this and then the movie turns out to be god awful, with the best bits appearing in the trailer. A film such as this can easily be let down by stuff like dialogue which action trailers tend to leave out.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    This movie could be great but it could also be really awful.

    I feel this way about pretty much every comic movie coming out

    I want to punch everyone who says stuff like "this could be good but it could also be bad"

    you're not even fucking saying anything

    you're just vomiting words

    You can put together a really well worked trailer such as this and then the movie turns out to be god awful, with the best bits appearing in the trailer. A film such as this can easily be let down by stuff like dialogue which action trailers tend to leave out.
    Maybe, but saying "this could be great or awful" is true of literally every movie, book, or sex session ever.

    Until you experience it, anything could either be great or awful. Or even just okay!

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This Sonic game could feature lots of running

    Or maybe turning into a werewolf

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's a case of not being "won over" by the trailer but still wanting to see it because of the source material. You know that's good but will it transfer into this movie? First trailer says: maybe. It's different for an original film because you don't have that source material to keep you interested in a film after watching a so-so trailer. If you're not sure you want to see a film and the trailer is pants, chances are you won't see it.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    I love Christina Hendricks as much as the next guy

    but keep in mind that another version of her exists, even though it is a thing that most of us won't see:
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    This barely even looks like her

    Like, the structure of her face is totally different

    I'm not trusting any image that came from a site called dudelol.com

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