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SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    just postin' to say I got my stuff, Pix to follow.

    sarukun on
  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok, it's sent. I couldn't do tracking, since it was an international rate. I did insure it and get return delivery. So if it shows up back here or doesn't show up at all I can deal with it.

    And since my Satanee didn't really give me anything firm to go on, I got them what I though any foreigner would want from the US. A big ol' box full of American Exceptionalism. Though it'll probably just make them want to emigrate with all the concentrated American awesomeness inside.

    Kakodaimonos on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hamburgers and bullets?

    bwanie on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bwanie wrote: »
    hamburgers and bullets?

    Frozen Hamburger bullets?

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    just postin' to say I got my stuff, Pix to follow.

    You seem so excited.

    NotASenator on
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    aaaaah shit

    you live in lawton? how long have you lived there?

    we might've been living next to each other for years and not known it

    Rent on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    just got back from usps

    dang that was a hassle

    but it's sent!

    Squall on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    just postin' to say I got my stuff, Pix to follow.

    You seem so excited.

    And he just can't hide it.

    Hunter on
  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    He's about to lose control, and I think he likes it

    Slacker71 on
  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    bwanie wrote: »
    hamburgers and bullets?

    Frozen Hamburger bullets?

    Pshaw. Something far more awesome and quintessentially American.

    Kakodaimonos on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    bwanie wrote: »
    hamburgers and bullets?

    Frozen Hamburger bullets?

    Pshaw. Something far more awesome and quintessentially American.

    a lawsuit?

    Squall on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Status: DELIVERED

    Oh god the suspense, I can't wait

    Usagi on
  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Status: DELIVERED

    Oh god the suspense, I can't wait

    Oh man, I just received this box in the mail today. It's awful. I've already burned it. Worst SS ever.

    Heh. No, I am anxious to see what you sent. I'm sure it's awesome.

    . on
    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Spork you can combine a chain because it's been discovered that Bogey was my satan

    RabidDeathMoose on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have word-vomit every time I post in this thread.

    I just want to yell out to my Satanee to let them know I care.

    And that they got awesomesauce gifts.

    MetroidZoid on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I bought my santa his gift today.

    A leatherbound collection of H.G. Wells, and a small hardback containing weird facts and stories.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dang that is a cool gift

    Langly on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok, it's sent. I couldn't do tracking, since it was an international rate. I did insure it and get return delivery. So if it shows up back here or doesn't show up at all I can deal with it.

    And since my Satanee didn't really give me anything firm to go on, I got them what I though any foreigner would want from the US. A big ol' box full of American Exceptionalism. Though it'll probably just make them want to emigrate with all the concentrated American awesomeness inside.

    I didn't realise Papa Johns delivered to Norway!

    Legba on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hmm, my satanee hasn't posted and I believe their gift has been there a little while. Still worried about the name being different on who signed for it.

    USPS you are the worst.

    Aphostile on
    Nothing. Matters.
  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    . wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Status: DELIVERED

    Oh god the suspense, I can't wait

    Oh man, I just received this box in the mail today. It's awful. I've already burned it. Worst SS ever.

    Heh. No, I am anxious to see what you sent. I'm sure it's awesome.

    Well its awesome so I can put your mind at ease.

    I got home from work today to find a package at my door. I wasn't expecting anything so I knew it had to be my SS.

    I check the out side of the box and yeah, I don't know anybody from WA.

    I whip open the box and find a card wishing me a merry Christmas:

    1.jpg

    digging into those peanuts I find some delicious toffee which I will be trying after dinner:

    photo-1.jpg

    Next I find some spatulas and I am starting to think there may be a theme, a theme that I am exited for:
    photo2.jpg

    I have to show you a shot of Usagi's lovely wrapping:
    photo3.jpg

    and everything unwrapped:
    photo4.jpg
    1. The joy of cooking, my mom will be thrilled, I am always borrowing her copy
    2. Some interesting spices, smokin hot garlic pepper and Aldenwood smoked salt. I will try the garlic pepper soon that sounds good
    3. Salt: a world history. that was a great pick I almost bought it for my self last week while shopping, but money is a little tight and I decided to wait.

    There is one more gift and it took me a moment or to to figure out what it was (I am dumb):

    photo5.jpg

    Who is that guy still in his work uniforme with the dashing scarf? Two thumbs pointed this way.

    Great work Usagi and thank you very much! I hope you also have a merry Christmas!

    Ps. kinda creepy but I am still wearing the scarf and it smells like a lady.

    Josiah_9 on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well dru does have a very feminine odor

    Squall on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    . wrote: »
    Ps. kinda creepy but I am still wearing the scarf and it smells like a lady.

    I don't see how this could be taken as creepy.

    Fiz on
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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanks for making it seem like I wrote that. Now Dru knows I'm making moves on his lady.

    . on
    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    . wrote: »
    Thanks for making it seem like I wrote that. Now Dru knows I'm making moves on his lady.

    Dru is lucky he can even move at his age...his lady...whatever, Druhim is old.

    Hunter on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A for effort

    Squall on
  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    well dru does have a very feminine odor

    Oh, it is Dru musk.

    Now I know why she moved across the country to be with him. It is intoxicating.

    Josiah_9 on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pretty sweet haul. There's a definite cooking theme to the gifts this year, huh?

    Legba on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Like clockwork every year, I make a ton of Amazon orders, and inevitably one gets mixed up upon arrival with my Satan's gift. So I'm pretty sure that Amazon did not in fact majorly fuck up the order of things I got my little brother, and these are in fact belonging to me.

    I don't want to do the reveal yet, because my Satan asked me to wait (and I kind of already fucked that up), but now I know my Satan lives in the Netherlands. Name starts with a B? That's all I got. That and a whole lotta vowels in the billing address.

    Thank you Satan!

    (it's, uh ... the three 'things' all by the same person if you're wondering. Which you may not be. Because I still have no idea who you are)

    MetroidZoid on
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    just postin' to say I got my stuff, Pix to follow.

    You seem so excited.

    Maybe it's a gun rack.

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    aaaaah shit

    you live in lawton? how long have you lived there?

    we might've been living next to each other for years and not known it

    no way!

    I've lived here my whole life, man this is crazy!

    VALVEjunkie on
  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hey Satan!

    I won't be home from Christmas to New Years, so don't expect a post if it gets here in that time period.

    Slacker71 on
  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just got home from college, and there was a package on my doorstep!!

    It was for my sister.

    Wombat!! on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    :winky:

    Antimatter on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's funny how horrible all the delivery companies are.

    Platy on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    . wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Status: DELIVERED

    Oh god the suspense, I can't wait

    Oh man, I just received this box in the mail today. It's awful. I've already burned it. Worst SS ever.

    Heh. No, I am anxious to see what you sent. I'm sure it's awesome.

    Well its awesome so I can put your mind at ease.

    I got home from work today to find a package at my door. I wasn't expecting anything so I knew it had to be my SS.

    I check the out side of the box and yeah, I don't know anybody from WA.

    I whip open the box and find a card wishing me a merry Christmas:

    1.jpg

    digging into those peanuts I find some delicious toffee which I will be trying after dinner:

    photo-1.jpg

    Next I find some spatulas and I am starting to think there may be a theme, a theme that I am exited for:
    photo2.jpg

    I have to show you a shot of Usagi's lovely wrapping:
    photo3.jpg

    and everything unwrapped:
    photo4.jpg
    1. The joy of cooking, my mom will be thrilled, I am always borrowing her copy
    2. Some interesting spices, smokin hot garlic pepper and Aldenwood smoked salt. I will try the garlic pepper soon that sounds good
    3. Salt: a world history. that was a great pick I almost bought it for my self last week while shopping, but money is a little tight and I decided to wait.

    There is one more gift and it took me a moment or to to figure out what it was (I am dumb):

    photo5.jpg

    Who is that guy still in his work uniforme with the dashing scarf? Two thumbs pointed this way.

    Great work Usagi and thank you very much! I hope you also have a merry Christmas!

    Ps. kinda creepy but I am still wearing the scarf and it smells like a lady.

    YESSSSSSSSSS

    I'm super glad that you like it! I had a lot of fun putting the stuff together and so happy that you were looking at Salt earlier (loved the book but I get weird looks from some people for recommending a book about a condiment)

    And yes, it's a little known fact that Dru does indeed smell of lavender and vanilla

    Usagi on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i was at usps using their automatic postal center to avoid the line out the door

    person ahead of me was trying to get stamps but the machine was jammed so she bitched out the lady that popped out to see what was wrong

    lady was nearly in tears explaining how everyone there had been working since 8am with no breaks and getting bitched out by customers left and right and no sorry you cant skip to the front of the line

    Squall on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    well dru does have a very feminine odor

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    Druhim on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also Josiah

    I just want you to know how hard it was not to just buy you an entire cart worth of U Mich gear when I saw the OSU sweatshirt on your wishlist

    Usagi on
  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's funny how horrible all the delivery companies are.
    You know what's worse? Customs. Fuck. Customs. The last bit of my gift has been held up in customs for eleven damn days due to 'increased security regulations' on all international shipments because a month ago they found 'something dangerous' on a shipment from fucking Yemen.

    Sorry TLB, at this point I'm hoping it makes it to you by Christmas day.

    FlatEric on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    And that, ladies and gentleman, is my boyfriend

    Usagi on
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