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SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    bwanie wrote: »
    hamburgers and bullets?

    Frozen Hamburger bullets?

    Pshaw. Something far more awesome and quintessentially American.

    a lawsuit?
    A zoot suit?

    Platy on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    aint hatin baby that's a compliment

    Squall on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    aint hatin baby that's a compliment

    I know, I know. The image just seemed appropriate overall in spite of that one phrase.

    Druhim on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    having trouble thinking of a situation where that image isn't appropriate

    Squall on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In a situation where someone says, "don't show that picture."

    Blake T on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I bought my santa his gift today.

    A leatherbound collection of H.G. Wells, and a small hardback containing weird facts and stories.

    :O

    sarukun on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    just postin' to say I got my stuff, Pix to follow.

    You seem so excited.

    Maybe it's a gun rack.

    No ways, man, I'm pretty happy with my haul, I just didn't have a lot of time at that moment.

    sarukun on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    I just got home from college, and there was a package on my doorstep!!

    It was for my sister.

    How many packages would you say your sister gets on an average day?

    Hunter on
  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    I just got home from college, and there was a package on my doorstep!!

    It was for my sister.

    How many packages would you say your sister gets on an average day?

    I expected this joke to be made shortly after making that post. It was only a matter of time...

    Wombat!! on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    I just got home from college, and there was a package on my doorstep!!

    It was for my sister.

    How many packages would you say your sister gets on an average day?

    I expected this joke to be made shortly after making that post. It was only a matter of time...

    I got to as soon as I saw it.

    Hunter on
  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My package was sent out today! Should reach my satanee around Tuesday of next week.

    Sticks on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ho ho ho hoooo
    12:59 16-Dec-2010 Departure from inward office of exchange - LOCATION REDACTED

    Sooooooon

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DELIVERED

    SATANEE, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID PORCH

    Abracadaniel on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I KNOW WHO YOUR SATANEE IS!

    VisionOfClarity on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ME TOO

    wait

    Abracadaniel on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my porch!
    is empty :(

    Squall on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    just postin' to say I got my stuff, Pix to follow.

    You seem so excited.

    Maybe it's a gun rack.

    A gun rack? ...A gun rack. He doesn't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

    What is he gonna do with a gun rack?

    Garlic Bread on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you don't like it?

    fine

    #pipe on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No packages for meeeee.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    you don't like it?

    fine

    You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

    Garlic Bread on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dear my Satanee,

    I am very sorry for my lack of pomp in the delivering and decorating of your gifts

    I didn't send a card

    I didn't even wrap them

    I'm sorry :(

    Love,
    Sheri

    Sheri on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh shit

    USPS delivery confirmation says that my Satanee's gift was delivered today at 8:48 am

    Uuuuh I sure hope they got it

    Sheri on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In case my satan was wondering, I haven't received anything yet.

    Butler on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    In a situation where someone says, "don't show that picture."

    it's even more appropriate then

    Druhim on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dru reading your sig has been a lesson in let-downs

    "oh man I love pokemon to--awww"

    every

    single

    time

    Squall on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I smelled the wayne's world quotes

    came as fast as I could

    it was not fast enough

    George Fornby Grill on
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have it on good word, satanee, that your package should get there Monday!

    Yay!

    KetBra on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh yeah i got a p cool early present today

    I'm gonna be an uncle!

    Abracadaniel on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hot dang!

    Congrats!

    Sheri on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    SHERI!

    YOU ARE THE BEST!

    BahamutZERO on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hot dang!

    He got it!

    Sheri on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    these are super the best
    I will wear them every day until Spring

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    I will be the envy of my peers

    strutting about in authentic Sheri knitwear

    BahamutZERO on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yay I have received confirmation that my satanee's gifts are safe and sound but I will let them do the reveal
    (for those of you not on facebook)

    Abracadaniel on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yaaaaaaaaaay!

    There will be more to the gift, BZ, but it will most likely come after Christmas. It's just another something small, but I wanted to get the big gift to you as soon as I could. <3

    Sheri on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Dan is the most amazing Satan I've had since I started doing this four years ago. I took a bunch of pictures on my phone, but they'll have to wait until tomorrow. Thank you so much, all the presents are things I love!

    Kusuguttai on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    (they are all my wiener)

    Abracadaniel on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    P.S. BZ I totally wanna hear how jealous all of your peers are over your sweet reversible Pac-Man scarf

    Sheri on
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Yaaaaaaaaaay!

    There will be more to the gift, BZ, but it will most likely come after Christmas. It's just another something small, but I wanted to get the big gift to you as soon as I could. <3

    oh my god!

    BahamutZERO on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    this is what I got:
    the best magnet set ever, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
    Batman: The Animated Series vol 1
    Batman: The Animated Series Writer's Bible
    A book illustrated by Mike Mignola!
    Dungeons and Dragons Soda!
    Two T-shirts!
    An adorable little card!
    A humble indie bundle!

    Kusuguttai on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maaaaan, Veretas, you done knocked it out the park this year, I got the other package today! Gonna take some pictures on Saturday and reveal the haul!

    sarukun on
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