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SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    you don't like it?

    fine

    You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

    psycho hose beast

    sarukun on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yesterday I saw a Nerf Deploy in a toystore

    something I've wanted ever since I knew it existed and I never thought I'd see on these shores

    but I couldn't buy it because I don't have any money

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPcsMMEMbfw

    #pipe on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    pipe this is my response to you
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGbVoDVWZsc

    Kusuguttai on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what are you trying to say?

    #pipe on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    you never know what will happen pipey
    you'll get your nerf gun!

    Kusuguttai on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So, I left San Diego at 10:00 AM, drove for about 10 hours, and arrived in the Bay Area. Time to get my got dang package.

    Theletter.jpg

    There was a letter. It made a sound like a rain stick. I was mildly nervous.

    Santaisactuallykindoffrightening.jpg

    Inside was a jolly fat man proclaiming I'm on his "list". Nervousness increasing.

    Seedsdude.jpg

    Oh, right! That's Santa! It's okay for him to have a list. It is a list of people to give gifts to. Thank you MetroidZoid! Gardening is great, and so are you! I can't tell if there was a subtle nod to my wishlist in there but I'm pretty sure there was so this is me, noddin' back. Mmmhmm.

    But wait! More gifts! They came in a box but I forgot to take a picture, because I am a bad person. Begin the shunning.

    Thehaul.jpg

    Did you even fucking know there is a Penny Arcade card game, because I totally did not. What the hell. This is awesome.

    Also there is a book, I think it is a quiz or something but the questions are all easy. I mean, come on.

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    Come on! Why would you ever want to pee yourself. I already swear all the time, so being a chess grandmaster would just be gravy.

    Thank you so much, MetroidZoid! You. Are. Rad!

    ps the card said "three packages" but there were three items in the Amazon package so I assume that's what you were talking about

    Tossrock on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's true, you do swear a lot. I was sure YOUR GIRLFRIEND was going to say something about it

    Fiz on
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    aaaaah shit

    you live in lawton? how long have you lived there?

    we might've been living next to each other for years and not known it

    no way!

    I've lived here my whole life, man this is crazy!

    I was stationed at fort sill from 2007- aug 2010

    we could hung out some time

    we coulda been bros

    sorry valve

    also man lawton sucks sorry you have to live there

    Rent on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    aaaaah shit

    you live in lawton? how long have you lived there?

    we might've been living next to each other for years and not known it

    no way!

    I've lived here my whole life, man this is crazy!

    I was stationed at fort sill from 2007- aug 2010

    we could hung out some time

    we coulda been bros

    sorry valve

    also man lawton sucks sorry you have to live there

    damn if only

    yeah, don't remind me :<

    VALVEjunkie on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think I would rather be the Marine with the urine problem

    Tourettes is a pretty horrible affliction and adult diapers are plentiful

    #pipe on
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the mall was okay though

    I liked it

    Man I hung out at that mall a lot

    Is that store with those guys who try and sell you 52" inch HDTVs with like a 300% interest rate still in business?

    because if they are can you go over and tell them to go fuck themselves?

    Rent on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So, I left San Diego at 10:00 AM, drove for about 10 hours, and arrived in the Bay Area. Time to get my got dang package.

    *etc*

    Come on! Why would you ever want to pee yourself. I already swear all the time, so being a chess grandmaster would just be gravy.

    Thank you so much, MetroidZoid! You. Are. Rad!

    ps the card said "three packages" but there were three items in the Amazon package so I assume that's what you were talking about

    FINALLY! Godammn suspense was killing me.

    Oh and the bolded part? YOU ARE WRONG GOOD SIR.

    Two more packages on the way. Now, Amazon's saying you got one delivered yesterday, or at least it got there. I'm guessing it should be tube shaped. Regardless, check around. The other one ... might not make it until past Christmas. Consider it a New Year's gift then. It's a new tradition, everybody's doing it get on board gosh.

    Glad you liked what you got so far though. Oh, that book about the 1001 facts? Got one for myself too because I couldn't pass it up.

    E: Also let me know how the card game is. That one caught me by surprise, I was just looking for PA books on Amazon and that popped up.

    MetroidZoid on
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    the mall was okay though

    I liked it

    Man I hung out at that mall a lot

    Is that store with those guys who try and sell you 52" inch HDTVs with like a 300% interest rate still in business?

    because if they are can you go over and tell them to go fuck themselves?

    haha you mean the one with the chairs everywhere that looks like a jewelry store?

    I think so, I'll tell 'em when I see Tron

    VALVEjunkie on
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's the one with the fuckers standing by the door constantly in the cheap suits and those smarmy ass smiles asking you to come in and check out their tvs "just for a second, I swear!"

    god help you if you have a buzzcut, then they'll try and get you to agree to some asinine credit plan

    Rent on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    it's the one with the fuckers standing by the door constantly in the cheap suits and those smarmy ass smiles asking you to come in and check out their tvs "just for a second, I swear!"

    god help you if you have a buzzcut, then they'll try and get you to agree to some asinine credit plan

    oh, I haven't been to the mall in quite a while, they must have changed some shit

    fucking dickbags

    VALVEjunkie on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BC is the best bee!
    He's so good, he's an A!

    (He sent me gifts for running this shizzle)
    I'll post pictures later, bed soon b/c I've got a minor fever from the goddamn flu shot.

    neville on
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeeeee

    MY GEAR IS HERE

    ALSO NO MORE QUEER FEAR

    Thank you anonymous Australian Satan! Pictures to come later. It's a wicked haul though.

    Butler on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Butler I will tell you I am your Satan and bask in the lie as you shower me with praise.

    Blake T on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So, I left San Diego at 10:00 AM, drove for about 10 hours, and arrived in the Bay Area. Time to get my got dang package.

    *etc*

    Come on! Why would you ever want to pee yourself. I already swear all the time, so being a chess grandmaster would just be gravy.

    Thank you so much, MetroidZoid! You. Are. Rad!

    ps the card said "three packages" but there were three items in the Amazon package so I assume that's what you were talking about

    FINALLY! Godammn suspense was killing me.

    Oh and the bolded part? YOU ARE WRONG GOOD SIR.

    Two more packages on the way. Now, Amazon's saying you got one delivered yesterday, or at least it got there. I'm guessing it should be tube shaped. Regardless, check around. The other one ... might not make it until past Christmas. Consider it a New Year's gift then. It's a new tradition, everybody's doing it get on board gosh.

    Glad you liked what you got so far though. Oh, that book about the 1001 facts? Got one for myself too because I couldn't pass it up.

    E: Also let me know how the card game is. That one caught me by surprise, I was just looking for PA books on Amazon and that popped up.

    omg

    so excited

    you are the bestest forever

    Tossrock on
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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    yeeeee

    MY GEAR IS HERE

    ALSO NO MORE QUEER FEAR

    Thank you anonymous Australian Satan! Pictures to come later. It's a wicked haul though.

    YES

    OH MY GOD IT ARRIVED

    HOLY SHIT I CAN FINALLY BREATHE EASY NOW

    GLAD YOU LIKE IT :D:D:D

    Gatsby on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    SWEET TRIVIA NOTE OF AN IRRELEVANT NATURE.

    The Penny Arcade Card Game actually started out as a revamp and re-issue of the Penny Arcade UFS Battleboxes, which were going to be released as an anniversary celebration (The battleboxes were UFS' very first set).

    I worked on the revamp of the battle box! Then it all got scrapped and we had 2 weeks to design the stand alone card game!

    B.C. on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tomorrow feels like a good day! I bet my person will get theirs tomorrow and so will I!

    Bucketman on
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Tomorrow feels like a good day! I bet my person will get theirs tomorrow and so will I!

    Yaaaaaaay oh wait they don't deliver on Saturdays.

    Mr Fuzzbutt on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well I haven't slept yet so tomorrow is still Friday

    Bucketman on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pictures reaaady
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    Hmm what could this possibly be? Perhaps a... box? With things inside? Surely not!

    Sadly unlike everyone else I have no cats to drape over the box during the opening process so I'll just cut right to the chase
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    THIS IS ME EXCEPT I AM HAPPY

    A REMOTE CONTROL DALEK AND A FLIGHT CONTROL TARDIS AND
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    COFFEE BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

    It's like the Duchess of Windsor said, you can never be too rich or too juiced.

    Thank you Gatsby <3<3<3

    Butler on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yaaaay! You're welcome Butler :D

    Yeah i was originally going to get you a TARDIS cookie jar, but it was too large and they were sold out at my local ABC shop. Also the coffee beans are the ones we use at my dad's cafe and they are excellent. Really great stuff if you know what you're doing. Hope they're still just as fresh and I'm glad you enjoy the gifts!

    Gatsby on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It will be a while before I get to the coffee beans because I just opened a new 1 kilo bag last week

    but I WILL use them, I'm not going to stop drinking coffee any time soon and I love trying new blends.

    I will also upload some action shots of the other two when time permits.

    Thanks again!

    Butler on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    SWEET TRIVIA NOTE OF AN IRRELEVANT NATURE.

    The Penny Arcade Card Game actually started out as a revamp and re-issue of the Penny Arcade UFS Battleboxes, which were going to be released as an anniversary celebration (The battleboxes were UFS' very first set).

    I worked on the revamp of the battle box! Then it all got scrapped and we had 2 weeks to design the stand alone card game!

    Are you... James Hata?

    Also the game seems pretty fun, I'm excited to play against some live opponents. Hopefully tomorrow or something.

    Tossrock on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am not James Hata.
    But I collaborated with him in ways that don't exactly get credit on box art.

    B.C. on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Are you... James Hata's muse

    edit: I guess this would be Corey Konieczka? I don't know.

    Tossrock on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am not credited anywhere

    B.C. on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I am remembering how last year, my Secret Satan lived in such a one-horse town in the middle of nowhere on the otherside of the Country, that the cost of shipping was roughly equal to the cost of the gift.

    It would have been cheaper to have had it shipped overseas!

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    I am not credited anywhere

    aw

    sorry it's like that, brothello

    I will pour one out for you before playing

    I can badmouth Mr. Hata to my friends if you like, too

    heard that guy's got a real short dick

    Tossrock on
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  • That Guy ThereThat Guy There Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jesus, you people give some amazingly awesome gifts!

    That Guy There on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    I am not credited anywhere

    aw

    sorry it's like that, brothello

    I will pour one out for you before playing

    I can badmouth Mr. Hata to my friends if you like, too

    heard that guy's got a real short dick

    Hata is actually a really rad dude so I would not like that.
    That, and I wasn't employed on the project in any official capacity so it's not like I deserve any credit.

    B.C. on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BC

    i was talking to Zip when he recieved his gifts yesterday

    and i laughed heartily at the Shaq-ness

    CrackedLens on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I couldn't not send it

    B.C. on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    I think I would rather be the Marine with the urine problem

    Tourettes is a pretty horrible affliction and adult diapers are plentiful

    well i guess it all depends

    Garlic Bread on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ba dum TSH

    CrackedLens on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Alright!

    So my secret satan sent me this:
    mspa-ps0102-pic.jpg

    I open the package and I'm like "what the shit is this?" because I didn't know it that well and then I realize it's MSPA which I never really got into but have always been wondering about and I'm all "shit yeah this is awesome!" and I start reading it and finish volume 1 in like two minutes and it is awesome and secret satan, you're awesome! Thanks! :D

    Iskander on
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