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i turned into a turian, whoa-oh-oh

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited December 2010 in Social Entropy++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WcQvjTcxY0

so a turian and a krogan walk into afterlife, where they meet a drunken volus
long story short, he says, "Better safe than asari!"

badumptsh
what's got four eyes and smells repulsive

A batarian, or an extranet gamer

badumptsh
so I said to the guy, if it's got four balls, it's either a Krogan or a batter against the mets

badumptsh
hey I got a million of 'em

the one about the world's oldest salarian, for example

they say he might actually hit puberty

badumptsh

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Woo!

    Also, I could not play Alpha Protocol. I thought the story and dialogue were interesting enough, but when it comes time to actually do a spy mission, those fucking controls

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fuck the haters, keep rocking on Turian Councilor

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rape Simulator 3: This Time It's Personal

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wow that trailer is beautiful

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2010

    the preview image of this is the best part of the trailer


    except for the fact that the "play me" button covers up the N7 logo

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No, Tube, you're the weirdo.

    HA HA!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    alpha protocol was pretty cool up to a point, and that point was the ending, where all the writing fell down

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    sorry. Writing.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is the one time where Japan cannot be blamed for tentacle rape.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ah yes, "Reavers".

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aw yeah, "reefers"

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Baidol wrote: »
    Ah yes, "Reavers".

    Firefly or Stephen Fry?

    One of those would be


    :whistle: amazing :whistle:

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ah yes. Ravers.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    is this out yet

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ah yes, Roofers.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ah yes, "Beefeaters"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    this is terrible we have to abort we have to abort now

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Ah yes, Roofers.

    the immortal race of sentient contractors, allegedly waiting in dark phonebook

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Someone needs to tell me who the hell that voice actor is, it's driving me insane.

    It's not Sean Bean, which is for some reason who everybody is saying it is. It might be Richard Armitage, but I doubt it.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so a turian and a krogan walk into afterlife, where they meet a drunken volus

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    long story short, he says, "Better safe than asari!"

    badumptsh

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    any elcor in the audience tonight?

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    shoe you already passed me in post count what the hell

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what's got four eyes and smells repulsive

    A batarian, or an extranet gamer

    badumptsh

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so I said to the guy, if it's got four balls, it's either a Krogan or a batter against the mets

    badumptsh

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ugh i guess i should finish ME2 at some point
    it did not draw me in at all
    i got to the part where you meet archangel, get him, i died, and never went back to the game

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i gotta pick ME2 back up

    somewhere near the end of my second playthrough

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    these are amazing, shoe

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hey I got a million of 'em

    the one about the world's oldest salarian, for example

    they say he might actually hit puberty

    badumptsh

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Turian Councilman was in the news again today. Apparently he was caught with his asari intern. Says they're "just friends"

    I say, ah yes, "roofies"

    ba

    dum

    ptsh

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This OP is worse than the Elder Scrolls V one.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    someone put these jokes into the OP

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I guess I should finish the first Mass Effect, huh?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    yes, definitely

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Shoe stop

    you are literally killing me

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    god that trailer's beautiful

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want this game immediately. I cannot believe I have to wait a whole year for this.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fuck the Turian Councilman in his bird ass.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Fuck the Turian Councilman in his bird ass.

    I read that as, "his third ass" and was confused and aroused.

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