Half the team in ME2 didn't blow up a civilian work camp because it was a nuisance.
Didn't Jack blow up a space station? Just sayin'.
There's some easy ways to bring back Saren, I can already think of two good ones, but in no way would I hold Bioware to it because that Mass Effect team shits gold as far as I'm concerned.
Jack seems to have a history of blowing people up and murdering people she doesn't like.
Zaeed is the founder of the Blue Suns. They're awful people. They don't do nice things, ever.
Garrus' method of dealing with criminals, ironically, has come very close to Saren's. And he used to hate Saren for it.
Miranda and Jacob work for Cerberus. Sure, Jacob's got a heart of gold, but Miranda sure as shit does not.
Grunt...who the fuck knows what Grunt's going to eventually do? Whatever it is, it isn't good.
Mordin's got a heart of gold too, but he's only a few steps short of a sociopath. Hello, Genophage?
A resurrected and slightly reformed Saren could sit with this group. Hell, he
puts a gun to his head after realizing what a dick he's been
Half the team in ME2 didn't blow up a civilian work camp because it was a nuisance.
Didn't Jack blow up a space station? Just sayin'.
There's some easy ways to bring back Saren, I can already think of two good ones, but in no way would I hold Bioware to it because that Mass Effect team shits gold as far as I'm concerned.
Mordin's got a heart of gold too, it's on the shelf next to his souvenir copy of the Genophage.
Only humans are badass enough to lure all the Reapers to Earth for an epic battle, and then when the machines think they're going to fuck our day up we ignite a huge solar flare or flat out blow up the sun just as we escape through the mass relay.
Yes we lose Earth, but we destroy the Reapers and are the heroes of the galaxy. Basically we just take any other planets we want to centuries.
AND IN A SURPRISE TWIST
humanity then lives outside the galaxy.. only to become
THE REAPERS
IT IS US
THE REAPERS IS PEOPLE
the reapers will be defeated by shepard and a companion of his choice infecting the original reaper with a virus that will spread to all other reapers
this virus will take down their shields and make a counterattack possible
there will be cigars
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the solution is the power of hope
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the reapers will be defeated by shepard and a companion of his choice infecting the original reaper with a virus that will spread to all other reapers
this virus will take down their shields and make a counterattack possible
Standing up, arms stretched out to your sides as far as they go, tilting left or right to steer. You wiggle your hands in a certain way to activate the relay, and make "ZOOOOOOOOOOM" and "RRRRRRT" sounds with your mouth to indicate moving forward or stopping.
"PEWPEW" and "FWOOSH" sounds for lasers and missiles, respectively.
you know.. that actually sounds like a fun as hell idea
unbelievably silly, but fun as hell
the reapers will be defeated by shepard and a companion of his choice infecting the original reaper with a virus that will spread to all other reapers
this virus will take down their shields and make a counterattack possible
there will be cigars
Who will be his Jeff Goldblum
If only we hadn't wiped the heretic geth virus after/after not using it. Legion will have to rebuild it from scratch and personally deliver it with his tiny mac computer.
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You may learn that one day to your sorrow.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
the reapers will be defeated by shepard and a companion of his choice infecting the original reaper with a virus that will spread to all other reapers
this virus will take down their shields and make a counterattack possible
there will be cigars
Who will be his Jeff Goldblum
If only we hadn't wiped the heretic geth virus after/after not using it. Legion will have to rebuild it from scratch and personally deliver it with his tiny mac computer.
yes yes
this time without the "oops"
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the reapers will be defeated by shepard and a companion of his choice infecting the original reaper with a virus that will spread to all other reapers
this virus will take down their shields and make a counterattack possible
there will be cigars
Who will be his Jeff Goldblum
If only we hadn't wiped the heretic geth virus after/after not using it. Legion will have to rebuild it from scratch and personally deliver it with his tiny mac computer.
I read that as "herpetic goth virus" and had to give it a second look.
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the reapers will be defeated by shepard and a companion of his choice infecting the original reaper with a virus that will spread to all other reapers
this virus will take down their shields and make a counterattack possible
there will be cigars
Who will be his Jeff Goldblum
If only we hadn't wiped the heretic geth virus after/after not using it. Legion will have to rebuild it from scratch and personally deliver it with his tiny mac computer.
I read that as "herpetic goth virus" and had to give it a second look.
I'm sure Kelly probably brought that aboard the SR-2 along with the Scale Itch. Mordin will have a full write up in the next DLC.
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You may learn that one day to your sorrow.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Mordin's got a heart of gold too, but he's only a few steps short of a sociopath. Hello, Genophage?
somebody paid absolutely no attention to mordin
What? No, I did.
Dude felt something had to be done, calculated that if he didn't do this awful horrible thing, the Krogan would be extinct.
He did it.
He wishes someone else had been there to do it, instead, because it really sucked, but he's sticking to his convictions.
And while he's not exactly sticking to a Hippocratic Oath, here, he's got most of it to live by, and this comes close enough to breaching it that it pisses him off.
Samara's theme grows on me more and more each time. It's just so *different* than all the others. The whole soundtrack is gold though. I'm tempted to spend my Amazon giftcards on the 2 extra music mini-soundtracks they released.
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You may learn that one day to your sorrow.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Ashley on the other hand needs to keep her fucking mouth shut
strike that, reverse it
What
Kaiden only says anything of you go and talk to him and even then you have to persuade him to actually talk about shit in his past which he totally has put behind now.
Even if you don't talk to Ashley she's always fucking spouting off in the briefing room and usually it's by criticising someone else.
I'm like shut the fuck up Gunnery Sergeant Williams and get out of my briefing room don't you have drills to run or something
And if you do talk to her it becomes clear pretty quickly why she shouldn't say anything, because she's a moron.
I'd like Kaiden and Jacob better if they gave me a reason to. They're boring to have on your team because other people do what they do only better and they're boring to talk to. It's not like I hate them, I just don't care. Jacob's loyalty quest was baller and I still came out of it not giving a fuck about him.
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Ashley on the other hand needs to keep her fucking mouth shut
Man, when I rolled up on that planet and saved his butt in the second game, did he give me a bro hug and tell me it's good to see me again? No, he just bitched me out for dying and getting resurrected by the Devil of Mankind himself, as if I had any say in it. Of course I'm playing it cool with cerberus right now, did you see this awesome ship they gave me.
Why can't you just be happy for me man? The fuck, Kaiden, I thought we were bros! Maybe I should've saved Ashley instead.
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Jack seems to have a history of blowing people up and murdering people she doesn't like.
Zaeed is the founder of the Blue Suns. They're awful people. They don't do nice things, ever.
Garrus' method of dealing with criminals, ironically, has come very close to Saren's. And he used to hate Saren for it.
Miranda and Jacob work for Cerberus. Sure, Jacob's got a heart of gold, but Miranda sure as shit does not.
Grunt...who the fuck knows what Grunt's going to eventually do? Whatever it is, it isn't good.
Mordin's got a heart of gold too, but he's only a few steps short of a sociopath. Hello, Genophage?
A resurrected and slightly reformed Saren could sit with this group. Hell, he
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somebody paid absolutely no attention to mordin
AND IN A SURPRISE TWIST
THE REAPERS
IT IS US
THE REAPERS IS PEOPLE
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The Green Lanterns launch Oa's Sun through a stargate and into the nest world of alien insects attacking them in a comic I have and it's pretty badass
this virus will take down their shields and make a counterattack possible
there will be cigars
Who will be his Jeff Goldblum
you know.. that actually sounds like a fun as hell idea
unbelievably silly, but fun as hell
If only we hadn't wiped the heretic geth virus after/after not using it. Legion will have to rebuild it from scratch and personally deliver it with his tiny mac computer.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
until legion pilots a geth ship into its main weapon while transmitting "CONSENSUS REACHED : WE'RE BAAAAACK"
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
yes yes
this time without the "oops"
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I read that as "herpetic goth virus" and had to give it a second look.
Tell my subroutines...I love them very much
I'm sure Kelly probably brought that aboard the SR-2 along with the Scale Itch. Mordin will have a full write up in the next DLC.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
What? No, I did.
Dude felt something had to be done, calculated that if he didn't do this awful horrible thing, the Krogan would be extinct.
He did it.
He wishes someone else had been there to do it, instead, because it really sucked, but he's sticking to his convictions.
And while he's not exactly sticking to a Hippocratic Oath, here, he's got most of it to live by, and this comes close enough to breaching it that it pisses him off.
Heart of Gold. Also: Fucking crazy killer.
Samara's theme grows on me more and more each time. It's just so *different* than all the others. The whole soundtrack is gold though. I'm tempted to spend my Amazon giftcards on the 2 extra music mini-soundtracks they released.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
BUILD YOUR TEAM.
NEGOTIATE FOR THE LOST.
Oh yeah and Gianna Parasini because she can get dirt on my opponents and she also has a funny porn star name
Grunt seems noble and intelligent, as far as Krogans go.
He's a far cry from the mercenary thug Krogans you run into throughout the series.
But then again, that might not be a good thing. :P
What spring does with the cherry trees.
He's not a moron for starters
As pick-up lines go, this is refreshingly straight forward.
nope, Ashley rules
fuck Kaiden forever
Ashley on the other hand needs to keep her fucking mouth shut
if there was a way to kill 'em both I'd do it
strike that, reverse it
here's the fucking reality kids
both those characters are annoying
but if you have to pick one Ashley is far more fuckable
so
you save Ashley
it's not a difficult concept
space vaginas
What
Kaiden only says anything of you go and talk to him and even then you have to persuade him to actually talk about shit in his past which he totally has put behind now.
Even if you don't talk to Ashley she's always fucking spouting off in the briefing room and usually it's by criticising someone else.
I'm like shut the fuck up Gunnery Sergeant Williams and get out of my briefing room don't you have drills to run or something
And if you do talk to her it becomes clear pretty quickly why she shouldn't say anything, because she's a moron.
Really I only dislike Jacob and Squidhead V1.0.
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Man, when I rolled up on that planet and saved his butt in the second game, did he give me a bro hug and tell me it's good to see me again? No, he just bitched me out for dying and getting resurrected by the Devil of Mankind himself, as if I had any say in it. Of course I'm playing it cool with cerberus right now, did you see this awesome ship they gave me.
Why can't you just be happy for me man? The fuck, Kaiden, I thought we were bros! Maybe I should've saved Ashley instead.
neither of them are annoying
people are just being silly geese
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