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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No Ashley is pretty annoying. Kaiden is just boring as hell.

    Granted Ashley gets better when you talk to her a lot.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Both of them act like assholes in ME2 though.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    see: silly geese

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have a headache, reasoned opinions and am the perfect man.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jacob was a better character but he kept offering his opinions when they weren't wanted.

    "I'm sorry Jacob I'm talking to the Galaxy-class assassin I just recruited GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    oh yeah and in 1 i accidentally fucked liara

    I can't remember who died in my save of 2... I'll probably play through both of them again before 3 comes out though for a proper continuity

    How do you accidentally fuck Liara? Like do you walk into the back of the medical bay with your pants down and trip erect penis first into her accidentally uncovered blue space chick vagina?

    Pretty much. I kept talking to her with the sort of nice comments most of the time and then talked to ashley and she asked me what my intentions were with liara or some shit and because I didn't say "no she is an ugly fat bitch I hate her" that was taken to mean that I was after liara, and I didn't realise that until it was too late to reload and fix it

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    "sorry babe I swear it was too late to reload and fix it!" isn't gonna cut it every time, you know

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    These Mass Effect games really need to relax with the monogamy shit. Why can't I bone Liara and Garrus? And everyone else on the ship? And any planets, moons, asteroids, ships, or space stations we visit?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fram your space-penis is out of control

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No, Shepard's space-vagina is out of control.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fram just wants to roleplay as a Sarlaac

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I sit there and just encourage it.

    It's also how I play Fallout.

    "Can I have sex with it? Can I kill it? Time to drink!"

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i can't fucking make bootcamp work on my macbook until tomorrow so I'm stuck playing Dragon Age

    to be honest

    I'm very disappointed that Bioware doesn't have a Mac version of ME2

    you did it for Dragon Age c'mon I believe in you

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want the new Adept powers, now!

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    that describes half the team in ME2

    Half the team in ME2 didn't blow up a civilian work camp because it was a nuisance.

    That same half would have, though, given the chance and not while hanging out with Shepard.

    There's the rub; while they were with Shepard.

    Saren would've blown up the whole complex again, with Shepard inside, just for shits and giggles.

    The rest of the team wouldn't; not to mention they were starting to level out a bit with Shepard around.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    that describes half the team in ME2

    Half the team in ME2 didn't blow up a civilian work camp because it was a nuisance.

    That same half would have, though, given the chance and not while hanging out with Shepard.

    There's the rub; while they were with Shepard.

    Saren would've blown up the whole complex again, with Shepard inside, just for shits and giggles.

    The rest of the team wouldn't; not to mention they were starting to level out a bit with Shepard around.

    you never
    convinced him he was being a total dickwad at the end, did you? the thing that made him shoot himself?

    I mean, that right there, combined with your "sociopaths leveling out" thing there, shows that Saren likely would not just do it again. Not if he was bumpin' around with Shepard for a bit, anyway.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    that describes half the team in ME2

    Half the team in ME2 didn't blow up a civilian work camp because it was a nuisance.

    That same half would have, though, given the chance and not while hanging out with Shepard.

    There's the rub; while they were with Shepard.

    Saren would've blown up the whole complex again, with Shepard inside, just for shits and giggles.

    The rest of the team wouldn't; not to mention they were starting to level out a bit with Shepard around.

    you never
    convinced him he was being a total dickwad at the end, did you? the thing that made him shoot himself?

    I mean, that right there, combined with your "sociopaths leveling out" thing there, shows that Saren likely would not just do it again. Not if he was bumpin' around with Shepard for a bit, anyway.
    Saren didn't give a fuck about all the horrible stuff he had done; he shot himself because the alternative was becoming Sovereign's puppet.

    There is nothing there to level out; Saren was psychotic, and I doubt Shepard could've changed that, even if Saren didn't have a deep-seated hatred for humans.

    And the difference as to the party in ME2 is that they're not psychopathic; they're just emotionally fucked up. Shit, half of them regret the bad shit they've done, and the other half pretty much get their shit under control once Shepard comes in and shows them that they're being complete and utter dicks; Saren doesn't give two shits who he hurts, as long as he gets the job done.

    EDIT: For somebody who really doesn't have a problem bringing Saren back, I really have a problem bringing Saren back.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man keep Saren in the ground please.

    only room for one resurrection in this series

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want a new asari teammate. A good one. like, a well written one. also a pony or Elcor.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Let us recruit the bartender

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wanna see a Hanar in armour

    with like

    throwing knives

    #pipe on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    Let us recruit the bartender

    as long as she brings drinks

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rachni squad member. Communicate via a color matching game.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    I wanna see a Hanar in armour

    with like

    throwing knives

    he would just get in there and sting some guys

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    Let us recruit the bartender

    YES

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I couldn't decide which thread to post this in

    So I flipped a coin and got this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5aDU9280c&feature=player_embedded

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that makes me reasonably happy

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Rachni squad member. Communicate via a color matching game.

    welp we found our kinect support

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    I wanna see a Hanar in armour

    with like

    throwing knives

    This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    I wanna see a Hanar in armour

    with like

    throwing knives

    Really, it'd throw off the feel of the game.

    You'd be Blasto's sidekick.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Enkindle this

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also t4ct you liar dragon age isn't on mac

    getting my hopes all up and shit

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that's pretty funny!

    #pipe on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    man if they don't have that bartender as a party member that would be some bull solid waste excretions

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Also t4ct you liar dragon age isn't on mac

    getting my hopes all up and shit

    yes it is you just can't buy it from Steam for Mac

    there's a link on Bioware's page to a bunch of online distributers though

    I bought it from D2D, just finished downloading

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I couldn't decide which thread to post this in

    So I flipped a coin and got this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5aDU9280c&feature=player_embedded

    This is fantastic.

    DE?AD on
  • KlorgnumKlorgnum Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Rachni squad member. Communicate via a color matching game.

    Maybe combine it with a towers of Hanoi puzzle.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    T4CT wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Also t4ct you liar dragon age isn't on mac

    getting my hopes all up and shit

    yes it is you just can't buy it from Steam for Mac

    there's a link on Bioware's page to a bunch of online distributers though

    I bought it from D2D, just finished downloading

    Whaaaaat the heeellll

    steam what the hell c'mon why is this happening here.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Also t4ct you liar dragon age isn't on mac

    getting my hopes all up and shit

    yes it is you just can't buy it from Steam for Mac

    there's a link on Bioware's page to a bunch of online distributers though

    I bought it from D2D, just finished downloading

    Whaaaaat the heeellll

    steam what the hell c'mon why is this happening here.

    that's what i said

    but i decided it was probably still worth it so i went for it

    T4CT on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man I still need to upgrade to Snow Leopard but I also still need to backup my harddrive before that. uuuggghhhh

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