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i turned into a turian, whoa-oh-oh

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    put a bow in its fringe

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you know as much as I like Garrus

    Thane ain't bad either

    got that voice and the brooding demeanor and the whole assassin shtick makes them hot

    basically

    ME2 has uncovered the secret to making aliens hot to human women

    give them nice voices and the ability to take down a target from 500m out

    also make them very adorably awkward

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    deviantart figured it out, nevermind

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Give the female turians longer fringe, Orik

    Because boy turians keep their fringe short, but girl turians grow it long.

    Well

    Unless they're lesbian turians.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    earrings! OF COURSE!

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I liked miranda's ass

    i almost wrote assets but nah

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    I liked miranda's ass

    i almost wrote assets but nah

    now dats what i call a supportive waist

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    But I stay true to liara on my "fo real" playthroughs.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wasn't bothered at all about not seeing the quarians outside of their suits. What bothered me about that section of the game was that for all I've read about the flotilla being this massive fleet of tens of thousands of ships all cobbled together and salvaged from whatever they could find, all we got was about a dozen pretty standard-looking ships sitting in space without even some blurry outlines or twinkling lights of other ships in the distance.

    I mean, COME ON! They could have done something!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my fo real playthroughts involve sexing Kaiden and then sexing Garrus

    if I can stay faithful to Garrus in ME3 I will do it

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    really looking forward to playing the shadow broker DLC this weekend

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    I liked miranda's ass

    i almost wrote assets but nah

    VoC was obsessed with Miranda's ass. She played a male Shepard just so she could tap it.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    my fo real playthroughts involve sexing Kaiden and then sexing Garrus

    if I can stay faithful to Garrus in ME3 I will do it

    Shit yes, gonna grow old together and have mutant babies and give them all sniper rifles.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dizzy Shepard got sick of Kaiden's crybaby attitude and decided to limit her chances of another messy breakup by fucking Thane, since he's living on borrowed time anyway.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    train those mutant babies to shout "ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT" every time they see someone die on TV

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tali and Legion were the best parts of my engineer run

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thane is a dreamboat

    #pipe on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dude knows how to dress

    you can't look at that outfit and think that he is NOT a total charmer

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thane looked like a fish

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god first my dog skip then it's a wonderful life, I am running out of tears

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    (no you don't pillow I'm sorry)

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I romanced garrus and got second-hand embarrassment during the scene where he brings wine to your quarters

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hey some fish are hot

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thane was a nice dude and all but i dont sex up fishes.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Now I have to go watch that Youtube where they put in that other song instead of the one Garrus plays...

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I romanced garrus and got second-hand embarrassment during the scene where he brings wine to your quarters

    Kelly Chambers was the most embarrassing love doin scene in the game

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This time next year can't get here fast enough.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    "no, I'm sorry Mom, I don't think we're gonna make it home for Christmas this year.

    well


    there's this video game..."

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    I romanced garrus and got second-hand embarrassment during the scene where he brings wine to your quarters

    Kelly Chambers was the most embarrassing love doin scene in the game

    well now the next hour of my life will be lost to youtube since I have to go find a clip of this and will inevitably watch 50 more

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    "no, I'm sorry Mom, I don't think we're gonna make it home for Christmas this year.

    well


    there's this video game..."


    ".. and I don't have time to waste spending time with family, I have a galaxy to save!"

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFCZMEwl_K8

    Any excuse to post this again.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    Thane was a nice dude and all but i dont sex up fishes.

    let me introduce you to an ugly little word called prejudice

    #pipe on
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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If a fish can vote I'm shooting my head

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I liked Thane's romance arc. His stuff is well written. The dude is from circumstances, no doubt.

    I need to play a Male Shepard, but for that I have to finish my Mass Effect 1 character, and that is like punching myself in the balls.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wrex.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sheffurd

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's so sad

    Wreav isn't bad at all, it's just that we knew his brother first

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    really looking forward to playing the shadow broker DLC this weekend

    That reminds me, did I buy this?

    I need to check if I bought this yet.

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