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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quite possibly.

    (If she's back and romance-able in 3 hell yes Shepherd's hitting that)

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You'd have to fight Jacob for her

    and by fight I mean calmly and rationally talk out your differences like adults.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wish I could've romanced Kasumi, but I appreciated that I couldn't. Not even Shepherd has to be able to fuck every sexy person.

    kasumi's not the kind of character that would fall for shepard's style of romancin' though ("tell me about your daddy issues, kasumi")

    i feel that if she liked shepard, she'd romance him

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    PixelMonkeyPixelMonkey Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    I wish I could've romanced Kasumi, but I appreciated that I couldn't. Not even Shepherd has to be able to fuck every sexy person.

    kasumi's not the kind of character that would fall for shepard's style of romancin' though ("tell me about your daddy issues, kasumi")

    i feel that if she liked shepard, she'd romance him

    So he plays on daddy issues.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Miranda is best

    FACT

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Miranda is best

    FACT

    Exhibit A:

    dat ass

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Miranda is best

    FACT

    Exhibit A:

    dat ass

    Exhibit B:

    I kindly ask Your Honour to refer to exhibit A

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Exhibit C:

    The perfect storm of Daddy issues.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i hope you get a batarian in your party

    a racist one who keeps "almost" killing quest objective NPCs if theyre human

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Still want a completely insane, barely lucid Vorcha team mate

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Still want a completely insane, barely lucid Vorcha team mate

    hahaha

    'Alright man, we have to go destroy this Reaper base, you ready?'

    'KREEEEEEEEEEEE KILL KILL KILL AELKHGAKEHGKLNGEA'

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Still want a completely insane, barely lucid Vorcha team mate

    I'd like a Vorcha or a Batarian, probably the latter, but one his is cunning as fuck and hard as ten men. basically the Zaaed of Batarians, a real sneaky bastard, and maybe make him so that he doesn't give a shit about politics. Ask how he feels on Batarians or humans and he doesn't care. they're all just people to him, some he likes, some he doesn't like, most of whom he'll kill for creds. That would be fun. Shepard says "I hate you because you're a Batarian" and he responds with "so fucking what?"

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Still want a completely insane, barely lucid Vorcha team mate

    hahaha

    'Alright man, we have to go destroy this Reaper base, you ready?'

    'KREEEEEEEEEEEE KILL KILL KILL AELKHGAKEHGKLNGEA'

    "Attaboy"

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    my fo real playthroughts involve sexing Kaiden and then sexing Garrus

    if I can stay faithful to Garrus in ME3 I will do it

    My for reals guy went after Liara and then Tali. I'll likely have him be faithful to Tali in the third one, unless there's a new alien virgin nerd-girl on the crew. My main, good guy, Shepard seems to have a thing for busting that type of interstellar ass.

    [strike]Even if it's Krogan.[/strike]

    Especially if it's Krogan.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah I did Tali because she was too adorable.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sometimes I wonder if Tali is like Lt Baldavich from the Venture Bros

    gotta keep that helmet on

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i went with miranda but then she was all "oh gosh it's so hard being this perfect, you wouldn't understand you piece of shit" so I was all 'syke hey tali the airlock's sterile'

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My main playthrough had Ashley in 1 and then Tali in 2.

    Going to go back through 2 and stick with Ashley to have that one saved as well.

    Likely going to go through a third time to mess around with my Liara playthrough from 1. I think that'll be "Shepard fucks everyone" playthrough.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    thane is dead

    i sent him through the vents :<

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Why the hell did you send him through the vents?

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh yeah and in 1 i accidentally fucked liara

    I can't remember who died in my save of 2... I'll probably play through both of them again before 3 comes out though for a proper continuity

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    After Horizon, my Vanguard briefly thought of straying for Jacob, but in the end stayed true to Kaidan.

    We'll see how that works out

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe he hates Thane?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't think I'll ever have a ME2 playthrough without having Jack along constantly.

    SHe's too much fun.

    "Jack, get that guy!"

    "GRAAAAAH"

    Bad guy goes flying through the air.

    Girl gets the job done.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Theidar wrote: »
    Maybe he hates Thane?

    I refuse to believe this.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    because tali and legion were my main bros

    pretty sure i was berated over this before

    regardless that's how i finished my first playthrough and immediately went to bed after doing it

    so in my mind he's dead canonically

    i think it's super neat that kind of thing can happen with this game

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    Bro Chi MinhBro Chi Minh Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Marth wrote: »
    Hopefully it'll be 20 hours of pounding Udina and the reporter.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When I want to be a cold ass motherfucker who fucks shit up from a mile away I go Legion and Thane.

    Oh is that a collector on the far side of th- *bang*sizzle* never mind.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    engineer with tali and legion

    DRONES EVERYWHERE

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also both Legion and Thane have sexy voices so I constantly have a chorus of manly voices singing the death of my enemies in my ears.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When I want to be a cold ass motherfucker who fucks shit up from a mile away I go Legion and Thane.

    Oh is that a collector on the far side of th- *bang*sizzle* never mind.

    "Assuming direct contr-"

    *BANG*

    8-)

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    oh yeah and in 1 i accidentally fucked liara

    I can't remember who died in my save of 2... I'll probably play through both of them again before 3 comes out though for a proper continuity

    How do you accidentally fuck Liara? Like do you walk into the back of the medical bay with your pants down and trip erect penis first into her accidentally uncovered blue space chick vagina?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Probably he was just being nice to her and then WOAH hey why did you put that in your mouf!

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Probably he was just being nice to her and then WOAH hey why did you put that in your mouf!

    This is how girls work

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's how asari work that is for sure

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    things just end up in my mouth

    Last time I managed to save everyone but Jack and man fuck Jack, she's obnoxious as all get out

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mass Effect trilogy teaches nerds everywhere how to flirt and get in girls' pants.

    "Hey Joan, tell me about your horrifying life experiences."

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Legion is the greatest

    I mean some people don't activate him or kill him at the end

    If you do that what the fuck is your fucking problem

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's probably how space girls work, if Star Trek is anything to go by

    unfortunately you're the one that ends up pregnant so whoops

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    girls

    in space

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