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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    there was that group of geth that you could choose to program during his loyalty mission

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's been a while but I thought Legion was all of the remaining non-heretic Geth

    not even close

    aside from his loyalty mission, he points out that there is a large number of geth who were not swayed by the reapers

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  • runaway_pancakerunaway_pancake Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    He gives the impression that most Geth didn't follow the reapers.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    it's been a while but I thought Legion was all of the remaining non-heretic Geth

    not even close

    aside from his loyalty mission, he points out that there is a large number of geth who were not swayed by the reapers

    uh the geth in the loyalty mission were heretics

    still though point taken

    EDIT: OH you mean if you choose to reprogram them gotcha

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    so the beginning of mass effect is hugely uninteresting compared to the start of the second one

    not even just coming from a nostalgia angle

    it's literally 'OMINOUS VOICEOVER PANNING OVER YOUR CHARACTER SILHOUETTED IN THE WINDOW'

    SOME GUY: 'GO FIND THE TURIAN'

    TURIAN: 'I HATE HUMANS, ALSO I HATE YOU SPECIFICALLY, NOW FUCK OFF SO I CAN CARRY THE ENTIRE MISSION ON MY SHOULDERS'

    *dies*

    HUMANITY: 'YAY SHEPARD!'

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think when an opening instills a little panic in you it's a lot better.

    Like, while I love New Vegas a lot, I think the beginning to Fallout 3 with the hurried escape from the Vault and everyone shooting at you suddenly and oh god where the fuck do I go was much better than just "you got shot, set up your stats, go do whatever now."

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I really hope in Mass Effect 3, if I can't side with the reapers, I can convince them to wipe out a bunch of alien species before capping the main bad in the back of the head

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    in medias res, motherfuckers

    i think i'm gonna get that as a tattoo

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TLB why would you side with the reapers they are like the most foreign of foreigners

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    speed racer read the second part

    I would side with them before capping the main bad guy in the back of the head

    I'd side with them to kill all aliens then kill them when they tried to attack humanity

    Or I'd just have them kill some aliens then kill them anyway

    The reapers would just be a tool

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That's pretty unamerican of you tlb

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    speed racer read the second part

    I would side with them before capping the main bad guy in the back of the head

    I'd side with them to kill all aliens then kill them when they tried to attack humanity

    Or I'd just have them kill some aliens then kill them anyway

    The reapers would just be a tool

    I see I think I misunderstood

    I thought everything after the comma was a related clause

    like either you want to side with them or you want to use them

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Look it is American as shit to use someone else to do your dirty work, then kill them

    Like how we used Rocky to end Communism, but then we totally stole all his money and made him hang out with a guy named Tommy Gunn

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sounds like you wanna cut and run to me

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    tommy gunn is a pornstar

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sounds like you wanna cut and run to me

    ain't no running, clint

    cap me the reaper leader

    then take his place

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i really like the starting atmosphere of ME1
    I mean it definitely has some pacing issues
    but the whole thing seemed a lot more cinematic, and I loooooove the music

    also i really preferred the more intense RPG skills/items stuff
    i adore collecting weapons and armor and stuff and going from ME1 to ME2 with its like, 5 weapons is kind of depressing to a packrat

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sounds treasonous to me tlb

    (the b stands for BENEDICT)

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    also the UI made me nauseous

    cyan on black? please

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you can't start in the middle of the shit when you're establishing an entirely new universe

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    RubberAC wrote: »
    i really like the starting atmosphere of ME1
    I mean it definitely has some pacing issues
    but the whole thing seemed a lot more cinematic, and I loooooove the music

    also i really preferred the more intense RPG skills/items stuff
    i adore collecting weapons and armor and stuff and going from ME1 to ME2 with its like, 5 weapons is kind of depressing to a packrat

    on the other hand it was awesome to me

    they took out the one part of the game I didn't like!

    I'd prefer they just stuck with ME2's system but I'll be content if they manage to find a happy medium for 3

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well I guess you can, Star Wars did

    I like to have the calm before the storm sometimes

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i'm kind of sick of ME1's beginning now that i've played the game like fifteen times but it was pretty cool at first

    nihlus was a pretty cool dude, all twitching his mandibles and stuff.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that mandible twitch might be one of the greatest moments in video game history

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nihlus's mandible was actually voted best new character by game informer magazine

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    well I guess you can, Star Wars did

    I like to have the calm before the storm sometimes

    did you really need to start on board the normandy? start with shepard's being dropped onto the planet, broadcast the exposition over the comm

    actually, scratch that, just have shepard walk through the eerily empty corridors of the colony before happening upon the geth planting a dude on the spike

    information: you are a space fighting dude, this colony is clearly fucked, oh shit what are those space zombies attended to by robots, blam blam okay now what is going on

    cue nihilus being all 'later, sucker' and his promptly being capped

    it really is just a matter of pacing, since all the story essential stuff happens at the end of eden prime anyway

    i wish bioware wrote postmortems of their games, it really feels like a first draft of an opening

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    when did his mandible twitch, i only ever noticed that happening with garrus as he stared down the rifle scope at what's his face, which was pretty damn powerful

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When you're talking to him and Anderson while they are telling you about the SPECTRE deal

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    when they freeze the shot of sovereign lifting off from eden prime

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i liked starting on the normandy because you get to yell at kaidan and joker for your first line of spoken dialogue

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sounds treasonous to me tlb

    (the b stands for BENEDICT)

    look america was founded on treason

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Huh

    I'm probably wrong then

    I thought it happened when you said you didn't need some alien watching over you

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that mandible twitch might be one of the greatest moments in video game history

    It's weird that such a teeny tiny thing can make such an impact, but that twitch was what made me realise Mass Effect was going to be a bit special, and had something I'd never seen in a game before. (besides twitching mandibles, obviously)

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah i dunno nihlus kind of isnt a dick i dont know where you are getting that vibe from
    hes very clearly a good dude and everyone on ship is just being all xenophobic dicks to him because they dont trust spectres or turians
    he goes off alone because hes a spectre and hes a sneaky dude doing some recon

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think that is the only problem I had with Mass Effect 2

    While Jacob was boring, he wasn't nearly as much fun to be a dick to as Kaidan was

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Huh

    I'm probably wrong then

    I thought it happened when you said you didn't need some alien watching over you

    7:43

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jdz0IiJNOk

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think that is the only problem I had with Mass Effect 2

    While Jacob was boring, he wasn't nearly as much fun to be a dick to as Kaidan was

    apparently you can turn kaidan into a xenophobic council-hater if you play as a renegade female shepard

    i never did that because the female shepard voice actor is pretty bad. but it definitely sounds fun

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is really weird to me that so many people in this thread are shitting on jennifer hale

    usually mike meer's the one no one likes

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I could only play as a female shephard if I could sleep with anyone I wanted

    And for me, that would mean everyone

    Gotta get me that space AIDS

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I prefer manshep because I am a man and I don't need some butch woman's voice to convey what my balls can.

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