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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is really weird to me that so many people in this thread are shitting on jennifer hale

    usually mike meer's the one no one likes

    yeah im not sure what happened
    for so long it was FEMSHEP IS THE ONLY REAL WAY TO PLAY THE GAME

    RubberAC on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If Nihilus is already with the Captain why is he alone when Shepard arrives

    tofu on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    he went to use the bathroom

    also I've never really been into female shepard

    too butch for my tastes

    too captain janeway

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I like both actors about the same

    in my head paragon is manshep and renegade is femshep

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it is really weird to me that so many people in this thread are shitting on jennifer hale

    usually mike meer's the one no one likes

    he was not very good in the first game either (burning molten LAAAAH VA)

    but he got better in the second one, while she somehow got worse

    i felt this was especially noticeable with the renegade lines in ME2, meer gave really good readings for those ones while hale just sounded bored, or stoned, or maybe both.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nah it's all about dude shep

    especially mine

    he looks like the love child of Edward James Olmos and Lou Diamond Phillips

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    default male shepard is the best one

    well, other than TYRONE SHEPARD

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    female shepard just sounds completely and totally bored with every line she's reading

    with a few exceptions

    like there were a few lines while scanning Hock's room for DNA in the Kasumi DLC where she actually speaks like a human being
    and I was shocked

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the best examples of the contrast are renegade interrupts

    "you're working too hard" and "how about GOODBYE" are awesome when meer does them, kind of shitty when hale does them

    boys rule girls drool

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I like the fact that she sounds bored

    like she's so badass that saving the galaxy is honestly a waste of her talents

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    female shepard just sounds completely and totally bored with every line she's reading

    This is how I've always felt about her

    Just zzzzzzzzz

    Default Meer is the best

    tofu on
  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the best examples of the contrast are renegade interrupts

    "you're working too hard" and "how about GOODBYE" are awesome when meer does them, kind of shitty when hale does them

    boys rule girls drool

    THERE'S A BOMB

    (i actually haven't heard hale do that one)

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2010
    doing the kasumi mission really brings home how terrible lady shepard's posture is

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my asian shepard turned out awful, i'm gonna have to fix his stupid fucking face when i transfer him over

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the best examples of the contrast are renegade interrupts

    "you're working too hard" and "how about GOODBYE" are awesome when meer does them, kind of shitty when hale does them

    boys rule girls drool

    THERE'S A BOMB

    (i actually haven't heard hale do that one)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJbwLb63AeA

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    the only lines i liked the delivery on were the interrogation

    for the rest she just sounds disinterested

    T4CT on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    meer 4 lyfe

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I like the fact that she sounds bored

    like she's so badass that saving the galaxy is honestly a waste of her talents

    bad voice acting apologist

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sounds like something a batarian would say

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sorry guys, girlshep is dumb, boyshep is the boss

    mark meer is just so handsome

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i should point out that i meant what speedracer said sounds like a batarian

    no human would support jennifer hale

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    VanderlooShep is the only and best Shep

    Every other Shepard, male or female, pales in comparison to his rugged yet handsome countenance.

    Solar on
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think some of my favourite Mark Meer lines are the ones where he's just irritated. When you meet Mordin and he asks you to sort out the plague, and Shepard's all "Just once I'd like to ask someone a favour and have them say 'Sure, no problem, let's go!'" and he sounds so cranky. Cracks me up every time.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm always default shepard, he's just the best.
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    smof wrote: »
    I think some of my favourite Mark Meer lines are the ones where he's just irritated. When you meet Mordin and he asks you to sort out the plague, and Shepard's all "Just once I'd like to ask someone a favour and have them say 'Sure, no problem, let's go!'" and he sounds so cranky. Cracks me up every time.

    Cranky or mean Meer is the best. He absolutely nails that drawl that he pulls out for some of the comments, though some of the heroic and courageous lines he makes are fantastic as well.

    Solar on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have to go. *turns to the left and walks offscreen*

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i think this is my favorite thread

    T4CT on
  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sorry guys, girlshep is dumb, boyshep is the boss

    mark meer is just so handsome

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    mark meer is the one true female shepard

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    if there is one thing that miffs me in these games

    it's how bad the hair looks on dudes

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm glad they made a default shep and put him on the box

    it vindicates my laziness

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The character design system is really pretty poor I think, as regards to the face

    Compare it to Dragon Age and it's certainly an area where DA wins out

    Solar on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    my shepard looks amazing

    I can't even think of anyone else as shepard now

    FAQ on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    The character design system is really pretty poor I think

    Compare it to Dragon Age and it's certainly an area where DA wins out

    Nah, you just suck.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's the one aspect of the game that I think could use tweaking in ME3

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I made an old bald shepard named Jean Luc

    but he looked more like a cancer patient than patrick stewart

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I dunno, I found character creation in DA a lot harder and with consistently uglier results. That may just be because you have way more control over the tiniest things in DA and I am rubbish at doing it. But I did think the noses on offer were pretty much horrendous.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    The character design system is really pretty poor I think

    Compare it to Dragon Age and it's certainly an area where DA wins out

    Nah, you just suck.

    Probably

    I simply can't make a Shepard which looks anything like as good as defaultShep

    Solar on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    if you don't have an ugly shephard you are doing it wrong

    dude should look gruff as hell

    I mean he's been fighting space wars

    ain't gonna come out of that pretty looking

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