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MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
edited December 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Judaism, bitches.

It's got a mad jealous god and a long-suffering people.

Also, according to _J_ I have a jew now.
Hakkekage wrote: »
I'm not surprised _J_ would say that to be honest

He didn't really understand why I was taken aback either. It was just an observation!

@Irond: this is taken from discussions of "infinite lotteries," where a ticket is selected at random from an infinite set. For countably infinite lotteries, there is no constant equal p of any given ticket wining that yields a proper probability distribution (they either add to 0 or infinity). However, for uncountably infinite lotteries there is a such a p (which has to be 0).

I haven't seen the math, nor would I understand it, but this is what people are claiming in print, so I'm taking their word for it. Countably infinite lotteries are a weird special case for probability.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i might uninstall LoL

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    this chat is making me verklempt

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fringe still has the ability to disgust me.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gut.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I need to get my hands on some cough suppressant.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i might uninstall LoL

    Why? :(

    Whooooooops this is Cass fuckin' Choco logging in on all my shit

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    MrMister wrote:
    Things that are weird: math!

    If you add 0 + 0 + .... as many times as there are natural numbers then you still get 0.

    But if you add 0 + 0 + .... as many times as there are real numbers, then you can get 1.

    what.

    Things that are horrible: philosophers being wrong about mathematics.

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  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i might uninstall LoL

    o.O

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i might uninstall LoL

    nooooo do not leave us ashe

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't see The Tourist, the twist is obvious, but to the film's credit they try really hard to hide it.

    Wash on
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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh, hello, my 360 has started working again. What wonderful nonsense.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Chu, take a week off and do some other gaming and relax. Something everyone should do every few months or so.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    don't uninstall, chu :(

    everyone has bad streaks

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Those poor Jews.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe I am just bad at math

    But I can't see how you can add zero to zero and ever get anything other than zero. There is literally no accumulation, so the billionth time you add zero will be identical to the first time you add zero.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think _J_ understood that at least some of the shit he said was hurtful and dumb. he just hid behind his "hurf durf I don't understand" mentality.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    syndalis wrote:
    _J_ was quite the silly goose.

    _J_ might have been touched in the head but no one can be that crazy. The legend of _J_ has surely been exaggerated to make for better stories around the campfire.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i might uninstall LoL

    D:

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Oh, hello, my 360 has started working again. What wonderful nonsense.

    It's a Christmas miracle.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't see The Tourist, the twist is obvious, but to the film's credit they try really hard to hide it.

    Is it the same twist that was used in North by Northwest?
    The guy Johnny Depp is mistaken for doesn't exist

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Maybe I am just bad at math

    But I can't see how you can add zero to zero and ever get anything other than zero. There is literally no accumulation, so the billionth time you add zero will be identical to the first time you add zero.

    the sum of an infinite series of 0s is indeed 0

    even for a higher-order infinity

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Maybe I am just bad at math

    But I can't see how you can add zero to zero and ever get anything other than zero. There is literally no accumulation, so the billionth time you add zero will be identical to the first time you add zero.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbmxqfGkg1Q

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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MrMister wrote:
    Things that are weird: math!

    If you add 0 + 0 + .... as many times as there are natural numbers then you still get 0.

    But if you add 0 + 0 + .... as many times as there are real numbers, then you can get 1.

    what.

    Things that are horrible: philosophers being wrong about mathematics.

    Actually if you could explain it to me I would really appreciate it

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i might uninstall LoL

    D:

    i rage too much

    like i don't say much beyond a 'goddddddamnit' in vent

    but i get so fucking upset when i do poorly- i have a splitting headache right now

    like, it's a game, i'm a grown ass man, a video game shouldn't do this to me

    at the very least i won't be playing for a few days

    i might not play again

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't see The Tourist, the twist is obvious, but to the film's credit they try really hard to hide it.

    A fun book I read last summer was this fluffy chick-lit novel about going to Italy, finding yourself, getting a new bf. Woman in question had her husband die on her, and then midway through the book her outgoing nun friend disappeared. Oh no!

    Then in the last 10 pages she got bored and drowned her new bf in the shower. Turned out she had pushed her husband off a fire escape and had hidden her "friend" in a garbage bag.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    syndalis wrote:
    _J_ was quite the silly goose.

    _J_ might have been touched in the head but no one can be that crazy. The legend of _J_ has surely been exaggerated to make for better stories around the campfire.

    I witnessed it all, and none of it has been exaggerated for effect.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MrMister wrote: »
    MrMister wrote:
    Things that are weird: math!

    If you add 0 + 0 + .... as many times as there are natural numbers then you still get 0.

    But if you add 0 + 0 + .... as many times as there are real numbers, then you can get 1.

    what.

    Things that are horrible: philosophers being wrong about mathematics.

    Actually if you could explain it to me I would really appreciate it

    Can we flip it around? I'm not clear on where that idea is coming from, so it's a bit hard to try to explain it other than to say "nuh-uh"

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    J is silly, but he got temped so he's coming back sometime isn't he?

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sorry you've had a rough game bra :(

    i feel like that sometimes

    just take a break for a few days, I think.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I still haven't seen North By Northwest, soooooo here's the twist
    he's really the guy they're looking for

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    chu :(

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Drowned a man in the shower?

    That's a little fucked up.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i might uninstall LoL

    D:

    i rage too much

    like i don't say much beyond a 'goddddddamnit' in vent

    but i get so fucking upset when i do poorly- i have a splitting headache right now

    like, it's a game, i'm a grown ass man, a video game shouldn't do this to me

    at the very least i won't be playing for a few days

    i might not play again

    I could tell in that one where we came back and you did reasonably well that you were still pretty pissed

    Not sure what to tell you

    I trust "Don't get upset" is not helpful?
    because I could go find Cwheezy if you need someone to say it

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    North by Northwest is one of my favorite movies

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    J is silly, but he got temped so he's coming back sometime isn't he?

    he is back, he just doesn't seem to post in chat anymore

    he made some posts in the mmo forum yesterday

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Where did J say the thing we're talking about now? Link?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Drowned a man in the shower?

    That's a little fucked up.

    yeah he saw a woman get in the shower with him

    prolly thought he was getting laid

    i bet the dude died with blue balls

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm pretty done with LoL myself, although I did have an epic 80 minute match the other day. It came down to the wire and we made a real nice comeback.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Drowned a man in the shower?

    That's a little fucked up.

    it was just this hilarious shift in tone

    so happy and light and then all "oh by the way I KILLED THEM ALL"

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Drowned a man in the shower?

    That's a little fucked up.

    Because outside of a shower, drowning is mundane and socially acceptable

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