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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've never written anything longer than 10 pages

    This history class I've signed up for ends with a 25 page paper

    So, uh, that ought to be a fun experience

    Sal on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Had to put my netbook in pawn so I could do things like get a haircut (still long-ish but it had been over three months and I was getting dangerously close to mullet territory with how long the back was) and buy food, so I've got to use the computer lab tomorrow to write my essay due on Monday. School is closed Monday for MLK day but we have to have out essays emailed in by midnight that day.

    Weaver on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man how is everyone already getting notified about acceptances and stuff? I don't find out about any place until March.

    Still need to see about the land under my name (as in will it fuck up my financial aid, though my parents say it isn't worth very much despite being a large plot). I'd like to at least start gathering paperwork together (documentation that I own that land, bank account, general health and dentistry providers, birth certificates, etc) in case I have to leave the house in a huff.

    Muse Among Men on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sal wrote: »
    I've never written anything longer than 10 pages

    This history class I've signed up for ends with a 25 page paper

    So, uh, that ought to be a fun experience

    As soon as you get the topic start researching and writing it. I cannot really stress that enough. 25 pages for someone who has never written more than 10 is probably going to be an absolute agony so you will not want to put it off in any way shape or form.

    What I like to do when writing papers is start with a bunch of note cards. On each of the note cards write one thing you are going to have to talk about or want to talk about. Then on the back of the card write all the sources you are going to use when talking about that card.

    After I've done that, I typically have anywhere from 50-100 note cards with ideas and sources. Sometimes the note cards are overarching themes/topics and other times they're just specific facts I want to mention. Either way I have a lot of note cards.

    From there I can organize the note cards into a coherent paper and then write it using the note cards as a frame and just filling in the rest with stuff like personal inferences, analysis, transitions, etc.

    B.C. on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh fuck yes

    98% on my calc final

    four point oh what what

    Projeck on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I will try so hard to avoid any future math classes. I have trouble adding things in my head, I don't need no trig shit.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    what

    at most profs here ask for a one-page sample the first week

    our big papers are like six pages (prior to this semester and my first fourth year class, I've never written anything over 2500 words)

    this is as an english/women's studies major, btw
    Do you go to clown college?

    nope! the university of guelph, canada.

    H5 me too!

    Hey I used to go there

    Al_wat on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm so glad I have two years of accounting experience since I just started accounting at school. The teacher moves at a decently fast pace and without the experience I'd probably be lost.

    Fortunately it's currently like taking a really great refresher course - I'm doing what I already know, but I'm getting practice at a wider variety of examples.

    Janson on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Projeck wrote: »
    oh fuck yes

    98% on my calc final

    four point oh what what

    i thought you said you were bad at maths

    L|ama on
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    B.C. wrote: »
    Sal wrote: »
    I've never written anything longer than 10 pages

    This history class I've signed up for ends with a 25 page paper

    So, uh, that ought to be a fun experience

    As soon as you get the topic start researching and writing it. I cannot really stress that enough. 25 pages for someone who has never written more than 10 is probably going to be an absolute agony so you will not want to put it off in any way shape or form.

    What I like to do when writing papers is start with a bunch of note cards. On each of the note cards write one thing you are going to have to talk about or want to talk about. Then on the back of the card write all the sources you are going to use when talking about that card.

    After I've done that, I typically have anywhere from 50-100 note cards with ideas and sources. Sometimes the note cards are overarching themes/topics and other times they're just specific facts I want to mention. Either way I have a lot of note cards.

    From there I can organize the note cards into a coherent paper and then write it using the note cards as a frame and just filling in the rest with stuff like personal inferences, analysis, transitions, etc.

    Thank you for the advice, that makes me feel a better about approaching the assignment

    Sal on
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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    what

    at most profs here ask for a one-page sample the first week

    our big papers are like six pages (prior to this semester and my first fourth year class, I've never written anything over 2500 words)

    this is as an english/women's studies major, btw
    Do you go to clown college?

    nope! the university of guelph, canada.

    H5 me too!

    excellent

    we will have to meet up for lunch or something at the bullring or the brass taps depending upon how much of it you want to be food and how much you want to be drunk

    Arivia on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    And now I am back at University

    Wishing I was not

    Solar on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    what

    at most profs here ask for a one-page sample the first week

    our big papers are like six pages (prior to this semester and my first fourth year class, I've never written anything over 2500 words)

    this is as an english/women's studies major, btw
    Do you go to clown college?

    nope! the university of guelph, canada.

    How are you writing so little? Most intro classes I took had me writing 3-5 page papers every other week at least and 9-12 page papers at the end of the quarter.

    I am lucky :whistle:

    My longest paper ever is this semester. 4500 words for a fourth year course. I think it might be a group project even so I don't have to write that much. :!:

    Arivia on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    what

    at most profs here ask for a one-page sample the first week

    our big papers are like six pages (prior to this semester and my first fourth year class, I've never written anything over 2500 words)

    this is as an english/women's studies major, btw
    Do you go to clown college?

    nope! the university of guelph, canada.

    How are you writing so little? Most intro classes I took had me writing 3-5 page papers every other week at least and 9-12 page papers at the end of the quarter.

    I am lucky :whistle:

    My longest paper ever is this semester. 4500 words for a fourth year course. I think it might be a group project even so I don't have to write that much. :!:

    I have yet to write an essay longer than 2000 words

    This coming Semester has a 5000 word project though so that will be an introduction to the world of long-ass papers.

    Solar on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    :hifive:

    people expect as an english major I write lots

    no, but people actually care about composition instead of other disciplines' vomit from a butt

    I do not understand how writing well and enjoyably is optional

    it is a mystery

    Arivia on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    :hifive:

    people expect as an english major I write lots

    no, but people actually care about composition instead of other disciplines' vomit from a butt

    I do not understand how writing well and enjoyably is optional

    it is a mystery

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    Antimatter on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    :hifive:

    people expect as an english major I write lots

    no, but people actually care about composition instead of other disciplines' vomit from a butt

    I do not understand how writing well and enjoyably is optional

    it is a mystery

    Hi5

    I am a History student and people also expect me to do really long papers.

    What they forget is that often being able to put things succinctly rather than having lots of filler is actually applauded by many essay markers. And yes, I agree, if you enjoy what you are writing then you write better, and shorter essays are more enjoyable to write (for me anyway)

    Solar on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    well I meant enjoyably to read

    but that works too!

    Arivia on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    well I meant enjoyably to read

    but that works too!

    Something which is enjoyable to read was usually enjoyable to write as well

    But yeah they don't teach us essay composition and I don't know why, seeing how important it is

    Solar on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have received about eight lectures on essay comp

    the only topic covered more thoroughly is how to use electronic journals

    Arivia on
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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Guelph has to have the most per capita girls of any place I've ever been in my life

    damn I miss that

    Al_wat on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    trent seems to have a ratio of about 3-4:1

    it's downright eerie

    Dichotomy on
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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Every residence on campus is more than 50% girls at Guelph.

    And on top of that they still needed an all girls residence!

    Seriously even someone as inept with women as me had no problems

    Al_wat on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Don't know percentage but my school is packed full of asians

    Weaver on
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Calculating it out I should have somewhere of 90 to 110 pages to write this quarter spread out between ten weeks.

    And next quarter I embark on my senior undergraduate thesis of a minimum 25 pages.

    Zonugal on
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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    Don't know percentage but my school is packed full of asians

    By chance do you go to Waterloo?

    Al_wat on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    nope

    also, imagine all the writing once I transfer to UW journalism

    Weaver on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    L|ama wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    oh fuck yes

    98% on my calc final

    four point oh what what

    i thought you said you were bad at maths

    it's highschool calc

    Projeck on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Having to drastically scale back this essay to stay within the word count window. I'd rather be able to write a longer paper because it feels easier.

    Weaver on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Got an A in the stupidest class I took last semester.

    The lesson I have learned here is "write bullshit your professor will agree with."

    MrMonroe on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm still at the computer lab (just finished my essay-15 words under the upper limit) and the guy behind me is streaming jersey shore and laughing a bunch

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    signs everywhere "VERY QUIET ZONE"

    two korean dudes yelling a bunch

    Weaver on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Welcome to the library.

    My friends and I have discovered the best way to have a private room for studying at our library. That is signing up for one of our many personal viewing rooms. Take out a movie and get a classroom for free!

    TheLawinator on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    not at the library, at the school computer lab, but yeah

    at least the people they yell here are just dumb kids and not schizos like at the library

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    whoops one word under the limit

    think I'll just stop editing now

    Weaver on
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    what

    at most profs here ask for a one-page sample the first week

    our big papers are like six pages (prior to this semester and my first fourth year class, I've never written anything over 2500 words)

    this is as an english/women's studies major, btw
    Do you go to clown college?

    nope! the university of guelph, canada.

    H5 me too!

    excellent

    we will have to meet up for lunch or something at the bullring or the brass taps depending upon how much of it you want to be food and how much you want to be drunk

    Lunch sometime sounds good to me. Before TAing picks up this semester I shouldn't be too busy. Shoot me a PM of when you'd be able to meet.

    KetBra on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I also enjoy being rewarded for writing succintly

    people talking to me about their lab reports blah blah "oh yeah I've got ten pages, I was going to do more but I ran out of time"
    "oh I.. I pretty much covered everything in 3 and a bit"
    *gets 9/10 on the report*
    Projeck wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    oh fuck yes

    98% on my calc final

    four point oh what what

    i thought you said you were bad at maths

    it's highschool calc

    you should still have hard questions in a high school calc test

    L|ama on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    There's the wolfram alpha app for the hard questions

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    L|ama wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    oh fuck yes

    98% on my calc final

    four point oh what what
    i thought you said you were bad at maths
    it's highschool calc
    you should still have hard questions in a high school calc test
    Yeah Projeck, I think you're selling yourself short here.

    There's a high school girl in my Calc 2 class. Clearly I cannot do worse than her or I will die from the shame.

    Coinage on
  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Coinage wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    oh fuck yes

    98% on my calc final

    four point oh what what
    i thought you said you were bad at maths
    it's highschool calc
    you should still have hard questions in a high school calc test
    Yeah Projeck, I think you're selling yourself short here.

    There's a high school girl in my Calc 2 class. Clearly I cannot do worse than her or I will die from the shame.

    There was a 17 year old girl in my Calc 1 class that later on went to Harvard for premed.....

    She was pretty hot...

    Casually Hardcore on
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