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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    History of Photo class!

    Civil War Photos of Dead guys WOOOOOOOOO!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    We're small enough of a university that the first few days a sign-in sheet gets passed around, and then the professor just knows everybody and can tell whether you're there or not based on whether you're there or not.

    On the rare occasions there is a class big enough where this isn't possible, there is usually a card-swiping setup near the entrance. The professor will sit nearby and watch the monitor to make sure you aren't swiping somebody else as you come in.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Do people say "present" or "here"?

    As a small mercy it's done via sign in sheet passed around at about the midpoint of the class. I had a class that took verbal attendance like that many many years ago and promptly left that institution and never went back.

    Awww sign in sheets ain't no thang.

    It gets you your class participation mark without having to actually speak

    sometimes at least

    My biggest issue is that it encourages people to show up, when I'd rather they didn't, and worse still, it was specifically stated that attendance =/= participation, so these same people are encouraged to talk. All the time.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    ohhh drag

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    ohhh drag

    Yeah. Passively tracking who is actually here is one thing, but encouraging every 19 year old eager beaver to put forward their opinion on the myth of climate change or how religion has it all wrong, man is quite another.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the guy running my politics seminar spent most of last semester growing a magnificent beard

    and over break it became even fuller, and now he sports a handlebar mustache
    his radiance is such that I cannot bear to look upon him

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I actually like open forum type classes

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    some people in my class get really pissy about this one guy who asks a bunch of questions each class

    the same people who are running through warcraft dungeons during the lecture

    I mean at least dude is listening

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I post every time the class devolves into retarded and pointless discussion.

    I post a lot during some classes.

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I actually like open forum type classes

    I imagine they're quite nice when they aren't really big.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    skettios wrote: »
    I actually like open forum type classes

    I imagine they're quite nice when they aren't really big.

    yeah exactly

    We had the same thing go down in my Hist. o photo class

    There's like 200 people in here! don't ask if anyone has a comment!

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sometimes instead of asking a hundred questions you should just talk to the professor after class

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Unless your question is actually salient, like when a prof explains the Howey test and then neglects to mention whether it is conjunctive or disjunctive.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Unless your question is actually salient, like when a prof explains the Howey test and then neglects to mention whether it is conjunctive or disjunctive.

    You givin 2nd year arts students too much credit

    the questions are not question they're like

    "I just wanna say that I disagree with taking pictures of dead bodies"

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Unless your question is actually salient, like when a prof explains the Howey test and then neglects to mention whether it is conjunctive or disjunctive.

    You givin 2nd year arts students too much credit

    the questions are not question they're like

    "I just wanna say that I disagree with taking pictures of dead bodies"

    well then tell them this

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My second-8-weeks course later this semester will be a second year fine-arts course. First one I've taken. We'll see how that goes. I'm kind of looking forward to it

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Monroe studying for the Bar exam is boring just to let you know

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh jesus christ I am fucking stupid and accidentally signed up for the lord of the rings class.


    Damnit

    I can still change it. I will probably just get charged like $20

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Monroe studying for the Bar exam is boring just to let you know

    oh trust me

    I go to a Bar Factory school

    I'm well aware

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    okay everyone i have an important decision to make:

    a) read As I Lay Dying

    b) affix myself to the front of a steamroller


    so far i've just gotten to where addie dies and i am leaning towards b

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SoaL wrote: »
    some people in my class get really pissy about this one guy who asks a bunch of questions each class

    the same people who are running through warcraft dungeons during the lecture

    I mean at least dude is listening

    the thing is most of the time if one dude is asking a question out loud, a good proportion of the class is also asking the same question in their head.


    Also the opinions of the "shit heads" in any class are irrelevant. Like people who bitch about a bunch of projects being due in the same week... when we've had all semester to work on them. Fuck those people.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I do not like faulkner very much

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    hurgh

    Meeting today at 3:30 with website people to give them all of our research and shit
    This week has been so long

    So tired, haven't been able to nap at all this week to catch up on sleep because I've had to be out meeting with people or working on project shit until like 5 or 6 at night, so if I took a nap I wouldn't be able to sleep that night and then my schedule would be messed up and I'd be more out of it

    someone kill me

    I might pass out when I drive to my meeting today

    only thing keeping me going is that I promised myself a milk shake.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feeling pretty confident about my exam tomorrow.

    Though who schedules an exam for Saturday morning I mean really

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So my physics teacher gave us a take-home test for this unit since we're so far behind the other pre-ap physics class...

    Mixed feelings on this.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If I ever get to teach a class I am going to forbid any fucking student from using a god damned laptop unless they're ADA.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Good luck with that

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It's not particularly difficult.

    "Hey kid, you know those participation points that are mandated to be 20% of your grade by the school? Now a zero."

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Are we talking about highschool here?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Are we talking about highschool here?
    Wait, what? No. High schoolers don't need to fucking have laptops in class.

    What the hell.

    Young whippersnappers.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    To clarify: I'm not going to be teaching high school.

    As a professor I plan on saying "get your fucking laptops the hell out of my class."

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    anyone have an idea of how good a 1370 on the GRE is?

    It kinda depends on the distribution between verbal and quantitative
    This is far away from being a problem for me, but I just found out about the new GRE, and I am pissed that their solution is, like the SAT, making it a damn hour longer. It makes sense that they are trying to make the verbal easier by killing the analogies/antonyms and the quantitative harder by adding stuff, because the average for the quantitative is far too high for being out of 800, but argh, I can't focus and sit still for four hours at a time.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Callius wrote: »
    To clarify: I'm not going to be teaching high school.

    As a professor I plan on saying "get your fucking laptops the hell out of my class."

    good


    luck with that

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Once I go off to college I'm pretty sure this would be my theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMCXHP_xqFY

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mandatory 20% participation? Taking attendance?

    Your universities sound like academic prison.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    To clarify: I'm not going to be teaching high school.

    As a professor I plan on saying "get your fucking laptops the hell out of my class."

    good


    luck with that

    the professor that i'm teaching for has a rule that if 3 people are caught on facebook, nobody will get to use laptops for the rest of the term

    the first day, eleven people were on facebook or msn

    the second day, she gave everyone a second chance

    this time, the guy in front of me tabbed back and forth between a pdf he wasn't reading and msn

    no more laptops

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    To clarify: I'm not going to be teaching high school.

    As a professor I plan on saying "get your fucking laptops the hell out of my class."

    good


    luck with that

    the professor that i'm teaching for has a rule that if 3 people are caught on facebook, nobody will get to use laptops for the rest of the term

    the first day, eleven people were on facebook or msn

    the second day, she gave everyone a second chance

    this time, the guy in front of me tabbed back and forth between a pdf he wasn't reading and msn

    no more laptops

    Sure a tenured prof can make all the crazy rules she wants

    I'm just speculating that by the time Callius is a full on prof with Tenure and a rockin beard, barring computers from classrooms is going to be next to impossible. Especially since so many universities are implementing paperless everything today.

    But hey, reach for the stars kid, maybe there'll be a massive EMP rendering all the world's electronics unusable.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    she's a sessional, and laptops have been banned at the last 3 TA jobs that i've had across 2 universities

    if you need it medically, then go for it

    but otherwise, fuck off with your kongregate

    oh and this class is paperless, but the computers being banned isn't on her, it's on all the fucks who used facebook instead of listening

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    To clarify: I'm not going to be teaching high school.

    As a professor I plan on saying "get your fucking laptops the hell out of my class."

    good


    luck with that

    the professor that i'm teaching for has a rule that if 3 people are caught on facebook, nobody will get to use laptops for the rest of the term

    the first day, eleven people were on facebook or msn

    the second day, she gave everyone a second chance

    this time, the guy in front of me tabbed back and forth between a pdf he wasn't reading and msn

    no more laptops

    Sure a tenured prof can make all the crazy rules she wants

    I'm just speculating that by the time Callius is a full on prof with Tenure and a rockin beard, barring computers from classrooms is going to be next to impossible. Especially since so many universities are implementing paperless everything today.

    But hey, reach for the stars kid, maybe there'll be a massive EMP rendering all the world's electronics unusable.

    I, too, believe that paperless means putting stuff online and then everyone printing it out.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Those are some impressive numbers

    I think if you saw the number of laptops at Carleton you might go into some sort of catatonic state.

    Classes literally look like this

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    but laptops

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