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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's like mori and hakks had a retard baby that put on a taun taun onesey

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    WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    it's like mori and hakks had a retard baby that put on a taun taun onesey

    ohhh a taun taun, wow man was I WAY off.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    the best was when they put a mirror on the cover and said YOU! were person of the year!

    Always remember to put it on your resume.

    i remembered that was a big thing in H/A, whether or not you put that on your resume
    I remember that. It was brilliant.

    Wait, really?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    For some reason I want to watch Nine to Five.

    Dolly Parton's boobs the reason?

    If I had to put a number on it, I'd say that's at least 43.1234% of the reason. :winky:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-7QFImmIkM

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    bad things just happened from my butt
    Think of how the toilet feels.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    bad things just happened from my butt
    Think of how the toilet feels.

    if the toilet didn't want it the toilet shouldn't have dressed so slutty

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    the best was when they put a mirror on the cover and said YOU! were person of the year!

    Always remember to put it on your resume.

    i remembered that was a big thing in H/A, whether or not you put that on your resume
    I remember that. It was brilliant.

    Wait, really?

    Some guy was asking for CV help and under achievement he'd written he was voted Time Person of the Year Twenty-whatever. It was quickly pointed out that a very obscure joke which would most likely be taken as an outright lie was a bad idea.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    For some reason I want to watch Nine to Five.

    Dolly Parton's boobs the reason?

    If I had to put a number on it, I'd say that's at least 43.1234% of the reason. :winky:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-7QFImmIkM

    Duckman was a great show.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I am playing ask the other parent with the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Mass.gov, the state's official website says that to qualify for veteran's benefits I must only be a legal resident of Massachusetts. But the University of Massachusetts says one must have enlisted from Massachusetts. UMB also says that only service in Viet Nam, Panama, Grenada, Lebanon, or the Gulf War, (OIF and OEF are conspicuously absent) so that seems kind of iffy to me.

    So, in hopes of settling this dispute I have also emailed the state's Office of Veterans' Education.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Any discussion of DV in H/A is guaranteed to draw at least one bit of "WTF are you thinking?".

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tired this morning, drank too much water last night had to keep waking up to piss.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Res wrote: »
    I am playing ask the other parent with the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Mass.gov, the state's official website says that to qualify for veteran's benefits I must only be a legal resident of Massachusetts. But the University of Massachusetts says one must have enlisted from Massachusetts. UMB also says that only service in Viet Nam, Panama, Grenada, Lebanon, or the Gulf War, (OIF and OEF are conspicuously absent) so that seems kind of iffy to me.

    So, in hopes of settling this dispute I have also emailed the state's Office of Veterans' Education.

    In a unique reversal, ask the other parent is actually the way to get things done as an adult

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tired this morning, drank too much water last night had to keep waking up to piss.

    In other news, Preacher's picture is now the dictionary entry for lightweight.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    [On the CIA agents convicted of kidnapping a man in Milan]

    LS: If Americans are familiar with the Milan story, it’s probably through accounts of the dumbfoundingly sloppy spycraft of the CIA kidnapping team. What were some of their most notorious blunders?

    SH: Their biggest idiocy was to use their cell phones like teenagers. Evidently they were unaware or unconcerned that with every connection to a cell tower, a phone company was logging their general location, with the time. The counterterror police knew Abu Omar had gone missing on his noon walk to his mosque, so they checked the records of nearby cell towers to see if there were suspicious calls around that time. The records showed that a dozen or so cell phones were stationed along his route making short calls to one another. The frequency of the calls increased as noon neared, they reached a crescendo at the moment of what must have been his kidnapping, and just after that all of the phones immediately left the area or were shut off. In other words, the kidnappers left the investigators an outline of how they had staked out Abu Omar’s route and watched him as he stepped out his apartment and made his way toward the snatch team and was snatched.

    What the fuck. Even TV and movie spies know not to use unsecure cell phones, and especially not cell phones that are actually tied to them. I guess these dudes just figured, ah, this guy's from Egypt, no one will miss him.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tired this morning, drank too much water last night had to keep waking up to piss.

    In other news, Preacher's picture is now the dictionary entry for lightweight.

    Nah no liquor just water, I get thirsty right before bed and instead of ignoring the fact I usually keep pissing all night, I drink the water anyway.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tired this morning, drank too much water last night had to keep waking up to piss.

    In other news, Preacher's picture is now the dictionary entry for lightweight.

    Nah no liquor just water, I get thirsty right before bed and instead of ignoring the fact I usually keep pissing all night, I drink the water anyway.

    Right. That was the joke. No liquor, just water.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I am playing ask the other parent with the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Mass.gov, the state's official website says that to qualify for veteran's benefits I must only be a legal resident of Massachusetts. But the University of Massachusetts says one must have enlisted from Massachusetts. UMB also says that only service in Viet Nam, Panama, Grenada, Lebanon, or the Gulf War, (OIF and OEF are conspicuously absent) so that seems kind of iffy to me.

    So, in hopes of settling this dispute I have also emailed the state's Office of Veterans' Education.

    In a unique reversal, ask the other parent is actually the way to get things done as an adult

    Followed closely by either "Let me ask my manager" or "run that by my manager" depending on the kind of manager you have.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Res wrote: »
    What the fuck. Even TV and movie spies know not to use unsecure cell phones, and especially not cell phones that are actually tied to them. I guess these dudes just figured, ah, this guy's from Egypt, no one will miss him.

    We've traded privacy for convenience!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ludious wrote: »

    He's lost a lot of weight.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tired this morning, drank too much water last night had to keep waking up to piss.

    In other news, Preacher's picture is now the dictionary entry for lightweight.

    Nah no liquor just water, I get thirsty right before bed and instead of ignoring the fact I usually keep pissing all night, I drink the water anyway.

    Right. That was the joke. No liquor, just water.

    I don't understand this thom, I just dont'.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    bad things just happened from my butt
    Think of how the toilet feels.

    You assume he made it to the toilet. D:

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That's right guys, I haz internet! ^-^

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    msmya wrote: »
    That's right guys, I haz internet! ^-^

    You're bluffing.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    msmya wrote: »
    That's right guys, I haz internet! ^-^

    grats welcome to [chat]. Have you lurked for a while or are you brand new or what?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tired this morning, drank too much water last night had to keep waking up to piss.

    In other news, Preacher's picture is now the dictionary entry for lightweight.

    Nah no liquor just water, I get thirsty right before bed and instead of ignoring the fact I usually keep pissing all night, I drink the water anyway.

    Right. That was the joke. No liquor, just water.

    I don't understand this thom, I just dont'.

    Drunk off of water.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am craving savoury foods. Possibly pork pies are in order.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    Drunk off of water.

    You cut me thom.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's more a recognition of the extent to which facebook is altering the internet and how we interact with each other online

    you should read the article, it's interesting

    It trips me out that I can post to a famous musician's Facebook wall and they'll respond.

    Well, not super-famous. I'm not talking about Lady Gaga or anything. But somebody like this.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am craving savoury foods. Possibly pork pies are in order.

    In the name of a stereotypical Middle England, I ban you from pork pies for your crime of defecting to the French.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Now that winter is well and truly in swing, my desire to be active! and hang out! has turned into a desire to snuggle under blankets! eat rich food! and go on the Internet!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That ebay story is pretty fuckin funny

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Now that winter is well and truly in swing, my desire to be active! and hang out! has turned into a desire to snuggle under blankets! eat rich food! and go on the Internet!

    I got a lightbox to help with this

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so tired

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    It's more a recognition of the extent to which facebook is altering the internet and how we interact with each other online

    you should read the article, it's interesting

    It trips me out that I can post to a famous musician's Facebook wall and they'll respond.

    Well, not super-famous. I'm not talking about Lady Gaga or anything. But somebody like this.
    I actually met him, he played an extremely poorly-attended rave at the arena I worked for in college. He's a really nice guy.

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Now that winter is well and truly in swing, my desire to be active! and hang out! has turned into a desire to snuggle under blankets! eat rich food! and go on the Internet!

    I agree. I barely made it to walmart yesterday to shop lol

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    It's more a recognition of the extent to which facebook is altering the internet and how we interact with each other online

    you should read the article, it's interesting

    It trips me out that I can post to a famous musician's Facebook wall and they'll respond.

    Well, not super-famous. I'm not talking about Lady Gaga or anything. But somebody like this.

    Love BT.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    It's more a recognition of the extent to which facebook is altering the internet and how we interact with each other online

    you should read the article, it's interesting

    It trips me out that I can post to a famous musician's Facebook wall and they'll respond.

    Well, not super-famous. I'm not talking about Lady Gaga or anything. But somebody like this.

    Love BT.

    dude is a god

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I am craving savoury foods. Possibly pork pies are in order.

    In the name of a stereotypical Middle England, I ban you from pork pies for your crime of defecting to the French.

    I will miss pies.

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