Ok so who's scarier as someone potentially having to save someone elses life, daxon or res?
Hey fuck you.
Res would definitely be my choice of who to save my life in an ultra urgent situation like if you're bleeding out cause he's used to that kind of stuff.
I've done nothing really of the kind. Only learnt how to suture yesterday - that was pretty awesome and fun as well though really.
Res seems like he'd be a "one for you, one for me" kind of medicine dispenser though.
It's like choosing between Dr. Leo Spaceman and the dude from MASH.
Ok so who's scarier as someone potentially having to save someone elses life, daxon or res?
Hey fuck you.
Res would definitely be my choice of who to save my life in an ultra urgent situation like if you're bleeding out cause he's used to that kind of stuff.
I've done nothing really of the kind. Only learnt how to suture yesterday - that was pretty awesome and fun as well though really.
Res seems like he'd be a "one for you, one for me" kind of medicine dispenser though.
It's like choosing between Dr. Leo Spaceman and the dude from MASH.
I just realized Alan Alda has been on 30 Rock, and they haven't done a Dr. Spaceman/Hawkeye joke yet. This needs to be remedied...
Ok so who's scarier as someone potentially having to save someone elses life, daxon or res?
Res probably has more practical experience.
Daxon's probably got a better academic knowledge base.
So...
If I was bleeding to death RIGHT NOW, I think I'd want Res.
In a few years the other way around.
But they are both like sociopathic, so I'd be all worried they'd start waxing poetic on the human condition and decide death was a better option.
Don't start this again, I'm not a sociopath. Just a cynic and a realist.
But despite my personal beliefs I'll always treat and care in the best interests of the patient.
Medicine really works in teams though. Anything non-standard is brought to the attention of your colleagues more senior and junior than yourself and you consult with them about what to do. It's great how stuff works.
Then again I'm getting my training at one of the best hospitals in the entirety of the United Kingdom which is pretty damn excellent. Didn't realise how lucky I was when I applied here.
I just got to mexico like I did for all those abortions. Its way easier to blame the doctor when he only speaks like half the language and he's paid by the cartels.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Don't ever label yourself a realist. From other peoples POV you'll end up an optimist/pessimist anyway.
Personally I'm a fantasyist, it makes for more entertaining beliefs and I don't have to always assert that my pessimistic whining is grounded in "reality".
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Don't ever label yourself a realist. From other peoples POV you'll end up an optimist/pessimist anyway.
Personally I'm a fantasyist, it makes for more entertaining beliefs and I don't have to always assert that my pessimistic whining is grounded in "reality".
Its the best for wanting to hate others though. You see someone sending off twenty packages and they don't have precise addresses and you want to murder them while their children watch.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Don't ever label yourself a realist. From other peoples POV you'll end up an optimist/pessimist anyway.
Personally I'm a fantasyist, it makes for more entertaining beliefs and I don't have to always assert that my pessimistic whining is grounded in "reality".
Yeah, that works. See, Preacher understands!
Brotherhood of the fur haps.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Its the best for wanting to hate others though. You see someone sending off twenty packages and they don't have precise addresses and you want to murder them while their children watch.
Theres this chatty old fucker just talking up the employee and I want to strangle him slowly to death
Its the best for wanting to hate others though. You see someone sending off twenty packages and they don't have precise addresses and you want to murder them while their children watch.
Theres this chatty old fucker just talking up the employee and I want to strangle him slowly to death
stab him in the neck stab him in the neck stabhimintheneck!
Its the best for wanting to hate others though. You see someone sending off twenty packages and they don't have precise addresses and you want to murder them while their children watch.
Theres this chatty old fucker just talking up the employee and I want to strangle him slowly to death
Yes if I ever want to remember why I pay more for UPS to ship my things, its because going to the post office is on par with putting my dick in the open part of a door jamb and slamming it shut while watching "keeping up with the Kardashians".
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
she's a nurse practitioner with like 5 years of EMT experience too :P
Yeah my mother in law is a PA and my sister in law is a nurse. I'd go to neither of them though, because honestly I've seen my Mother in law carve a turkey, her hands shake worse then mine.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Its the best for wanting to hate others though. You see someone sending off twenty packages and they don't have precise addresses and you want to murder them while their children watch.
Theres this chatty old fucker just talking up the employee and I want to strangle him slowly to death
Most of the local post offices in my city were closed for reasons that nobody understands (as they all busy all the damn time), so now there is only the small one left. The queue is always stretching out onto the street. I passed it night before last at about 6pm (they must've extended their hours for Christmas) and they had more or less blocked the entire road with a zig-zagging swarm of people carrying festive boxes.
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I just got to mexico like I did for all those abortions. Its way easier to blame the doctor when he only speaks like half the language and he's paid by the cartels.
¡Oh mi dios! ¡Su el tipo con un útero! ¡Otra vez! Hemos robado un riñón, mitad de un hígado… ¿Conjeturo que podríamos tardar a algo de médula este vez?
thank you babelfish
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
At least everyone else here seems pretty fucking with it in terms of mailing their shit and leaving
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edited December 2010
I am going to translate this based solely on my 9th grade spanish class.
Omy God. You're getting an abortion. Oi vey. Robot blood and funyuns will not ruin my enjoyment of Hidalgo. I don't believe your retarded baby's brain is even formed.
Y'know guys? I'm really gearing up towards wanting to become a surgeon.
Other things that happened today:
- I learnt that UCH (hospital I'm based) is pretty much the only place female to male sex changes are done in the UK.
- Some twat of a patient made a big row about not wanting to be on a ward where one of the ward nurses was a transgender person and had to be moved because he was being such a dick about it. Patient should just have manned up.
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But they are both like sociopathic, so I'd be all worried they'd start waxing poetic on the human condition and decide death was a better option.
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It's like choosing between Dr. Leo Spaceman and the dude from MASH.
Well, you could come to me.
But I've only ever done mice.
And I've got a 0% patient survival rate.
Don't start this again, I'm not a sociopath. Just a cynic and a realist.
But despite my personal beliefs I'll always treat and care in the best interests of the patient.
Medicine really works in teams though. Anything non-standard is brought to the attention of your colleagues more senior and junior than yourself and you consult with them about what to do. It's great how stuff works.
Then again I'm getting my training at one of the best hospitals in the entirety of the United Kingdom which is pretty damn excellent. Didn't realise how lucky I was when I applied here.
I just got to mexico like I did for all those abortions. Its way easier to blame the doctor when he only speaks like half the language and he's paid by the cartels.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I feel better already.
bow chicka wow wow, the doctor is in!
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Personally I'm a fantasyist, it makes for more entertaining beliefs and I don't have to always assert that my pessimistic whining is grounded in "reality".
pleasepaypreacher.net
Yeah, that works. See, Preacher understands!
Its the best for wanting to hate others though. You see someone sending off twenty packages and they don't have precise addresses and you want to murder them while their children watch.
pleasepaypreacher.net
O_o
Gov't is paying for your bill, I don't give a shit.
Brotherhood of the fur haps.
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really
REALLY?
Hahahahaha
Ha
hahahahaha
Your afraid of the goddess isis?
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Drunk? Not the ones I've met.
Man Hitler was Time's man of the year, its not a presitigous award.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Theres this chatty old fucker just talking up the employee and I want to strangle him slowly to death
stab him in the neck stab him in the neck stabhimintheneck!
she's a nurse practitioner with like 5 years of EMT experience too :P
Yes if I ever want to remember why I pay more for UPS to ship my things, its because going to the post office is on par with putting my dick in the open part of a door jamb and slamming it shut while watching "keeping up with the Kardashians".
pleasepaypreacher.net
Yeah my mother in law is a PA and my sister in law is a nurse. I'd go to neither of them though, because honestly I've seen my Mother in law carve a turkey, her hands shake worse then mine.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Most of the local post offices in my city were closed for reasons that nobody understands (as they all busy all the damn time), so now there is only the small one left. The queue is always stretching out onto the street. I passed it night before last at about 6pm (they must've extended their hours for Christmas) and they had more or less blocked the entire road with a zig-zagging swarm of people carrying festive boxes.
¡Oh mi dios! ¡Su el tipo con un útero! ¡Otra vez! Hemos robado un riñón, mitad de un hígado… ¿Conjeturo que podríamos tardar a algo de médula este vez?
thank you babelfish
Omy God. You're getting an abortion. Oi vey. Robot blood and funyuns will not ruin my enjoyment of Hidalgo. I don't believe your retarded baby's brain is even formed.
Other things that happened today:
- I learnt that UCH (hospital I'm based) is pretty much the only place female to male sex changes are done in the UK.
- Some twat of a patient made a big row about not wanting to be on a ward where one of the ward nurses was a transgender person and had to be moved because he was being such a dick about it. Patient should just have manned up.
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