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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    I remember a buddy of mine complaining about "the old cliche of a super-hero having an illicit affair with their teenage sidekick" and how it's so lame and overdone

    and i asked him to name an example of that actually happening in comic books, and not just in the minds of fanfic writers or parodies of comic books

    he thought about it

    only to realize actually it's not really a cliche at all because even though it seems like a totally obvious story to tell, it really hasn't been told that much if ever

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    right, it comes up a lot in parodies of super-hero stuff

    usually it's simply implied or drawn parallel to rather than played straight

    it's all over the place in the satire of comic books (stuff like The Tick or the Venture Brothers is a good example)

    but in mainstream super-hero comic books?

    you know I honestly can't think of a single example of a hero fucking their sidekick

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A hero fucking their sidekick would be a good story if it hadn't already been played at in satire and fanfiction so much.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Eh, the whole "let's deconstruct superheroes and show how they'd all be horrible, dysfunctional, abusive scumbags in real life" trope has been done for at least the past 20 years, so at this point I doubt there's much new insight to be gleaned from yet another tilt at the superhero windmill.

    uh

    done by who, Lawndart?

    Alan Moore is really the only person I can think of who has done that, via Watchmen

    sure, super-hero comic books went through a hilariousy "dark" period in the 1980's and 90's (well, the 90's was more XTREME than dark but whatever) where super-heroes became gun-toting mercenaries with Oedipus complexes and shit

    but there was no self-aware commentary there, just an irrelevant industry that was trying to modernize itself and doing badly

    you might think that this is something that has been done to death for decades but I think that's just you wishing it was

    it really hasn't

    There's really only three people doing it, Ennis, Millar, and Moore.

    The rest are 90's stereotypes

    i don't know what Mark Millar is doing in terms of this

    but yes Garth Ennis is another one who tilts at the windmill of super-hero comics

    guess who writes The Boys?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Guess who has a SOFT KITTY in their lap

    it's me

    i have the soft kitty

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Guess who has a SOFT KITTY in their lap

    it's me

    i have the soft kitty

    HATE

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Eh, the whole "let's deconstruct superheroes and show how they'd all be horrible, dysfunctional, abusive scumbags in real life" trope has been done for at least the past 20 years, so at this point I doubt there's much new insight to be gleaned from yet another tilt at the superhero windmill.

    uh

    done by who, Lawndart?

    Alan Moore is really the only person I can think of who has done that, via Watchmen

    sure, super-hero comic books went through a hilariousy "dark" period in the 1980's and 90's (well, the 90's was more XTREME than dark but whatever) where super-heroes became gun-toting mercenaries with Oedipus complexes and shit

    but there was no self-aware commentary there, just an irrelevant industry that was trying to modernize itself and doing badly

    you might think that this is something that has been done to death for decades but I think that's just you wishing it was

    it really hasn't

    There's really only three people doing it, Ennis, Millar, and Moore.

    The rest are 90's stereotypes

    i don't know what Mark Millar is doing in terms of this

    but yes Garth Ennis is another one who tilts at the windmill of super-hero comics

    guess who writes The Boys?

    You already told us it was Garth Ennis

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Guess who has a SOFT KITTY in their lap

    it's me

    i have the soft kitty

    too easy

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    pussy pussy pussy marijuanaaaaaa

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A hero fucking their sidekick would be a good story if it hadn't already been played at in satire and fanfiction so much.

    well see here's the interesting thing there

    a weird thing i've noticed about super-hero comic books as a genre is because they are so cliche-ridden and reliant on status quo establishments and tropes and archetypes

    there's a lot of ideas people assume would have been done already, but really they've only been the subject of satire or parody or whatever and never really shows up "for reals" in the mainstream super-hero books

    for example the whole "Women in Refigerators" thing, was basically an overblown bunch of hand-wringing at the idea that female super-heroes are disproportionately raped, brutalized, killed, and victimized than male super-heroes.

    But when you actually looked at super-hero comics and tried to find some kind of statistical grounds for the argument, it actually didn't pass muster and was more of a perception than an actual cliche or trope.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    there's actually very little in the way of comic books that actively try to analyse and take apart super-hero mythology and concepts

    there's a lot of "gritty" and "dark" comic books out there that might make the claim they're trying to do some higher level deconstruction of the genre, but really they just end up being an extreme example of the same bullshit.

    see: All Punisher books ever written.

    there only needs to be one and it did it quite well

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I always find that fascinating.

    The way certain ideas or beliefs about the characters with almost no backing in the source material, will take hold so strongly to the point they're considered common knowledge.

    I bet at least a few pseud lit or pyscology papers could be written on the topic.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Guys someone come and get lunch with me, I'm hungry and don't want to go eat alone, and maybe you can bring some cocaine and if you have a car where we can store the hooker's body that'd be great.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Guys someone come and get lunch with me, I'm hungry and don't want to go eat alone, and maybe you can bring some cocaine and if you have a car where we can store the hooker's body that'd be great.

    canada is too far

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Guess who has a SOFT KITTY in their lap

    it's me

    i have the soft kitty

    guess who had a SOFT KITTY sleeping with them tonight

    it's me

    I had the best sleep

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    I always find that fascinating.

    The way certain ideas or beliefs about the characters with almost no backing in the source material, will take hold so strongly to the point they're considered common knowledge.

    I bet at least a few pseud lit or pyscology papers could be written on the topic.

    see: how people who don't read Superman comics view Superman vs. people who actually read Superman comics

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Guys someone come and get lunch with me, I'm hungry and don't want to go eat alone, and maybe you can bring some cocaine and if you have a car where we can store the hooker's body that'd be great.

    canada is too far

    Well if you don't want to work on our friendship, you are uninvited from my birthday party. Get out of my mom's house.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony I am pretty certain that "Women in Fridges" thing bears out if you look at it in the original context (i.e. main-line stories)

    and I also thought it was extended not only to female superheroes, but to all female characters in comics

    Arch on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Guys someone come and get lunch with me, I'm hungry and don't want to go eat alone, and maybe you can bring some cocaine and if you have a car where we can store the hooker's body that'd be great.

    Sure.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Guys someone come and get lunch with me, I'm hungry and don't want to go eat alone, and maybe you can bring some cocaine and if you have a car where we can store the hooker's body that'd be great.

    canada is too far

    Well if you don't want to work on our friendship, you are uninvited from my birthday party. Get out of my mom's house.

    shit

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I wish I could have lunch in canada

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    next year, I will have lunch in Canada

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    eff you, mambo

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wish I could have lunch in canada

    keep dreaming big, nerd

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Guys someone come and get lunch with me, I'm hungry and don't want to go eat alone, and maybe you can bring some cocaine and if you have a car where we can store the hooker's body that'd be great.

    Sure.

    Don't toy with my heart.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I've had lunch in canada

    with cass

    but it wasn't today and there was no coke or hookers

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    In terms of influence alone, good or bad, I think Hitler was the most influential person of the 20th Century.

    My arguments for this are twofold:

    1. By kicking off WWII, and antagonizing Josef Stalin, he catalysed the Soviet Union's and America's assent to superpowerdom, and that rivalry has impacted global politics even after the fall of the wall.
    2. By kicking off the Holocaust, he also catalyzed Zionism and the creation of the Jewish state, and this has also had a major impact in the Middle East and its woes, although part of that is due to the East-West rivalry as well.

    Basically his actions set the direction of Global Politics for like 50 years, and still has reprecussions today. That's hella influential.

    Wilson did a lot more to trigger that rivalry then Hitler.

    ya, ww1 OS the real key but is there one figure to blame as easily as Hitler? Kaiser Bill maybe? The Assassin? The various leaders of the coalition nations etc

    It's not quite as much about WWI as it was the Allies directly intervening in the Russian Revolution. The paranoia of the USSR about foreign powers wasn't totally without cause.

    I am still of the opinion that is ww1 and I'd fold the aftermath - whether that be the intervention in Russia, the Ottomans/Turkey/Greece/Syria etc, eastern Europe and what happened in the Empire or even China

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    I've had lunch in canada

    with cass

    but it wasn't today and there was no coke or hookers

    your story started out okay but the ending was a letdown

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Superman might be my favourite superhero comic

    a lot of it is junk, but the best supes stories generally reach towards the core of what makes superhero mythology worthwhile

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Pony I am pretty certain that "Women in Fridges" thing bears out if you look at it in the original context (i.e. main-line stories)

    and I also thought it was extended not only to female superheroes, but to all female characters in comics

    the goalposts got moved several times by Gail Simone, originally it was just the love interests of super-heroes (the term itself came from Green Lantern's girlfriend's body being stuffed in a refrigerator) and then she extended it to female characters in super-hero comic books in general, and then only comic books made during a specific era, and then...

    What Gail managed to show was that (gasp! shock! dismay!) super-hero comic books are sexist, and that power fantasies written for teenage boys often have somewhat misogynistic notions in them.

    Which fully nobody should've been surprised at, really. However, the actual data Gail was using to make her argument was really, really bad. She basically just went "huh this seems like a lot" and made a list, without making any kind of list measuring how often the same happens to male characters, or what measure she was using for "brutal" besides just being killed off, etc.

    It was basically "research" in the same way that Jack Thompson has "research" to show video games make children violent sociopaths.

    It's a perception.

    Pony on
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bahahahaha. I was late for work, but my bosses are out and my coworker was even later.

    No one will ever know.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bahahahaha. I was late for work, but my bosses are out and my coworker was even later.

    No one will ever know.

    except this whole forum because you just told us.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am phoning Mori's boss right now.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    bahahahaha. I was late for work, but my bosses are out and my coworker was even later.

    No one will ever know.

    except this whole forum because you just told us.

    also since this forum is always the top google hit for everything, everyone in the entire world.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Eh, the whole "let's deconstruct superheroes and show how they'd all be horrible, dysfunctional, abusive scumbags in real life" trope has been done for at least the past 20 years, so at this point I doubt there's much new insight to be gleaned from yet another tilt at the superhero windmill.

    uh

    done by who, Lawndart?

    Alan Moore is really the only person I can think of who has done that, via Watchmen

    sure, super-hero comic books went through a hilariousy "dark" period in the 1980's and 90's (well, the 90's was more XTREME than dark but whatever) where super-heroes became gun-toting mercenaries with Oedipus complexes and shit

    but there was no self-aware commentary there, just an irrelevant industry that was trying to modernize itself and doing badly

    you might think that this is something that has been done to death for decades but I think that's just you wishing it was

    it really hasn't

    There's really only three people doing it, Ennis, Millar, and Moore.

    The rest are 90's stereotypes

    i don't know what Mark Millar is doing in terms of this

    but yes Garth Ennis is another one who tilts at the windmill of super-hero comics

    guess who writes The Boys?

    Millar did Civil War, the Ultimates, and Kick Ass, which are three stories specifically focused on deconstructing the super hero in general.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Pony I am pretty certain that "Women in Fridges" thing bears out if you look at it in the original context (i.e. main-line stories)

    and I also thought it was extended not only to female superheroes, but to all female characters in comics

    the goalposts got moved several times by Gail Simone, originally it was just the love interests of super-heroes (the term itself came from Green Lantern's girlfriend's body being stuffed in a refrigerator) and then she extended it to female characters in super-hero comic books in general, and then only comic books made during a specific era, and then...

    What Gail managed to show was that (gasp! shock! dismay!) super-hero comic books are sexist, and that power fantasies written for teenage boys often have somewhat misogynistic notions in them.

    Which fully nobody should've been surprised at, really. However, the actual data Gail was using to make her argument was really, really bad. She basically just went "huh this seems like a lot" and made a list, without making any kind of list measuring how often the same happens to male characters, or what measure she was using for "brutal" besides just being killed off, etc.

    It was basically "research" in the same way that Jack Thompson has "research" to show video games make children violent sociopaths.

    It's a perception.

    I would think with the fixed goalposts of "female characters in comic books in mainstream titles" (what I thought it was) that this would all still hold up if you collected numbers

    I mean I can barely even think of male characters who were ever permanently killed or seriously injured (permanently, not like killed and came back) outside of robin (s) and flash/blue beetle

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    in the future employers will require you to tell them the names of all your twitter and facebook and livejournal and other internet social networking site account names

    so they can have a guy interstalk you and watch for you badmouthing the company or brag about being late or bagging off work

    they will make this disclosure a provision of your hiring contract and if you fail to disclose any of your internet identities or gain new ones over time without telling human resources you can be fired

    Pony on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    bahahahaha. I was late for work, but my bosses are out and my coworker was even later.

    No one will ever know.

    except this whole forum because you just told us.

    also since this forum is always the top google hit for everything, everyone in the entire world.

    lies

    http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=everything,+everyone+in+the+entire+world#sclient=psy&hl=en&safe=off&q=%22everything%2C+everyone+in+the+entire+world%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=1bde53b2ade8e603

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    On another note- I just watched Under the Red Hood and aside from Dimaggio's joker I really enjoyed it

    Arch on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    the worst thing about getting out early is that no one is around for LoL

    I guess I will play with the SE++ guys

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's funny when Abd or Cass does it. When you do it, Pony, it sounds like your masturbating over some sort of dystopian nightmare.

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