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9 Days 9 Forumers 9 Doors [Christmas Adventures]
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OPENING CUTSCENE
*Note: This is a spoof of the following video, you should watch that first:
*Note: This is a spoof of the following video, you should watch that first:
Yes, it's that time again.
Yes, this one is actually going to be finished.
Welcome to 9 Days 9 Forumers 9 Doors, this version inspired by the game 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors (as well as, of course, Mr. Andrew Hussie's wonderful MSPaint Adventures.
The rules of the game are simple: all you have to do to play is post a command in the format "Character Name> Whatever you want to see them do". I will pick whichever command I happen to like the most.
This time, there's a bit more to it though. It seems some psychopath has kidnapped nine forumers and placed them on a sinking ship. Each of them has had a bomb planted in their stomach and has been fitted with a numbered wristband. There are nine numbered doors hidden throughout the ship, if a group of people passes through a door and the numbers on their bracelets do not form the digital root for the number of the door they're passing through (more on this later), they will explode. Now they're forced to solve bullshit puzzles and work together and crap in order to escape within the time limit and survive.
Yes, this one is actually going to be finished.
Welcome to 9 Days 9 Forumers 9 Doors, this version inspired by the game 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors (as well as, of course, Mr. Andrew Hussie's wonderful MSPaint Adventures.
The rules of the game are simple: all you have to do to play is post a command in the format "Character Name> Whatever you want to see them do". I will pick whichever command I happen to like the most.
This time, there's a bit more to it though. It seems some psychopath has kidnapped nine forumers and placed them on a sinking ship. Each of them has had a bomb planted in their stomach and has been fitted with a numbered wristband. There are nine numbered doors hidden throughout the ship, if a group of people passes through a door and the numbers on their bracelets do not form the digital root for the number of the door they're passing through (more on this later), they will explode. Now they're forced to solve bullshit puzzles and work together and crap in order to escape within the time limit and survive.
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EDIT: Honoring the connection to MSPA:
Santa> Bellow out, "HO HO HO"
Abdhyius> Read spoilers
But realistically anything you post will become a command if I wish it.
In any thread.
On any forum.
I hope I'm one, but I see Mori, Cass, and Will.
They are:
Dread Pirate Arbjlkjdoubntlkjs (Cass)
Nerdgasmic
Professor Moriarity (Silas Brown)
Inquisitor
Irond Will
Demurist
Santa Claus
???
???
Anyway.
Mori > make out with Nerdgasmic
Arivqa they are like married or something
he is too whipped not to include her
Santa Claus> give presents
You are AWOKEN by distant HOING.
You are DREAD PIRATE ARBUJKHISNIOT but, because I cannot spell your username, you will be called CASS. You are a WRITER OF INCONCEIVABLY EROTIC FICTION of the sort that is WORLD RENOWNED FOR HOW SEXY IT IS. You have AWOKEN in a STRANGE ROOM. You don't recall HOW YOU GOT THERE. You are KIND OF PISSED about this.
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
Syndalis has a monocle, while Irond Will has a soul patch.
Obviously.
proof positive that it has been too long since the last one because i forgot to >>CHECK for MONOCLE OF AWESOMETUDE
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
You CHECK your INVENTORY.
You have a PIECE OF YOUR BELOVED EROTIC LITERATURE, a STRANGE KEY, and CHOCOKENESIS.
You also notice that you have ACQUIRED A FINE WATCH. You CANNOT SEEM TO REMOVE IT. You BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT it as a DAPPER ACCESSORY.
That's Dick "Nosering" Moriarty
You OPEN the BOOK. You find 3 NUMBERED KEYCARDS. On them are the NUMBERS 5, 7 and 8. You ADD them to your INVENTORY.
fuck you winky
Good thinking, you should SAVE YOUR PLACE. You SLAM your BOOKMARK in-between the pages.
You EXAMINE the ROOM. On this side there is a SET OF BUNK BEDS, a NUMBERED DOOR, and what appears to be a KEYCARD READER.
On the other side there is a LOCKED CLOSET, a STOVE with a PITCHER, a SINK, a PORTHOLE, and a PORTRAIT OF AN INCREDIBLE MULTI-TALENTED INDIVIDUAL.
You SWIPE the NUMBER 5 KEYCARD. One ASTERISK APPEARS. There are TWO MORE SPACES on the SCREEN.
Just for SHITS, you ATTEMPT to SWIPE ALL THREE CARDS. THREE ASTERISKS APPEAR, but the LIGHT FLASHES RED and NOTHING HAPPENS.
Hence, more are hidden somewheres.
thank you for your help
You attempt to DEFACE the PORTRAIT OF AN INCREDIBLE MULTI-TALENTED INDIVIDUAL.
You FAIL. WATER is now POURING in through the CRACKED PORTHOLE. The STRANGE ROOM is FILLING UP FAST.