There aren't nearly enough festive webcomics in this thread.
You've probably seen comics from that site before, but did you realize this comic has been going since 1997? He's not even a grad student anymore!
yes I am aware there is an internet to which to use
I am simply flabbergasted and elated in the fact that I fucking nailed the word and picked the right one to use
obtuse vernacular is my garden of delights
the phenomenological verboseness with which you have so cunningly equipped yourself has rendered my member turgid!
prepare to be engaged.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
a turgid member is of much detriment to a person
GROW YOUR FUCKIN' BONER METZGER
GET YOU SOME HOT DIGGINS
LADIES: FALL AT FEET AND REVEAL FUCKIN HOLES n SHIT ALRIGHT
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
i tried to get some diggins!
this cute indie girl with glasses was flirting with me at this christmas party and i manned up and asked her out
and she said yes!
but we were about to all head out to this fucking diner to get some food, and she was drunk so she didn't drive and i was cross-faded as fuck and then there was DRAMA between PEOPLE i DON'T KNOW and she was INVOLVED SORT OF and i never got her number.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
this cute indie girl with glasses was flirting with me at this christmas party and i manned up and asked her out
and she said yes!
but we were about to all head out to this fucking diner to get some food, and she was drunk so she didn't drive and i was cross-faded as fuck and then there was DRAMA between PEOPLE i DON'T KNOW and she was INVOLVED SORT OF and i never got her number.
this exact thing has happened to me like 3 times
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
hold on hold on
did you ask her out with a group of people or on a 1 on 1 type thing
did you get any info about her at all?
if not: she just went with the flow, dude, calm down with that BS poops and find out about her and pursue, if you like her, try to meetup at another social gathering
if so: follow it up sober, lay it out and be plain. My experiences with "indie" girls is slipshod at best. They might be attracted to the drama of juggling several people at once. Beware.
When you asked her out, you all, as a group, went got food? That's not asking out. Give it another shot sober, or at least LESS drunk or LESS social than before, that way you can have a more intimate session and get to know one another
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
METZ YOU JUST LOST THE PERFECT WOMAN
TRACK HER DOWN AND SMOOCH HER POST HASTE
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
well i asked her if she "wanted to go see a movie or something" because i'm not very good at the whole "dating" thing yet
the drama came some time later.
also she lives in NEBRASKA, and i can't say i'm a fan of that, but i can probably still like her despite her... unclean living situation.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
if she lives more than 20 miles from you, chances are that shit is done, try another person
movies are pretty shitty first dates, they FORCE you not to talk (unless you're watching a shitty DVD and ripping on it)
at LEAST get a dinner first. There's a reason the standard is "a dinner and a movie". The dinner allows for the conversation and the the food and the comradery, and the movie allows for a lot of the fun and the retrospection.
give it a shot, if she likes you, she'll accept to the date when sober. I really suggest you pursue the sober method, It'll give you a good barometer for future events
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
dating girls with pierced nipples is infinitely preferable to without
but it aint exactly a dealbreaker, an amazing bonus yes
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited December 2010
Mini-golf is an excellent first date.
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
last date i went on was to see inception
we ended up having dinner after the movie then we wound up back at my place watching samurai champloo
eh could have been worse but she turned out to be weird as hell so i politely stated my intentions to run screaming
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited December 2010
i'll ask about her some time soon, but i don't really hang out with that group of people too much, so whatever.
she was really cool and all but i dunno. i'd hate to start dating a girl and it gets serious and then i move in like six months. i'd feel like a terrible ass, even considering the fact that i'd tell a girl i was gonna start dating seriously that i plan on moving.
Posts
bleargh
http://www.audioentropy.com/
allot have
kudos
hella race issues ITT
discussing the possibility of a bell-curve-style attraction graph matrix is taking things TOO SERIOUSLY?
wait okay yeah probably
fucking science is crazy
but psh I spout me some ideas right now
and if, in the future, some motherfucker with half a ballsack comes and TRIES ME and invents that shit I can say I had the idea first
and BOOM
dollars upon dollars upon fucking doubloons, beast-eh
if you want my doubloons you'll need to sign papers and agree to things
covering bases
this is why swill and i have such an affinity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaRkWfaq10
I see
AAAH MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE COMING TRUE
THIS SHIT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
You've probably seen comics from that site before, but did you realize this comic has been going since 1997? He's not even a grad student anymore!
whichever that is
this is the most racist thing i have ever read TDOT
I am electing you Grand Dragon of whatever the KKK membership[p thingy is
ACCEPT OR BE FLAGELLATED
what like
like a bacteria?
has a special place in my heart
fuckin no idea
but firefox okay'd the spelling so i fuckin went with it alright
flagellated
I am simply flabbergasted and elated in the fact that I fucking nailed the word and picked the right one to use
obtuse vernacular is my garden of delights
it tends to make small talk a lot more confusing
the phenomenological verboseness with which you have so cunningly equipped yourself has rendered my member turgid!
prepare to be engaged.
GROW YOUR FUCKIN' BONER METZGER
GET YOU SOME HOT DIGGINS
LADIES: FALL AT FEET AND REVEAL FUCKIN HOLES n SHIT ALRIGHT
this cute indie girl with glasses was flirting with me at this christmas party and i manned up and asked her out
and she said yes!
but we were about to all head out to this fucking diner to get some food, and she was drunk so she didn't drive and i was cross-faded as fuck and then there was DRAMA between PEOPLE i DON'T KNOW and she was INVOLVED SORT OF and i never got her number.
edit: this girl, man... i'm tellin' you.
her friend revealed to me that she has pierced nipples and a tattoo of Calvin and Hobbes dancing on her butt.
I
FUCKED
UP.
this exact thing has happened to me like 3 times
did you ask her out with a group of people or on a 1 on 1 type thing
did you get any info about her at all?
if not: she just went with the flow, dude, calm down with that BS poops and find out about her and pursue, if you like her, try to meetup at another social gathering
if so: follow it up sober, lay it out and be plain. My experiences with "indie" girls is slipshod at best. They might be attracted to the drama of juggling several people at once. Beware.
When you asked her out, you all, as a group, went got food? That's not asking out. Give it another shot sober, or at least LESS drunk or LESS social than before, that way you can have a more intimate session and get to know one another
TRACK HER DOWN AND SMOOCH HER POST HASTE
the drama came some time later.
also she lives in NEBRASKA, and i can't say i'm a fan of that, but i can probably still like her despite her... unclean living situation.
movies are pretty shitty first dates, they FORCE you not to talk (unless you're watching a shitty DVD and ripping on it)
at LEAST get a dinner first. There's a reason the standard is "a dinner and a movie". The dinner allows for the conversation and the the food and the comradery, and the movie allows for a lot of the fun and the retrospection.
give it a shot, if she likes you, she'll accept to the date when sober. I really suggest you pursue the sober method, It'll give you a good barometer for future events
but it aint exactly a dealbreaker, an amazing bonus yes
we ended up having dinner after the movie then we wound up back at my place watching samurai champloo
eh could have been worse but she turned out to be weird as hell so i politely stated my intentions to run screaming
Also milkshakes.
:winky:
Oh god, I had no idea...
she was really cool and all but i dunno. i'd hate to start dating a girl and it gets serious and then i move in like six months. i'd feel like a terrible ass, even considering the fact that i'd tell a girl i was gonna start dating seriously that i plan on moving.